Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Seeing Tang Sanbu in this appearance, Jianglong didn't know how to answer.

In the face of a sub-sage, this guy is not only not afraid, but even thinking about eating...

This Nima...

In the whole world, he is probably the only one who can do such a thing!

Tang Sanzan looked into the eyes of the other party, and quickly explained: "Uh... Actually, the poor monk is not all for food, but the poor monk mainly thinks that the bald eagle is too much.

He stole from me, I can't stand it!

So, I'm not here to eat, I'm here for revenge!

Let's go, my big knife is already hungry and thirsty! "

Jiang Long tilted his head and looked at Tang San Zan, he laughed, if he believed a word the bald man said, he would be a pig!

After walking two steps, Tang Sanzan stopped.

Jiang Long said: "Elder Tang, what's wrong?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Are you good at cooking?"

Jianglong said: "I... so-so, I am best at cooking dog meat. You know, there are not many animals that can be used..."

"Ah..." A certain black dog in Guanjiangkou sneezed, then raised his head and cursed: "Which grandson is thinking about me!"

Tang Sanzan shook his head and said: "It's not enough to just know how to cook dog meat, you can't waste ingredients."

Jianglong asked curiously: "Then what do you mean?"

Tang Sanbu said: "We have to bring a suitable cook, ahem... Bring a suitable helper!"

After speaking, he took out a magic talisman, which was given to him by Monkey King at that time: "A cloud-piercing arrow, disciples and grandchildren come to meet each other!"

The yellow talisman burned, rose into the sky, exploded in the air and turned into a big hand. The thumb, index finger, ring finger, and little finger of the big hand slowly closed and clenched...

That huge, provocative gesture pierced into the sky!

at the same time……

Dongsheng Shenzhou, on Huaguo Mountain, lying bored on a big rock, holding a mother monkey in one hand and holding a peach in the other, Sun Wukong, who was enjoying the sun, suddenly opened his eyes and looked to the west, then suddenly got up and said: "I Old Sun, I have to go!"

General Beng at the side said in astonishment: "Great Sage, you are only a few hundred years old this year, so you are leaving at such a young age?"

Bang!

A stick was raised, and a monkey flew into the sky.

Sun Wukong took back the golden cudgel and said to Marshal Ma who was beside him: "Old Marshal, my master has called me, I have to go back. Watch over here, if you need anything, go find me over there."

Marshal Ma frowned and said, "Didn't you finish reading the scriptures? Why is the Great Sage still going there? Can't you not go?"

Sun Wukong raised his head and lamented, "It's not that you can't go if you don't go, but if you don't go, then you really have to go. Just stay..."

After speaking, Monkey King turned somersault and went straight to the wilderness.

A group of villagers in Gaolaozhuang held various agricultural tools and shouted: "Hit him!"

Then a group of gentlemen, plus a group of old men and children, and a group of women with strong backs and long mouths rushed up with hoes, sticks, pots and pans.

In the distance, a pig ran all the way with a rake on its shoulders, shouting as it ran: "Don't go too far, I didn't do anything!"

The villagers became even more excited when they heard this.

An old man was trembling with anger: "You... what else do you want to do? After you came back, you harassed every woman, even the 80-year-old lady, and all the women who were approached by you turned into big-backed and long-mouthed. You are so powerful and have a bad temper! For my gentle and virtuous lady... hit me, hit me to death!"

At this moment, Zhu Ganglian looked towards the west, and then said: "Forget that I'm afraid of you, let's go first."

After speaking, the pig just soared into the sky and flew towards the wilderness.

On the other side, a restaurant was built beside the Liusha River. The owner of the restaurant is a big man with a beard. Although he has a fierce face, his restaurant business is very good. It is almost overcrowded, and even the entrance is lined up for three kilometers. The queue!

Some of these people have fierce faces, some have bird heads and human bodies, some have blue faces and fangs, some have extraordinary looks, and some are alluring...

These people can tell at a glance that they are not ordinary people, either a monster or a person in the immortal way.

But without exception, they all lined up outside the store obediently, waiting for their number to be called.

Not because of anything else, but because of the sign hanging at the entrance of the restaurant, no one dared to mess around.

I saw that the pen on the sign was like a dragon and a snake, with a few lines of big characters written:

Today's dish:

"The Buddha's brother-in-law's meat supply is limited!"

"The green lion meat in the early stage of Hunyuan Realm is in stock today."

"In the early stage of Hunyuan Realm, white elephant meat is in stock today."

"There is no limit to monster meat at the Da Luo Jinxian level today..."

"All kinds of monsters below Da Luo Jinxian are launched into the water and sold at a low price."

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Business Hours: Depends on your mood!

Let me ask, who dares to hang this kind of brand, and after being confirmed that it is genuine, who would dare to make a mistake here?

The restaurant is said to be big or small, but there is no servant, and even the boss does not come out, and only cooks in the back kitchen.The sound of the back kitchen chopping meat can be heard endlessly...

The fragrance is even more fragrant, making people want to stop.

At this moment, the barely visible boss came out, cupped his hands and said to everyone: "Dear fellows, I'm sorry, but the store is going to be closed for a while. As for when it will open, I don't know..."

When everyone heard this, they immediately quit.

Especially those old monsters who have been queuing up here for more than a month!

One of the wolf demons suddenly stood up and said angrily: "Boss Sha, you have so many rules, we recognize them as weird. We even serve the meals ourselves, and we will recognize them after ten days and a half months!"

But we are about to start eating right now, you told me that this month was a waste of time, this is not acceptable! "

"That's right, you're going too far!" Someone responded!

Someone took the lead, and the others stood up and shouted, "Boss Sha, you haven't done much business!"