Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

If it doesn't matter, this bald man might put him on the shelf to roast...

If it doesn't matter, the Bodhisattva may put him on the rack to roast...

Tangled ah!

At this moment, the black bear spirit saw the feathers on the ground, and then all the hairs on his body exploded, screaming: "This... this... this is the golden-winged kite raised by the Bodhisattva?! You actually ate it!" ?!"

Tang Sanzun shook his head.

The black bear spirit immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine if you don't eat it, tell me, where is this bird?"

Tang Sanzan looked at him like an idiot, then pointed to the fire in front of him and said: "Isn't this relying on?"

Black Bear Spirit: "I..."

The black bear spun around three times, and finally wailed: "Brother, this is the Bodhisattva's pet!"

Tang Sanzan said indifferently: "Why are you shouting so loudly? It's not the first time I've eaten..."

"What do you mean it's not the first time to eat..." The black bear spirit suddenly realized something, staring at a pair of black bear eyes and said: "You gave me food yesterday..."

Tang Sanzun grinned and said, "That's right, yesterday's ones were also caught on the mountain, didn't you eat them too? No bones left."

The black bear spirit suddenly felt like going crazy, and pulled his scalp vigorously with both hands: "Are you cheating on me?"

Tang Sanzan nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, I tricked you."

"You..." The black bear spirit really wanted to say that I fought you, beat you to death, but he knew very well that if he really said it, he would probably be beaten!

He looked helplessly at the shameless, black-bellied guy in front of him, and said through gritted teeth, "You're going too far!"

Tang Sanzun said: "Do you have any salt on this mountain? This is dry-roasted, the taste is a little bit bad. It would be better with a handful of chili."

The black bear screamed: "I'm telling you that you are too much, do you want me to ask for salt? Do you want pepper? You...you..."

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll just ask you if you have it, and if it's cooked, would you eat it!" Tang Sanzan asked.

The black bear spirit subconsciously refused.

Tang Sanbu said: "Anyway, you've already eaten it, why don't you eat this one more?"

The black bear spirit said firmly: "The bird's butt belongs to me!"

"make a deal!"

Tang Sanzan grinned.

Then Black Bear took out the sea salt and chili peppers he had hidden, and even some other condiments.

So, one person and one bear squatted there and ate up the golden-winged kite of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The two leaned against the tree trunk, and the black bear spirit said while picking his teeth: "Elder Tang, your craftsmanship has regressed. Yesterday's meat was much more fragrant than today's, and yesterday's seasoning was obviously more... No, you are not No seasoning?"

Chapter 199

Tang Sanzun said: "That's right, I don't have seasoning, what you ate yesterday was what I brought from outside the mountain."

Hearing this, the Black Bear Spirit froze, and then the corner of his mouth twitched, and the next moment he turned around and roared: "Tang Sanzan, you're cheating on me again!"

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and said: "No, this is the first time to deceive you. But in the future there can be a second, third, and fourth time... By the way, since you are the guardian of the mountain, for the little ones on the mountain You should be familiar with the distribution of the animals, their fatness and thinness, right? Come, introduce me, so that the poor monk can think about what we have for lunch."

The black bear spirit said with tears: "Can't you change someone's pit?"

Tang San said: "Is there anyone else here?"

The Black Bear Spirit immediately pointed to the mountain and said, "There is Mu Zha!"

Tang Sanbu said: "He doesn't look at mountains and guard forests, and he's not a beautiful woman. Why should I ask him?"

The black bear spirit was speechless for a moment.

At this moment, a voice sounded: "Hei Xiong, Sanbu, the poor monk came to see you."

While speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva in a white dress came out from the woods, followed by the 1.2-meter-tall Buddha Fear Liusun.

Seeing the Bodhisattva coming, the black bear spirit was so frightened that his forehead was covered with cold sweat, he trembled all over, and thought: "This time it's over, I'm probably going to reincarnate early, this fucking got caught!"

The black bear spirit lowered its head and didn't dare to look up, it just hummed: "I pay homage to the Bodhisattva."

Tang Sanzan was different, he didn't care at all, but leaned over generously, his eyes were on the dragon girl from the beginning to the end, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and a short man next to him. Something: "Bodhisattva, you are here... oh, come here, what gift do you bring, it's too polite."

After finishing speaking, this bastard reached out to grab Ji Liusun, not noticing that Ji Liusun's face turned as black as coal at that moment.

What's worse is that this guy even added a sentence: "This piglet is quite fat..."

"Pfft..." Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but burst out laughing on the spot: "Hahaha... Piggy, hahaha..."

Dragon Girl didn't dare to laugh out of respect for Fearing Sun Buddha, but she also felt uncomfortable, but still kindly gave Tang Sanzan a look, and said via voice transmission: "That's Fearing Sun Buddha, you can see it clearly before you speak. ah!"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment, then looked down, and then said in surprise: "Oh my god, such a short Buddha..."

Fear Liusun's face darkened even more.

Tang Sanzun grinned, and leaned over with a kind face: "Brother, the groundhog has become a spirit, or..."

"You are a groundhog, and your whole family is groundhogs! Whoever becomes a spirit, I am a man who attains the Tao and a man becomes a Buddha, do you understand?!" Filiusun couldn't bear it any longer, and roared loudly.

Then he found that the bald man in front of him gradually lost his smile, leaving only a cold expression: "Are you yelling at me?"

It was only then that Fear Liusun remembered who this guy in front of him was, and suddenly a trace of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly smoothed things over and said, "Elder Tang, he is not yelling at you."

Fearing Liusun looked gratefully at Guanyin Bodhisattva, nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, yes, yes..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "He is calling you a groundhog, the whole family is a groundhog."

Fearing Liusun was still nodding and saying yes, then realized something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted: "Yes...no!"

Tang Sanzan stood up straight, condescending, and said with a ferocious face: "You're going too far..."

Seeing that the bald man was getting more and more fierce, he was afraid of leaving grandchildren, but then he straightened his neck, stomped his feet, and said in his heart: "I am also a Buddha. If I really fight, I may not lose. What am I afraid of him? It's rumored outside Fierce, am I not fierce anymore?"

Thinking of this, Fearful Sun said: "You are the one who went too far!"

Tang Sanbu said: "Oh...don't accept it?"

"Dissatisfied!" Filiusun stretched his neck hard, but it's really useless to rely on the neck alone for such a thing.