Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Hei Xiong Jing said: "You must believe what our classmates say!"

Mu Zha never expected that the way of heaven is reincarnation, and the retribution comes so quickly, but he was speechless and depressed for a while.

Long Nu said: "Brother Mu Zha is not such a person..."

Mu Zha's mood suddenly improved a lot, and he raised his chin slightly, as if to say, look, our junior sister knows me.

however……

But Tang Sanzan said cautiously: "This is what is scary about him. Think about it, you are the only girl on Putuo Mountain, and she looks so beautiful. Has he ever pursued you when he was young and energetic? "

Long Nu shook her head and said, "We are Buddhist disciples, and we are pursuing the Buddhist way. How can we be in the mood to talk about love?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said: "Now you can say that, but when he first came, how did he learn any Dharma? He is young and energetic, and Dharma has not yet been cultivated. Seeing a beauty like you, I think that everyone If you are normal, healthy, and manly, you will definitely be a little bit tempted. Of course, if there is a problem with your body, let’s talk about it."

"I, Cao..." Mu Zha clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.

The black bear spirit quickly grabbed him: "Buddhist precepts, don't get angry..."

Mu Zha's eyes shot fire, he gritted his teeth and said, "This is too much!"

The dragon girl over there was thoughtful: "It seems...it makes sense, but maybe I'm not pretty enough?"

"Bullshit! Your appearance, no matter whether it is placed in the sky or on the ground, is a first-class beauty. If a man can see such a beauty and be unmoved, it is either gay or impotent." Tang Sanzang said , making Long Nu's pretty face blush.

Tang Sanzun said: "But having said that, Mu Zha's strength is not bad, so he won't be impotent."

When Mu Zha heard this, his mood improved a lot, but he always felt that something was wrong.

Then I heard Tang Sanbu say: "So, he is actually a perverted homosexual, and he tried to take advantage of me several times."

Mu Zha's eyes are red...

Fortunately, Long Nu said in time: "Impossible?"

"Think about it, he doesn't move when you are here, he doesn't approach you, and he doesn't communicate with you, right?"

"Yes, but he may be practicing wholeheartedly."

"Do you believe this too? Think about it, does he get along very closely with that old black? He doesn't go close to a beautiful woman, but he goes to a very ugly, dark male bear... Don't you think Is this weird?" Tang Sanzan asked.

Long Nu was stunned, covered her small mouth and said, "No wonder he is obviously much happier after Lao Hei's arrival."

"Of course! Although Lao Hei is a bit ugly, for a drought-damaged old hooligan, make do is better than nothing!"

"I'll fight with you!" Mu Zha got up and wanted to copy the guy when he heard it.

The black bear spirit hugged him firmly: "Don't get excited, don't get excited, you can't beat him even if you try hard."

Mu Zha suddenly felt more wronged and depressed.

Dragon Girl covered her small mouth: "This... this..."

Tang Sanbu said: "So, I'm really scared. Young lady, you have to protect me and keep them away from me...I don't want to be folded in their hands before I go down the mountain. You see Look at them, all hugging together."

Long Nu looked at Mu Zha and Hei Xiong Jing who were not far away, and they really hugged each other, shivering suddenly, and moved to the side.

Tang Sanzan moved along with the trend...

"Don't get so close, it's all posted."

"Miss, look at their eyes, how scary... To be honest, I don't feel safe now."

Longnu looked at the two men with ferocious faces, sighed and said, "That's it, but don't come here again..."

When Mu Zha and Hei Xiong Jing saw this, their faces were covered with black lines, their eyes were full of anger, and they cursed at the same time: "Fuck!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not speak from the beginning to the end. She just sat on the lotus platform and watched all this.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has been around for so many years, although there are only a few people around him, but 33 Dharma appearances have traveled all over the heavens and taught too many people.

She has seen all kinds of people. Although she has never seen such a shameless bald man, she still accepts it calmly.

She is observing, as the saying goes, knowing yourself and the enemy is invincible.

She just wanted to see Tang Sanzan's nature clearly so that she could order her own teaching method.

Seeing Tang Sanzan's performance, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and she had a plan.

At this time, the sun slowly rose from the horizon, and the golden light filled Putuo Mountain. At that moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva was not the most eye-catching, but the bald head that was also shining with golden light, just like a little sun.

Longnu couldn't help touching it, and exclaimed, "It's so smooth..."

Tang Sanbu said: "This head is average."

"Do you have a second head?" Long Nu asked curiously, with a pair of innocent big eyes flickering.

Tang Sanzan hehe said: "Yes..."

"Class begins!" Guanyin Bodhisattva started the class, interrupting Tang Sanzan's words.

Longnu immediately sat upright, without looking sideways.

Tang Sanzan said it was a pity...

Mu Zha and Hei Xiong Jing collectively gave him a big roll of their eyes, thinking: "Stinky rascal!"

However, the two of them really admired this guy, and in front of the Bodhisattva, he was the only one who could do such a thing.

On the lotus platform, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "Today we will educate the day after tomorrow, and the education after tomorrow is nothing more than benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith!

Benevolence is the truth;

The reality of righteousness is from brother;

The truth of etiquette is the same as Wensi;

The reality of wisdom is to know that the two things are not true;

Believe in the truth, you must do what you say;

Compassion, everyone has it;

Everyone has a heart of shame and hatred;

Everyone has a respectful heart;

The heart of right and wrong, everyone has it.