Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva himself smiled slightly and said, "I can hide the dragon girl. Go ahead and see her, and I'm the loser."

Tang Sanzan's footsteps stopped abruptly, and he looked at her unhappily.

Seeing the bald man begin to compromise, Guanyin Bodhisattva finally smiled: "Tang..."

"Tang Zan!" Tang San Zan shouted.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "I will help you hide your identity, but you have to cooperate with me and study hard, how about it? Otherwise, I will expose your identity immediately. Although Dragon Girl is not clear about the shitty things you have done along the way, but I can explain it clearly for you. I promise, she will throw you far away immediately!"

Tang Sanzan replied: "Our side, if you like it, just knock it out and drag it away."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "￥......"

Taking a deep breath, Guanyin Bodhisattva looked solemnly at the hairless prickly head and said, "Tang Sanzan, I will teach you the first lesson now.

The etiquette of the world, between men and women, the order of parents, the words of matchmakers, the love between men and women, and the right marriage between men and women, is the right way.

Your behavior of knocking out the resistance with a stick is called the overlord's hard attack. Once you do this, you will be ashamed by the world... What is your expression? "

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and looked at her: "You are very strange... I like a girl, why should I listen to his parents? Why do I need a matchmaker...

Besides, I'm already overlord, and I've got her, so I don't care if others eat or not?

I'll do it if I'm full!

Why, if I marry a woman, I still have to feed the world? "

Guanyin Bodhisattva rubbed her brows vigorously and said, "The shame I'm talking about is not eating! Everyone will laugh at you."

Tang Sanzan looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva even more strangely: "I have taken advantage of it. They laughed at me? I also laughed at them for not eating it! Besides, they laugh as long as they laugh. What do I care? It sounds like I If the bully doesn't fight hard, they will like me, as if they don't laugh at me."

The Guanyin Bodhisattva who said this was a little speechless.

So far, if the Three Realms were to choose the most unpopular person, this bald man should be one of them.

Since the world doesn't like him anymore, he really doesn't have to care about other people's opinions.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva knew that this was wrong, so he said, "You don't want them to like you? When you see you, you are willing to salute and call you a holy monk? Don't raise your fist, I mean willingly!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a strange face and said, "Why do you have to be willing? The result is the same, so it's fine if I'm happy? Should I care if they are happy or not?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was powerless for a while...

He found that there was a generation gap between him and Tang Sanzhu, and there was no way to communicate at all!

Fortunately, at this time, the dragon girl drove over in a carriage.

Seeing the Dragon Girl, Tang Sanzan's attention was no longer on Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Don't you want to have your own, true love? Enjoy the feeling of being in love?"

Tang Sanzan's heart moved...

Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately caught the bald man's change, and added: "I don't need to interfere with your pursuit of the dragon girl, but you are not allowed to use force or act recklessly. Before you catch up, you must be obedient, otherwise..."

Tang Sanzan frowned...

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Otherwise I won't teach you, and I will hide the dragon girl."

Tang Sanzan touched his chin and thought for a while: "Deal!"

"Bodhisattva, little brother Tang, get in the car." Longnu pulled the dragon horse carriage to a stop.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva nodded, and then greeted Tang Sanbu and got into the carriage. The dragon horse roared, and the carriage turned into the sky, and soon disappeared at the end of the sky.

When Tang Sanzan disappeared, the Bodhisattva, Arhat, Venerable, etc. who disappeared a moment ago returned to their places instantly.

At the same time, the shattered hall also recovered in the blink of an eye...

Even, with the return of Tathagata Buddha, the souls of those dead monks also returned from the underworld one after another, and their bodies were reorganized...

Seeing that everyone has returned, the Tathagata Buddha smiled lightly and said, "Now that the dead have returned, how can those people say that my Lingshan has been destroyed?"

After speaking, the Tathagata Buddha listened attentively to the voices of the whole world.

then……

Hell.

"The bald men from Lingshan have escaped from prison!" Bai Wuchang shouted.

Hei Wuchang said: "It's not prison escape, it's the extradition method of Buddhism, which extradited their souls back. It seems that Lingshan will gather all its strength to fight with Tang San's funeral."

Then, the news that Lingshan was going to have a cremation fight with Tang San spread to all parts of the Three Realms.

Some unscrupulous gods, idle ass hurts, get together and start a three-world gambling game, betting on who will win, Lingshan or Baldy!

This is enough to irritate people, when the Tathagata Buddha sees that everyone beat the bald man to win a little more...

In the main hall, those who practiced a little bit, their faces turned black!

Fuhu Luohan rolled up his sleeves again and yelled: "Buddha, they are going too far, how can you just stare at them?

If I had your mana, I'd make their mouths crooked! "

The Tathagata Buddha smiled, and said with a relaxed smile: "The mouth of the world is the most difficult to control. What you and I practice is the heart, so why bother with him?

All right, everyone, let's go.

The poor monk is also going to retreat. "

then……

"Have you heard? The Buddha is in retreat."

"Are you afraid?"

"Lingshan is full of thunder and rain, it seems that this time it is cowardly."

"Maybe it's not retreat, maybe it's just an excuse for Buddhism, maybe... Buddhism is really destroyed."

then……

The news that the Buddhist gate was wiped out spread indiscriminately again.

The best-tempered Arhat Fuhu in Lingshan looked up at the sky and cursed: "Master, kill you!"

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