Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

"Yan Wang, have you heard? Lingshan has been destroyed."

"Have you heard about Po Meng? Lingshan has been destroyed."

"Emperor Dongyue, I heard that Lingshan was destroyed?"

"Jade Emperor, there are rumors outside that Lingshan was destroyed. There are people with noses and eyes, and a large number of monks suddenly appeared in the underworld to reincarnate..."

……

For a time, rumors spread throughout the Three Realms.

When the news was delivered to Lingshan, Tathagata Buddha covered his chest and said, "These mouth-broken things..."

But this is all for later.

At this moment, the Tathagata Buddha waved to the leaders and brains on Lingshan.

Many bodhisattvas, arhats, and venerables gathered here one after another.

The Tathagata Buddha said to Tang Sanbu: "The poor monk will go to the Zixiao Palace to listen to the sermon someday, and there is no way to teach you...

How about this, there are so many people present, you pick the one you like, and go back to practice with him. "

As soon as these words came out, all the bodhisattvas, arhats, venerables, Jialan, etc. present were all hairy.

For a while, there were people who looked down at their toes, those who looked up at the ceiling, and those who played with their fingers like cross-eyed abounded, but they didn't look at Tang Sanzan.

I'm afraid that the bald man will choose them because they took an extra look.

Tang Sanzan looked around, scratched his head and said, "Why is the Bodhisattva the tallest? Isn't there a Buddha to choose?"

The Tathagata Buddha smiled and said: "The Buddhas are all performing their duties, and they should be busy, so they didn't come.

But it doesn't matter, it's just to teach you some acquired etiquette, not some true teaching.

The people present are all people who have attained the Tao, and they are extremely proficient in etiquette and law, so they can teach you. "

As soon as these words came out, the bodhisattvas, arhats, and venerables waved their hands again and again and said: "Buddha, you are too polite. We have not fully realized our little practice, so how dare we mislead you."

"It's just..."

"Tang Daoyou is a very smart person at first glance. These ordinary things, you can understand them by yourself."

"exactly……"

Seeing how disrespectful these guys are, Tathagata Buddha snorted coldly and said, "The Shura tribe has not been quiet recently... It is said that Patriarch Minghe is about to be born, and the poor monk is going to let people go over there to see the situation."

"Buddha, I think I might be able to teach Fellow Daoist Tang a little bit."

"Me too!"

"Tang Daoyou can come with me, but my environment is not very good."

……

Seeing these embarrassing things, Tathagata Buddha was also speechless for a while.

However, he also understands that if these people are asked to rescue the suffering, save all living beings, or die to save the common people, they will not even blink.

But I don’t know how many years I have to accompany this thing in front of me...

I really have to hesitate again and again.

Tathagata Buddha said: "Fellow Daoist Tang, everyone has expressed their opinions, you can choose for yourself."

Tang Sanzan was obviously not affected by everyone's previous reaction. After oh, he began to look at everyone present. Wherever his eyes fell, the group of monks avoided them like snakes and scorpions.

But Tang Sanzan didn't care, he muttered something in his mouth.

Everyone listened curiously, and then their faces darkened.

I saw the bald man looking at people and muttering: "This one is too old, this one is too ugly, this one is a little fatter, this one is a little thinner, this one is too tall, this one is too short...don't want this man..."

Bodhisattvas and arhats were picking and picking like cabbage in the vegetable market, and their faces were all black.

Just when everyone was about to explode, Tang Sanzan suddenly raised his head and said, "Buddha, can we change the batch? This batch is too ugly."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the Bodhisattvas, Arhats and others at the scene almost popped out, and they all glared angrily, and shouted in their hearts: "This bald man is too deceitful! He doesn't look good, and he thinks we're ugly? How about another batch of... dammit think this is a brothel?"

The Tathagata Buddha also frowned in anger, and said weakly: "Fellow Daoist Tang, everyone is here, there is nothing left to change, you choose quickly."

Tang Sanzang clicked his lips, and said with a displeased face: "I see, then I'll just reluctantly choose."

Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and Venerables were all furious. If they hadn't considered that they couldn't beat this bald man, they would have done it long ago!

Among the Arhats, the furious Fuhu Arhat stood up directly, rolled up his sleeves, and said angrily: "I can't take it anymore, I want to fight him one-on-one!"

The Luohan next to him held him firmly: "Fu Hu, don't get excited, don't get excited..."

"You can't beat him, take a break."

……

Tang Sanzan didn't care, and after looking around again, he suddenly pointed to Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "Buddha, I'd better choose an old acquaintance."

Guanyin Bodhisattva clasped his hands together and reminded with a smile: "Although the poor monk is a daughter, but..."

Tang Sanzan also rubbed his brows helplessly and said: "It's fine to be a daughter. To be honest, among this group of men who are either bald or full-headed, I don't have any high pursuits. I will just leave." Bar."

Chapter 190 Baldy's Weakness

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face is so ugly, just...is he that unbearable?

Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to say something, but Lingji Bodhisattva at Bianshan shouted: "Buddha, I think Master Guanyin can do this."

The Great Strength Bodhisattva on the other side also said: "I agree!"

The Sunlight Bodhisattva said, "It couldn't be more suitable."

Moonlight Bodhisattva said with a righteous face: "Guanyin Bodhisattva is proficient in the elders of both Buddhism and Taoism, and has countless clones walking around the world, and he is extremely familiar with acquired etiquette. It is most suitable to take on this position."

Void Bodhisattva said: "The most important thing is that Fellow Daoist Tang himself likes it. As the saying goes, interest is the best teacher... Guanyin Bodhisattva, what do you think the poor monk is doing?"

The Guanyin Bodhisattva next to them looked at them as if they were enemies of a hundred generations. He gritted his teeth and said, "Don't do anything... I thank you all!"

At this time, the Tathagata Buddha spoke: "In this case, Guanyin Bodhisattva, I will trouble you a lot.

Dismissed! "