Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzan tilted his head, and said with a displeased face: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Why am I bluffing and cheating, how can I cheat the girl with money?

The master has come all the way, the money is earned by playing monkeys, and the girl rushed forward on her own initiative, when did she cheat?

Just based on your words, I have to take you back to Datang and have a good theory with your elder brother Yu!

Wukong, tie people up! "

The Great Immortal Jinding rushed over and shouted: "Don't, don't, don't... Fellow Daoist, Great Sage, keep people under your command. If you take yours, he won't take away. It doesn't make sense..."

Sun Wukong also said: "Master, let's go with us, why are you dragging him? Look at him, the words "receiving bag" are written all over his face."

Tang Sanzang said: "Nonsense, he has learned the scriptures, how can we pretend to be the scripture learners for the benefit? As long as he is still on the way to learn the scriptures, we can continue to prostitute for nothing!"

Sun Wukong: "￥￥..."

Tang Seng said angrily: "You still say that you have not been cheated? You have admitted it yourself!"

Tang Sanzan plucked his ears, and said: "Baldy, you've heard hallucinations, I didn't tell you. If you don't believe me, you can ask them, and see who dares to say they heard it!"

Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong and others, and Sun Wukong and others collectively looked at the sky: "Oh, there are so many stars today..."

Tang Seng said angrily: "Could you take some time to lie? It's daytime!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan and others: "..."

Tang Seng cast his life-saving eyes on Jinding Daxian, and at the same time Tang Sanzan also cast his murderous eyes on Jinding Daxian.

Tang Seng said: "Great Immortal Jinding, did you hear that just now? Please help me decide!"

Tang Sanzan tilted his head, looked at Jinding Immortal obliquely, and said threateningly while rubbing his fists: "Golden Summit Immortal, you have to think about it before you talk about it."

The Jinding Daxian was sweating profusely on his forehead, looking at the two eyes, he wanted to die.

It stands to reason that he should help Tang Seng, but if the bald man waved his fist, he might be going to the underworld to jump in line.

When Jinding Daxian has a headache, someone else is also having a headache.

Tathagata Buddha looked at Taibai Jinxing in front of him, the fat man with the best temper in the Three Realms, and wanted to strangle the god with the best temper in the Three Realms to death at this moment.

Taibai Jinxing spread his hands and said: "Buddha, accept the imperial edict."

The Tathagata Buddha frowned and asked: "Do you have to pick it up? The Jade Emperor is a little unreasonable for doing this? My Lingshan is just a mountain sect, and it is not an affiliated institution of the Heavenly Court..."

Taibai Jinxing said: "Within the three realms, could it be that the king's land, all the saints agree, Hongmeng kiss...Buddha, you better stop struggling.

Didn't you also suppress the monkeys after receiving a verbal order?

At that time, didn't the Jade Emperor also save face for you by saving the life of that monkey to help you learn Buddhist scriptures from the west?

There are comings and goings, and everyone looks good. "

Tathagata Buddha smiled wryly and said: "Monkeys are monkeys, but the one you pushed me this time is bald... Tang Sanzhu!"

Taibai Jinxing said: "There is no way... There is a saying that is good, a dead fellow is not a poor one, although this is not true.

But don’t you Buddhists also say, if I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell? "

Tathagata Buddha said with a chuckle: "I will give Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to you later! He said, you go to him."

Taibai Jinxing continued: "Although Tang Sanzan is very destructive, he is not educated, and he does things casually, but in general it is not bad in his bones, and he can still be saved.

Buddhism pays attention to teaching without discrimination, and it can spread lotus flowers with its tongue. It is most able to speak and fool. "

Tathagata Buddha said: "Are you sure you are praising me?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Buddha has converted countless sentient beings, is this one right?"

Tathagata Buddha resolutely said: "It's bad! It's just this one!"

Taibai Jinxing spread his hands, and said in the imperial decree: "Then do you accept it or not?"

Tathagata Buddha stared at Taibai Jinxing in front of him, and Taibai Jinxing looked at each other with a gentle smile on his face.

After a long time, Tathagata Buddha said: "Taibai Jinxing, you have learned badly."

Taibai Jinxing smiled wryly and said: "There's no way...it's all because of that bald...ahem, that Tang Sanzan forced him."

Then Taibai Jinxing changed the subject and said: "Buddha, you don't need to be too anxious. The Jade Emperor wants you to keep Tang Sanbu and teach him well.

I have observed Tang Sanzan. Although he is a little violent and casual, he is not bad in his bones.

On the contrary, his mind is actually quite simple..."

At this moment, a bald man's voice came from outside: "Little brother, do you have a brothel here?"

Taibai Jinxing: "￥......"

Tathagata Buddha: "Hehe...so simple."

Taibai Jinxing continued: "His pursuit is actually quite primitive, but Buddhism is the most enlightening, maybe it can teach him more life philosophy and pursuit."

"It's not important, do you have a brothel here?"

Taibai Jinxing coughed violently...

The Buddha tilted his head and said: "It is indeed a very primitive pursuit."

What else would Taibai Jinxing want to say...

Tathagata Buddha said: "That's all, I'll take over this job from Lingshan!"

This time it was Taibai Jinxing's turn to be stunned: "Huh?"

Tathagata Buddha smiled and said: "Pursuing sentient beings is what I should do at Lingshan, not to mention it is the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor, so I have to accept it."

After finishing speaking, Buddha Tathagata sighed... Obviously, he was a bit embarrassed to answer.

Taibai Jinxing said: "Buddha, you don't have to worry. The Jade Emperor didn't ask you to force it. This is what the Jade Emperor asked me to give you."

After finishing speaking, Taibai Jinxing took out a feather from his bosom and handed it to Tathagata Buddha.

The Tathagata Buddha just glanced at it, then exclaimed, and stood up: "This is?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "I don't know, Jade Emperor said, show him this, he will agree to stay and be more obedient."

Tathagata Buddha looked at Taibai Jinxing suspiciously and said, "Be more obedient? Why do I think this means being disobedient?"

Taibai Jinxing: "￥......"