Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

All the monsters look at me and I look at you, and they all see the smirks in each other's eyes.

Then the little pangolin demon shouted: "Monk, don't worry, you lie down, and I will rub it for you later!"

Tang Sanzan nodded obediently, then turned around, showing his back.

Chihu frowned and said: "It's good to rub it, and it's easy to eat after rubbing it clean. But this pot of water is no longer available. After rubbing it clean, you can change the pot and cook again."

Several goblins nodded

The monk over there began to urge them to take a bath without knowing what to do.

Chef Wild Boar rubbed his hands, hehe said: "Okay, here we come!"

So a few little monsters rushed over, and all kinds of brushes came into battle.They thought that the monk would not be able to bear such a greeting, but the bald man shouted at the top of his voice: "Hard, hard, haven't you eaten?"

When the little demons heard this, they immediately became angry. They swung their arms one by one, exerted all their strength, and wheezed and wheezed.

As a result, the monk not only didn't scream, but moaned comfortably: "Shu Tan, come face to face and rub again."

Then the monk turned over, turned his belly to the top, and erected a large battle flag along the way.

A group of goblins looked at the monk with a comfortable face, and each of them felt that they had been humiliated.

Chef Wild Boar snorted and said, "Monk, the water is not hot enough to rub the mud. We will boil the water later, take a good bath, and then we will rub it for you. Make sure it is clean. !"

Tang Sanzan waved his hand and said, "Success"

Chef Wild Boar waved his hand, and a group of goblins quickly increased the fire, and the water in the cauldron boiled quickly.

Looking at the gurgling water, and then at the monk with his hands resting on the side of the pot with a comfortable face, all the monsters felt bad, and said in their hearts: "This is really just a poor brain. Ordinary monk? Why do I think he came to take a bath?"

With this dazed effort, the monk grabbed another radish as a side dish, and continued to eat it, saying, "What are you looking at? Rub it quickly! But Is this radish not juicy enough to have fruit?"

The little monsters are not fools, and the master who eats carrots in boiling water is definitely not an ordinary person!

Chef Wild Boar rolled his eyes, walked around behind Tang Sanbu, and said with a smile, "Fruits, some of them don't want to die!"

Chef Wild Boar swung his kitchen knife and slashed at that shiny head!

All the little demons looked over there nervously, and said in their hearts, "It's done!"

when!

Sparks fly!

The jaws of the little demons almost fell to the ground.

They still know the strength of Chef Wild Boar, but this is a ruthless stubble, and if he becomes fierce, General Chihu will give up three points to the master.As a result, when he went down with the knife, the bald head was fine?

In an instant, the temperature in the whole kitchen dropped, the bald face was dark, he slowly raised his head, looked at Chef Wild Boar and said, "What are you doing?"

"I, I, I'll give you a bath. I have a unique skill of rubbing your scalp with a steel knife." Chef Wild Boar swallowed, and replied nervously.

The bald head narrowed his eyes: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Chef Wild Boar was sweating profusely on his forehead, and his body was trembling uncontrollably.

The moment the bald man looked at him, Chef Wild Boar seemed to see the Bridge of Naihe

Then I saw the bald man yawning, pointing to the one-meter-long guillotine not far away and said, "How can you rub out dandruff with such a small knife? Use that one instead. Remember, rub it clean."

After speaking, he lay down on the pot, dozed off, and muttered at the same time: "I don't know if the disciples are hungry or not."

Seeing that their bald heads fell asleep, the little demons breathed a sigh of relief.

"Chef, what should we do?" Rabbit Demon asked.

Chef Wild Boar wiped off his cold sweat and said, "What else can I do? Rub, rub hard! Bring me the guillotine, and I'll give him a good scalp rub!"

Then he gave Rabbit Xiaoyao a wink, meaning to ask him to rescue the soldiers, he might not be able to deal with the bald man in front of him.

The little rabbit demon was also very excited, calling the two little wild boar demons to help him carry the black iron guillotine, while he ran away and went to the red tiger for help.

A few minutes ago, Monkey King and Zhu Gang went back to the mountain, looked around, only the white dragon horse was sitting there grazing leisurely, but Tang Sanzan was nowhere to be seen.

Sun Wukong asked: "Xiaobai, where is Master?"

Bai Longma pointed to the middle of the mountains and said, "I've gone to take a bath."

Monkey King was stunned: "Did you take a bath?"

Zhu Ganglian even looked around and said, "How can there be a bath in this place where the birds don't shit?"

Bai Longma pointed to the mountain and said, "The cave of monsters."

Then Bai Longma told what happened.

Both Zhu Gangguan and Monkey King were speechless for a while

Deliberately let the monster catch it, just to take a bath before being made into a dish, this operation is probably the only one that is bald throughout the ages!

Zhu Gangli looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Brother Monkey, what are you doing? Should we wait? Or go save it?"

Sun Wukong also has a headache

Bai Longma said: "Eldest brother, in my opinion, our master was so busy all day long that he wanted to punch everyone. If we really don't do anything, he must have a reason to beat us when he comes back." pause."

Zhu Gangli thought of the horror of Tang Sanzhu's punch before, and hurriedly said: "Then let's go save it and do some symbolic work. I don't want to be punched again, old pig."

Sun Wukong said: "It's a bit of a fuss to go, so let's take turns to challenge, idiot. When one is going to challenge, the other is here watching Xiaobai, guarding and saluting. First, rest, and second, it's also considered a challenge." It's a job, not idle."

Zhu Ganglu nodded and said: "Brother Hou, you can follow Master all the way here, and you haven't been hammered to death, so I believe you!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, his heart was full of sadness. He is a great sage equal to heaven, and one day he will be worshiped in this way

This is really a day dog!

Monkey King soared into the sky and went straight to the Yellow Wind Cave.

"Listen to the monsters inside, quickly send my master out, or don't blame my old grandson for being ruthless!"

Sun Wukong roared, his voice was like thunder, and the little monsters in the cave were scurrying around in embarrassment one by one.

Some blocked the door, some sent messages, and some covered their ears and shouted scary.

King Huangfeng was lying on the chair, happily eating the grapes that the little vixen delivered to him. Hearing this voice, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Chihu, I asked you to grab some snacks for me. Why don't you Did you catch me in trouble? I don't care, if you make trouble, you can deal with it yourself, don't bother me!"

Chapter 27