Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzun said: "Hey, don't care about these useless details, it doesn't matter who is stronger, the important thing is that our goal has been achieved, right?"

Mrs. Diyong subconsciously nodded and said: "The truth is the same. Moreover, after following you once, I not only stepped into the Taiyi Golden Immortal, but even reached the state of Dzogchen, and I can go a step further at any time..."

Tang Sanbu said: "That's it. You get what you want, and I get what I want. I don't owe each other anything. How wonderful! The green mountains are always there, and the green waters are always flowing. Let's just say goodbye and see you!"

After talking about Tang Sanbu, I will leave.

Mrs. Diyong shouted: "Wait a minute, I still don't think it's right...why do I feel like I fell into a pit?"

Tang Sanzan looked up at the top of the bottomless pit and said, "Sister, didn't you fall into the pit, didn't you stay in the pit every day?"

Madam Diyong was dumbfounded...

Tang Sanbu said: "It's okay, I'm leaving."

"Wait a minute, the last question, are you Tang Monk? I mean, the one who was reincarnated by Jin Chanzi, the Tang Monk who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures." No matter how stupid Mrs. Diyong was, she still felt that something was wrong.

It is said that Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a good man in the tenth life, and a disciple of Lingshan, but this one in front of him is obviously an old critic!

Except for the cassock and bald head, there is nothing about the whole body that looks like a monk.

Tang Sanzan turned around and said, "Don't worry about these useless details. A poor monk is a poor monk, not a Tang monk... no, a poor monk is not a poor monk, um...not a monk. But I really plan to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, so It's not fooling you."

"You haven't fooled me yet? Tell me that you are a young monk with no strength to restrain a chicken, but... with your strength just now, you almost knocked my old lady into hell!" Mrs. Diyong shouted.

Tang Sanzan said with a serious face: "Really, I am really a young monk with no strength to restrain a chicken, you have to believe me, well, I really have to go, if I don't go, the disciples will miss me. "

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan bowed slightly, and then jumped vigorously!

boom!

Like a rocket ascending to the sky, and like thunder exploding from the ground, the bald man shot straight into the sky!

The air wave brought about directly threw Mrs. Diyong into a somersault.

She sat on the ground, pointed at the top of her head angrily, and cursed: "You bitch, you have no strength to restrain your hands? Your fart almost killed my old lady!"

……

Tang Sanzun jumped into the bottomless pit, and saw several apprentices surrounding something...

The six-eared macaque shouted: "Master is back!"

Several disciples hurriedly turned their heads, stood in a row, bowed to Tang Sanzan, and said, "Greetings, Master!"

Tang Sanzun looked at them suspiciously: "What were you doing just now?"

Sun Wukong said: "Master, it's all right... just the wild boar passing by didn't listen to persuasion. We educated him and told him to walk the right path in the future. He must be obedient and not be too straightforward."

The six-eared macaque said: "That's right, that pig is somewhat related to the second senior brother, so everyone taught me patiently, right second senior brother?"

Zhu Ganglu glared at the other party fiercely, but still said: "Yes, yes, yes...Master, it's late at that time, seeing how refreshed you are, why don't we hurry up and get on the road."

Sha Wujing said: "Master, you know me, I..."

"What are you? Hurry up and lead the horse!" Sun Wukong and others dare not let this guy who sells teammates for ten thousand years speak up. If it is exposed again, Tang Sanzun knows that they beat up the person who delivered the wine, maybe Thief Bald is about to drink wine and eat apprentice hot pot with Ji Dian.

Sha Wujing spread his hands, and walked to the side helplessly to lead the horse.

Tang Sanzan is in a very good mood now, and he is not in the mood to care about what the apprentices have done.

Anyway, he just wants to sing a song now, hum a little tune, have fun...

After getting on the white horse, the group continued westward.

Tang Sanzun said: "Disciples, do you think there are murderers on Lingshan Mountain? Why do I think they are all unreliable people?"

"Master, why do you think they are unreliable?" Bai Longma asked.

Tang Sanbu said: "During Shituoling, didn't some Jianglong Arhat tell me to find me good wine and eat big bird hotpot with me? But that guy hasn't come back after so many days... It's a bit unreasonable.

I can keep the bird for him, but he doesn't come back to drink with me and let me dove! "

"Master, after hearing what you said, I also think that Arhat is not authentic." Sun Wukong responded quickly.

"Yes, it's not authentic, it's too inauthentic! It's not like that!"

"No one can do such a thing!"

"exactly……"

Several apprentices responded one after another.

They walked far away, and a monk with a full head crawled out of a big pit, opened his mouth and cursed: "Is this something done by humans? I just want to drink, why should I use such a heavy hand? "

……

At the same time, in the depths of the starry sky, several Jialan led Tang Seng to quickly shuttle through the starry sky.

"It's been so long, why did you go before?" Tang Seng asked angrily.

A Jialan replied: "Looking for you... The starry sky is so big, we have to search planet by planet."

Another Jialan said: "You disappeared because of Tang Sanbu. We couldn't deduce the cause and effect of him. We can only use a stupid method to find it along the direction of the fist. This is already fast. That's right, a buddy fell into the starry sky before, and we haven't found it yet. Calculate the time, it has been millions of years..."

Tang Seng looked at several people and said: "You didn't look for it at all, did you? Otherwise, how would you have time to follow me every day?"

A few Jialan blushed suddenly...

Tang Seng screamed: "Honestly speaking, didn't you come to look for me before?"

Chapter 171

The faces of several Jialan became even redder.

"Monks don't tell lies, tell the truth!" Tang Seng asked.

Finally, a Jialan said in embarrassment: "Well... I've been out for so long, I went home and took a look at my dog."

"Go home and look at the dog at home? You have time to look after the dog, why don't you go to me? I almost starved to death on that broken planet... Am I not as fucking as a dog?" Tang Seng roared.

Several Jialan collectively looked at the sky, pretending not to hear.

Tang Seng was speechless for a while, and wailed in his heart: "Buddha, what kind of weird guardians did you arrange for me? It's easy to play me to death!"

……

Tang Seng was depressed, but at this moment someone was even more depressed.