Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Sha Wujing said: "Little Six, you are strong and not afraid of monsters. Besides, there are high mountains and dense forests, and it doesn't seem like there will be someone who can let us play monkeys and make money... Or, you go by yourself? "

Bai Longma immediately said: "I think it's reliable! Sixth son, don't be afraid, if something happens, you can shout loudly, and when the time comes, senior brother, we'll come and save you.

Besides, if a man walks between the sky and the earth, he should not be afraid of the sky and the earth, let alone this small mountain?

Go boldly! "

The six-eared macaque on the side was dumbfounded, and wailed in his heart: "Good guy, the so-called parting ways of feelings just kicked me, right?

In addition, is this TM an ordinary hill?

Your small mountain covers an area of ​​hundreds of thousands of kilometers?

The small mountain in your home is full of evil spirits, evil spirits, and bloody spirits?

Since it's a small mountain, why don't you go by yourself?Do you have to hug your thighs? "

The six-eared macaque had countless resentments in his heart, but he held back in the end.

First, he really couldn't find a reason to stay;

Secondly, he has confidence in his own strength, so he is really not too afraid.

So, the six-eared macaque said: "Master, let me walk by myself? After all, someone has to help you do something practical, right? But Master, look at this mountain, such a big mountain, there are mountains in the mountain, and there are caves in the mountain. There is a chain in the cave, and our manpower is small. If we get together, it is estimated that we will not be able to find the monster in a while.

If the female goblin inside is alarmed, she will run away early...

Hey……

Then the loss outweighs the gain. "

When Tang Sanzan heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, he slammed his fist on the palm of his hand, and said with a slap: "Little six, what you said makes sense!

We traveled west all the way, experienced countless hardships, and worked so hard for so many years, how can we fall short because of a momentary relaxation?

We must carry forward the spirit of our team and endure hardships and stand hard work! "

When the disciples heard the words, they could only laugh dryly in response, and said in their hearts: You came here riding a horse, singing songs, and eating hot pot all the way, are you ashamed to say that you have suffered a lot?Hard?

If you really want to talk about tribulations, you are the one who suffers from the monsters on West Heaven Road, okay?

But a few people didn't dare to say it out, they could only mutter a few words in their hearts, clapping their hands and applauding, should drink the bald man.

But Bai Longma was really timid, his eyes rolled around, and he said unwillingly: "Master, with me by your side, we can gain points when we meet female monsters..."

When Sha Wujing heard it, what did it mean?If you are by your side for extra points, then I have to go out and practice solo?

So Sha Wujing said very simple and honestly: "Master, with your incomparably handsome, handsome, peerless face that is unmatched in the sky and unparalleled on the earth, which female fairy will not be able to close her legs if she sees you? Just hook your fingers One head, one look, don't all kinds of female monsters have to throw themselves into their arms?

If I remember correctly, along the way, there are many female monsters who covet your beauty and want to marry you.

On your condition, do you still need these extra points? "

When the six-eared macaque heard it, it jumped out quickly: "Master, I also think that you don't need a mount, you are the most perfect female killer!"

When Tang San was told by the two, his confidence doubled, he slapped the white dragon and said: "Xiaobai, I think what they said is right."

Bai Longma glared at Sha Wujing sadly, as if to say: "You old bastard!"

He wanted to say something more, but Tang Sanzan glanced at him sideways and asked, "What's wrong? You doubt the strength of your teacher?"

Bai Longma saw the murderous intent, and the words on his lips immediately turned into a crying voice: "Master, you are absolutely wise and powerful, with unparalleled charm. I just think that I will be separated from you soon, and I feel reluctant... I want to cry..."

ooh...

Howling wolves came from the mountains!

Roar!

Then a fierce beast roared!

Hearing these voices, Bai Longma really cried... He always felt that leaving Tang Sanzan was basically a disaster.

But Tang Sanzan didn't care so much, and dropped a sentence: "You can always think about the sake of the teacher, and I am very pleased to be the teacher! Don't be in a daze, boys, come on! If you catch something delicious, let's have a good time!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan chose a southwest direction: "As a teacher, I will go to the northeast, you can do whatever you want!"

After walking two steps, Tang Sanzan looked back worriedly and said: "Remember, call me immediately when you find a female monster! Remember, don't use your aesthetic standards to judge the beauty of a female monster, as long as it is a woman, mother Yes, keep them all for me!"

After Tang Sanzan learned from the lessons of Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli and Bailongma, he now has no hope for the aesthetics of his group of apprentices.

He didn't want to meet a beautiful woman, a six-eared macaque because she didn't have hair and a tail, a white dragon horse because she wasn't a horse, and Sha Wujing because she didn't have a beard, and they would all be shot to death.

After all, Monkey King has done this.

The six-eared macaque smiled wryly and said, "Master, I am different from the elder brother. I have been walking in the world all year round. Compared with female monkeys, I still prefer women."

As soon as these words came out, the bald man not only didn't feel at ease, but looked at him with great vigilance, then hooked his shoulders, and said sinisterly: "Then you have to be more honest, teacher, don't mess around!" !"

Six-eared Macaque: "￥......"

After making sure that the disciples were all right, Tang Sanzan shouted northeast and walked towards the west-southwest direction.

Everyone was speechless for a while, and sure enough, the bald man's sense of direction was as bad as ever!

The white dragon horse wanted to hug a thigh, but when he turned his head, the six-eared macaque chuckled and said, "Little pony, please ask for blessings!"

After speaking, the six-eared macaque left.

Bai Longma hurriedly looked at Sha Wujing, but the guy had long since disappeared, leaving a few large characters on the ground—I was really caught, remember to leave me a horse leg!

"Nimma, what kind of senior brothers are they!" Bai Longma wailed to the sky!

At the same time, Monkey King and others are about to enter the third gate.

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Chapter 156 The Desperate Piggy Mane

At this moment, a little demon guarding the gate stopped the team, looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Little Zhuanfeng, you went to patrol the mountains this morning, did you bump into that Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzan?"

Monkey King said: "I didn't see it, but I saw Zhu Gang's mane. Look, it's hanging here, and it's about to be dedicated to the king."

When the other party heard this, he immediately looked at Zhu Gangli in surprise.

Then he walked around Zhu Ganglu twice, pinched Zhu Ganglu's fat belly, and said, "Sure enough, you are a top-notch meat, little Zhuanfeng, it seems that you are going to be promoted! You are well-developed, but Don't forget guys."

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "That's natural! Don't worry!"