Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan waved his hand.

Sha Wujing, who had just caught up, soared into the air, picked up the big iron pot and shouted: "Second senior brother, let me help you!"

Zhu Gangguan had already been fried to the point where he had been completely fried, his eyes were staring, and his head was in a daze.

As a result, when he saw the familiar big iron pot, he woke up instantly as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his face. He waved his big hand and shouted: "Junior Brother Sha, I'm fine, you don't need to help..."

Seeing that Zhu Ganglu was awake, Sha Wujing put away the iron pot.

And Zhu Ganglian hit the ground with his head stuck in the soil for a long time without moving...

On the other side, after seeing Sha Wujing, the Seven Fairies looked at each other and exclaimed in surprise: "Sha Wujing, Zhu Gangli, that's right, that bald man is a fake Tang monk, Tang Sanbu!"

Afterwards, the seven people no longer hesitated, turned around and jumped into the air, heading straight for the South Heaven Gate.

Monkey King said: "Master, what are they calling you?"

But Tang Sanzan said indifferently: "Wukong, as a monk, you should be broad-minded, don't get angry just because of a word, that's wrong."

Sun Wukong: "￥......"

Tang Sanzan frowned slightly and muttered: "But, are all the monsters so crazy now? If there is a disagreement, they will go to the heaven..."

At this time, Sha Wujing came over: "Master, that's not a monster."

Tang Sanzun was taken aback for a moment, looked at the six-eared macaque, then at Sha Wujing and said, "Not a monster?"

Sha Wujing nodded and said: "It's really not a monster. You know me. I was the curtain-rolling general next to the Jade Emperor. I will go wherever the Jade Emperor goes. I have seen these fairies before. They are the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor. They are the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor. They are called Hualin, Taiying, Yucheng, Meixian, Qing'e, Wanluo, and Yaoji.

Known as the Seven Fairies. "

Tang Sanzan was dumbfounded when he heard this.

After a long while, he murmured guiltily: "I, Cao, then didn't I show all the daughters of the Jade Emperor..."

Hearing this, Sha Wujing and the others widened their eyes and exclaimed, "Master, you can't really read it all, do you?"

Tang Sanzang clicked his lips and said: "This... um...how should I put it? Except for the key points, I have seen everything else. This...don't blame me..."

Speaking of this, Tang Sanzan suddenly looked at the six-eared macaque, pointed at the six-eared macaque and said, "Blame him, he said that there are seven female fairies here. There are seven fairies and seven fairies. How can I tell?" Know who is the monster and who is the fairy!"

The six-eared macaque is in a hurry, he can't bear it after seeing all the scapegoats of the Jade Emperor's seven daughters!

The six-eared macaque hurriedly said: "Master, don't talk nonsense. You can't tell the difference between a monster and a fairy, but can't you see the merits on your body? I know you can see it. You don't look good on the road."

Tang Sanbu tilted his head, spread his hands and said, "The problem is, there are many monsters who have not been hungry and have done a lot of good deeds on the road. We can't judge by the amount of merit or karma. Is it a monster or a fairy?"

The six-eared macaque was dumb for a moment, but still said in a crying voice: "Master, we don't take such a cheating apprentice. I am your favorite little six. If you continue to talk, I am afraid that I will be killed by you. "

Tang Sanzun looked at the frightened six-eared macaque, suddenly smiled, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, don't be afraid, everything is a teacher."

The six-eared macaque breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to say thank you, Master.

Tang Sanzun murmured: "If they chase after you, just throw you to him as a teacher. You will die early and be reborn early. In the next life, you will still be my apprentice, okay?"

The six-eared macaque wanted to die, it was not enough to be harmed in this life, this bald man was still thinking about his next life!

Can't he be a human being?

But if you think about it carefully, this guy really doesn't seem to be human...

Tang Sanzan looked at the six-eared macaque, and smiled: "Little six, you said before that you planned to kill Tang Seng, and changed into Tang Seng to learn scriptures yourself. What's wrong, Lingshan is not afraid, you are so afraid of being killed by you." The Jade Emperor’s son who was smashed by the elder brother?”

The six-eared macaque smiled wryly and said: "Master... how can Lingshan compare with the Heavenly Court? It is the master of the three worlds, four lives, six realms, and ten directions!

Between heaven and earth, strength and status are directly linked.

The Three Purities are supreme, and the Jade Emperor is the only one below.

Under the Jade Emperor are the four emperors, and under the four emperors are the five elders.

Although the Lingshan Buddha's strength is at the level of the four princes, but because he is not in the court, he only enjoys the treatment of the five elders, and is still under the four princes!

And like him, there are three more between heaven and earth, all of which belong to the orthodoxy of heaven.

The most terrible thing is that the Jade Emperor has a talisman in his hand, even a saint must give him three points, dare not mess around, and even do something for him every once in a while.

What do you want me to use to mess with him? "

Chapter 148

Tang Sanzun looked at the six-eared macaque in surprise. He always thought that Tianting was just a soft melon, whoever caught it would play with it.

Unexpectedly, the strength turned out to be quite strong.

Tang Sanzang said solemnly: "This kind of heaven is indeed very powerful, so you should reincarnate as soon as possible."

Six-eared Macaque: "￥......"

Seeing that the six-eared macaque was about to cry, Tang Sanbu finally stopped teasing him, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Okay, I'm teasing you, don't be afraid.

What happened to the Jade Emperor's daughter?

It really doesn't work, we're all married and it's over! "

Hearing this, several apprentices looked at Tang San Zan like monsters.

Sha Wujing said: "Master, the strength of the Jade Emperor is known as the number one among saints..."

Tang Sanzang scratched his head and said in confusion: "You always talk about saints and saints, but what exactly is a saint?"

Sun Wukong said in astonishment: "Master, you don't know saints? Were there no saints in your time?"

Tang Sanzhan spread his hands and said: "Holy hammer, our era... I don't remember clearly, but I vaguely remember that there were no saints. It seems that the only things that count are gods, demons, and demons."

"Is there no one?" Sun Wukong asked.

Tang Sanzan shook his head and said: "Yes, there were, but at that time, human beings were not considered living beings, at most they were considered... count... what counted. Let's count them as pets between domestic animals and living beings...

At that time, there were many gods and demons who raised some people to play.

But some guys like to raise people to eat.

There was also a famous dish at that time, which was called three times. I don't know how to make it.

Anyway, I don't eat people...

In my opinion, people are much more interesting than gods and monsters. "