Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzan looked at the girls suspiciously, and said in his heart: "Aren't these monsters stupid? Or is the information blocked, and they don't know that eating a piece of meat from a poor monk can lead to immortality?"

Thinking about it carefully, the story of him blackmailing the Bodhisattva and scaring off the five demon kings had already spread, and all the monsters on the road ran away.

These monsters didn't run away, it seems that the news is really blocked.

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan cleared his throat and said, "Guys, I would like to introduce myself again. I came from the Eastern Land of the Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to seek the scriptures. I am a good man of the tenth generation, the younger brother of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. , Tang Sanzang who was reincarnated from Lingshan Golden Cicada. Eat a bite of my meat and you will live forever..."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzang saw the seven girls in front of him, still looking at him coldly, without any feeling of heartbeat.

Tang San buried his heart and said: "What's the situation? Are all monsters now vegetarian? Are they not interested in immortality anymore? Are they all so crazy?"

Yaoji stabbed the sixth sister Wanluo beside her, and said in a low voice: "Sixth sister, the monk from Lingshan, you are so quick-spoken."

Wan Luo patted her head gently and said, "I don't think he looks like a monk."

Qing'e said: "Be more confident, get rid of the unlikeness, which monk sees a woman taking a bath, and still leans up? From my point of view, he is probably a fake Tang monk again!"

The girls nodded again and again...

Tang Sanzan saw that he was about to be found out, and quickly shouted: "I am the real Tang Monk. If it is fake, it is genuine. Look at me. I am surrounded by bodyguards, attendants, handymen, and snacks. No, isn't that enough to explain everything?"

Hua Lin said: "Okay, I believe you are a monk. Then, as a monk, don't you feel ashamed to watch us girls take a bath? Why don't you leave?!"

Tang Sanzan was stunned...

The monster in front of him doesn't play cards according to common sense!

It stands to reason that he actually recognized him as Tang Seng, shouldn't he jump out of the water immediately, tie him up, wash him clean, cook him, and eat meat?Or attracted by his beauty, seven daughters marry one husband?

Why do you always want him to go?

Tang Sanzan tentatively asked: "Is that so... that poor monk left?"

Hua Lin said coldly: "Hurry up and go!"

Tang Sanzan turned around, and tentatively said: "I'm really leaving! Now that I'm gone, I'm going to Lingshan, and you won't be able to catch me!"

Hua Lin pointed to the distance and said, "The farther you roll, the better!"

Tang San was stunned, these monsters seemed to be serious!

"Are all monsters so reserved now?" Tang Sanzan murmured in his heart, but they all came here, so they just left. If their apprentices found out, wouldn't they be ashamed and thrown home?

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan stopped and didn't leave!

Yucheng pointed at Tang Sanzan and scolded angrily: "You monk, why don't you go if you are told to go?"

Tang Sanzan looked at her with a cute face, and then looked all the way into the water...

Yu Xi was so frightened that he quickly covered his vitals, and even though the water was clear, it reflected the blue sky and green trees, so Tang Sanzang couldn't see much.

However, Yu Cheng and the other girls still had pretty faces flushed and were extremely shy.

Chapter 146

Yucheng raised his hand to strike again, but Tang Sanzang said, "Uh...are you talking to me?"

"Nonsense, besides you as a monk, is there anyone else here? You are a monk, and you are not ashamed to watch girls take a bath!" Yao Ji hid behind her eldest sister Hua Lin, poked her head out and scolded.

Tang Sanzan took a look at the little girl and said, "According to you, you can read it without being a monk? That's a coincidence, I'm really not a monk."

Hua Lin frowned and said: "You little monk, you can really talk nonsense. Just now you said you are a monk, but now you say no. Are you wearing cassock and bald head fake? You also said that you are not a monk!"

Tang Sanzun looked at his cassock, touched his bald head, spread his hands and said: "Sister, in a sense, this is really fake. I don't know why my hair is bald, and I don't know where the clothes come from." of……"

Hua Lin said angrily: "Nonsense!"

Yucheng said angrily: "I don't care if you are true or not, you should get the hell out of here!"

Tang Sanzan asked unwillingly: "Well, sister, don't you really want to taste the poor monk? In fact, the taste of the poor monk is not bad... By the way, what flavor do you like?"

"Go to hell!" Yucheng rushed out of the water with a long sword in his hand, and slashed at Tang Sanzan.

Tang Sanzan took a wrong step to avoid it, and Jian Guang slammed on the ground with a bang.

Then the girls panicked.

Because when the sword came down, the spring water was split open, the spring water gurgled out, and the number dropped rapidly, and all the girls were exposed immediately, and they all angrily shouted: "Damn bald, you block your eyes, don't look!"

Tang Sanzan covered his eyes with his hands very obediently, but the gap between his fingers seems to be a bit wide...

The pretty faces of all the women were flushed, but they didn't have time to care about him, they all covered the vital parts of their bodies, and at the same time used their mana to get the clothes.

Tang Sanzan didn't stop him, he just watched eagerly.

After the girls took the clothes, they were a little depressed again.

To put on clothes, it is inevitable to stretch your arms. In that case, wouldn't this bald man see everything?

The second sister yelled, "Monk, close your eyes."

Tang Sanzan immediately closed his eyes, but any fool could see that there was a gap!

The women stomped their feet in anger...

Yucheng said, "Turn around!"

Tang Sanzan turned around, but only his body turned around, and his head was still looking behind.

The faces of all the girls are black.

Qing'e said angrily: "Monk, how dare you be so rude to us?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Girl, let me emphasize again, I am not a monk yet. Of course, if you like monks, I am a monk now!"

Qing'e likes to read, she is a talented woman, but the guy in front of her is a scoundrel, if she doesn't reason with you, she has nothing to do.

Yao Ji shouted angrily: "Monk, we are..."

Hua Lin quickly glared at Xiao Xiao and shook his head, telling her to shut up.

The seven people are already embarrassing enough today, it's okay to leave secretly, if he knows their identities and publicizes them, it will be embarrassing adults.

But Tang Sanzan was curious, and asked: "Who are you? I really don't know, why don't you introduce me?"

Hua Lin said: "We are just cultivators who are dedicated to cultivating in the mountains and asking about longevity. We don't want to have too much entanglement with you. If fellow Taoists are fine, please leave quickly."

Tang San buried his heart and said: "It's the first time I saw someone who said he was a monster so fresh and refined..."