Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

When a light hit its head, the painful six-eared macaque yelled and continued to run.

So, on Xitian Road, a few fake monks were eating seafood hot pot, and two monkeys passed by from time to time...

three days later.

Several people had enough to eat and drink, and the six-eared macaque was also beaten and came back with a head full of bags.

Chapter 142 There Are Female Fairies [Fourth Change]

Monkey King leaned forward: "Liu Zi, what's the situation? Why did you come back by yourself?"

The six-eared macaque said in a crying voice: "She said that the beating was enough, and she spared me for the sake of not fighting back. No, what the hell does this have to do with me? You are the one who should be beaten. !"

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said, "This... don't blame me, who made you look so similar to me."

"Sister, look, he recruited!"

The six-eared macaque suddenly jumped up, pointed at Monkey King and shouted.

Sun Wukong had a bad heart and was about to run away.

As a result, a blue light fell from the sky, and Yu Tamarin Wang Yideng slapped him on the forehead. At the same time as sparks splashed, Monkey King fell down with an ouch.

King Yu Tamarin took advantage of the opportunity to ride on Monkey King's body, and he was beaten violently!

"Dead monkey, I let you act! I let you pretend!"

King Yu Tamarin beat and scolded at the same time.

The six-eared macaque shouted from the side: "Sister, use your strength, this kind of deceiving monkey, you can't spoil him!"

King Yu Tamarin glared at him and said, "Shut up, you're not a good guy either! Since it's not him, why pretend to be him?"

The six-eared macaque was wronged, pointing at himself: "Sister, the conscience of heaven and earth, I have always said that I am not him! You don't believe me!"

King Yu Tamarin looked at him obliquely: "You mean, it's my fault?"

The six-eared macaque wanted to say something, but the bald man next to him pulled him and said in a low voice: "According to my many years of experience in picking up girls as a teacher, when facing a woman, shut up as much as you can. You can't understand this kind of creature. As long as you can explain it clearly, you didn't have to suffer so many beatings before."

Zhu Gangli looked at Tang Sanbu in surprise and said, "Master, I always thought you didn't understand women, but I didn't expect you to understand! Six sons, let's not talk about anything else. Master's words are definitely classics. Do you remember them?" Stay here, don’t suffer.”

The six-eared macaque thought about it, and it was true, then asked in a low voice: "Master, if I can't explain it, how should I deal with it?"

Just as Zhu Gangli was about to say something, Tang Sanzan raised his fist first and said, "If you can do it, don't push her! Slap her!"

When Zhu Gangli heard this, he was stupefied and thought, "You're being hasty... Sure enough, the master is still the same master, he's a bachelor based on his ability!"

King Yu Tamarin gave Tang Sanzan a blank look when he heard the words, and then lifted Monkey King up: "Let's go talk!"

After speaking, King Yu Tamarin took Monkey King and prepared to leave.

The six-eared macaque quit: "Sister, don't you fight now?"

King Yu Tamarin nodded and said, "That's right, stop fighting, what's the matter?"

The six-eared macaque was depressed: "No... When you hit me, you hit me for three days and three nights! You only hit three times when we hit the right one?"

King Yu Tamarin said confidently, "This is my younger brother!"

After speaking, King Yu Tamarin flew away with Monkey King.

Leaving the six-eared macaque standing there in a daze, after a while, he wailed: "I, Cao, you already knew that I am not him, and you are venting your feelings on me! Nima...women, female monkeys, both Liar, liar! Big liar!"

At this moment, the six-eared macaque cried.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, Monkey King came back.

Everyone immediately gathered together.

"Eldest brother, what did you guys do yesterday? Didn't come home at night, could it be, hehehe..." Zhu Gangli teased.

Sun Wu gave him a blank look and said: "Don't guess, that's my sister! It's not my wife! If you talk nonsense, don't blame my old grandson for being rude."

Zhu Ganglian waved his hands again and again and said: "If you don't say it, don't say it, you're impatient."

Sun Wukong looked at the angry six-eared macaque, the curious white dragon horse, and Sha Wujing and said, "Listen up, we really didn't do anything, but explained some misunderstandings from the past."

Everyone nodded their heads to show their understanding.

Seeing that the misunderstanding was resolved, Monkey King was relieved.

Then...he heard Sha Wujing approach Tang Sanzan who had just come back from peeing and said, "Master, senior brother and King Yu Tamarin did it all night. He told us not to misunderstand."

When Tang Sanzun heard it, his eyes lit up and he said, "One night? He didn't use a golden cudgel, did he? This is a foul!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, his face immediately turned black. Sure enough, the most unreliable person in the team is the one who looks the most reliable!

On the next road, the bald man came over when he had nothing to do, stabbed Monkey King's arm twice, and then asked a thief: "Teacher, tell the truth, are you taking drugs?"

Sun Wukong: "￥......"

"Teacher, you really don't use the golden cudgel?"

"23￥..."

"Teacher, you can't use that external avatar, right?"

"2￥..."

……

In the end, Sun Wukong was really not disturbed by it, and he simply called Huazhai to go, and then he escaped.

All the way to the west, I don't know how many mountains I have climbed and how many rivers I have crossed. In a blink of an eye, it is another spring of the year.

As the saying goes, the sun is shining and the wild flowers are fragrant, and it is the season for small animals to mate.

then……

"Little goblin? Little goblin? Female goblin? Female benefactor? Where are you? I come from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and I am the little monk Tang Sanzhu who went to the west to seek the scriptures! If you eat my flesh, you will live forever Da! Stop hiding, come out!"

A bald man rode on a white horse, shouting all the way.

In this big spring, wild boars are running around and birds are flying around. Obviously, his voice has seriously disturbed the tranquility of other paired creatures.

On the side, Sun Wukong said: "Master, don't shout. Now the whole world knows that we are fake, fake, and powerful. Don't say they dare not catch you, now there are probably no monsters on the entire West Paradise Road. .”

Hearing the words, Tang Sanzang said with an unhappy face: "I don't believe it, I don't believe that all the monsters in this world are so well-informed. There must be a few fish that slipped through the net, right?"