Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan frowned slightly...

The six-eared macaque next to him said: "Master, he called you in his heart that you are the bald Tang who became the spirit of the night pearl."

Tang Sanzan suddenly flew into a rage, and his murderous aura soared!

Golden Retriever screamed: "What a shame, that dead monkey is talking nonsense! I really didn't think so, high monk... Think about it, what kind of strength is yours? How dare I, a three-legged cat? Scolding you? Isn’t that courting death?”

The six-eared macaque immediately said: "Master, what he wants to say is, why don't you drown in shit."

Tang Sanzan looked at the golden retriever with a dark face...

The golden retriever knelt directly, with tears streaming down his face, pointing to the sky and swearing: "Monk, I swear, I really don't think so. I just want to live... I dare not think about anything else. But there is a lie, The sky is struck by lightning, and you will never be reborn forever!"

As soon as these words came out, the expression of the six-eared macaque changed, and he thought: "I Cao, I forgot that there is still this stubble!"

Cultivators, especially those who step into the realm of immortals and demons, once they swear, they will be supervised by heaven and supervised by the Dao. If they violate the oath, it will definitely come true.

Therefore, practitioners, gods, gods, demons and ghosts seldom swear, and once they swear, they will do it.

Therefore, if the six-eared macaque told the truth, the golden retriever would be struck by lightning if he lied, and he would never be reborn.

On the contrary, if the six-eared macaque is telling lies...

So……

Tang Sanzan looked up at the sky, the sky was clear...

Tang Sanbu looked at the six-eared macaque again.

The forehead of the six-eared macaque was covered with cold sweat...

Seeing this, Golden Retriever laughed and said, "Damn monkey, you want to trick me? This time, let me see how you trick me!"

The six-eared macaque wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and coughed dryly: "Master, that... we brothers and sisters all know that you have been hungry recently, so I want to improve your food."

The golden retriever said angrily: "You want to improve the food, go get food, why are you staring at me?"

Then he found that Black Bear Spirit, Tang Sanzan, and Six Eared Macaque were all looking at him.

He instantly understood that he was the one to eat!

The six-eared macaque continued: "Besides, the second senior brother has not been able to sleep well recently, so I was thinking, let him sleep well."

"He doesn't sleep well, what does it have to do with me? I don't even know him!" Golden Retriever continued to growl.

Then he saw Black Bear Spirit, Tang Sanzan, and Six-Eared Macaque all looking at him, and he understood the meaning in their eyes in seconds.

Chapter 125

His forehead was covered with cold sweat immediately, and he wailed in his heart: "Isn't it? This monk is greedy, and the disciples eat it?"

The six-eared macaque said: "Master, he said that if you become greedy, the students will eat it."

Golden Retriever seems to say that I didn't say it, but this time...

The six-eared macaque folded its arms: "If you are not convinced, you continue to swear."

"I..." Jin Maoyu said with tears in his voice: "Holy Monk, you are an eminent monk, and your strength is extraordinary... Before he lied to you and cheated me, you can't just ignore it, right?"

Golden Retriever can see it, and can't talk about food anymore, otherwise he will be ruined sooner or later, so he simply changed the subject.

However, what made him depressed was that Tang Sanzhe said straightforwardly: "He is my apprentice. Generally speaking, he wanted to stutter the poor monk. He was wrong in essence, but he was right to the poor monk. So if you lie, you can lie. As for cheating on you... do we know you very well? Why cheating on you? Are you not convinced?"

"I..." Jin Maoyan's eyeballs were straightened, it was the first time he saw such an unreasonable, yet so righteous protector of the calf.

The six-eared macaque was overwhelmed, and thought: "My master is really reliable at critical moments!"

Tang Sanbu stepped on the stool in front of Jin Maoji, then leaned over, stared at Jin Maoji's panicked eyes and said, "Baldy, is it you who called me?"

Jin Maoyu argued: "I only said bald, not son."

"That's half a sentence, rounded up, counted as one sentence, so the poor monk didn't wrong you, right?" Tang Sanzan asked.

Golden Retriever shouted aggrievedly: "This is not an injustice..."

Tang Sanzan looked at the golden retriever with menacing eyes: "Huh? Little animal, let's talk after you figure it out!"

Golden Retriever cried aggrievedly: "It doesn't count, it doesn't count against me..."

Tang Sanzan stretched out a big hand: "Since it doesn't count, then compensate the poor monk for the loss of this life. You can choose not to pay it. If you are tough to the end, the poor monk doesn't mind getting it out of the pot by yourself!"

The Golden Retriever wants to cry, he has seen robbers, but he has never seen such blatant robberies.

But people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and he honestly took out some gold and silver: "Holy Monk, all the gold and silver on my body are here, and I gave them all, okay?"

As a result, Tang Sanzan didn't like it at all: "The gold and silver in the mortal world can only buy the things in the mortal world. What's delicious about the food in the mortal world?"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan glanced at the thick thigh of the golden retriever, and his saliva flowed down.

Jin Maoyu shuddered and knelt down directly: "Holy Monk, please don't kill me, please?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Old rules, it's okay not to kill you, but leave a leg for the poor monk to satisfy his greed."

"What?" Golden Retriever glared angrily!

"What? Don't do it?" Tang Sanzan asked.

The golden retriever roared loudly: "You...you...you eat well!"

In the end, Golden Retriever did not dare to fight to the end with Bald Tang...

Under the setting sun, a hairless black bear carried a three-legged golden retriever on its back and headed south cursing all the way.

"Damn bald, I didn't say anything, and you still plucked my hair! It's so unnatural! It's so hard to grow...It's gone again!"

"You are content, you are just hairless, and I am without a leg!"

"You are content, he is looking at your fifth leg."

"￥..."

……

Some mourn and some rejoice.

At this moment, above the big restaurant, a monk brought two monkeys, a pig, and a strong man, squandering the stolen gold and silver, eating top-quality roasted ham, it was full of oil!

The only thing that made Tang Sanzan depressed was that there was obviously a wine jug on the table, why didn't he see a drop of wine?