Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Zhu Gangli immediately shouted: "Master, he is looking down on you!"

Sha Wujing said silently: "Chili fried pork is also good."

Tang Sanzang clapped his hands and said, "That makes sense, Wu Jing, fry the pork with chili immediately!"

Sha Wujing took out his knife and rushed forward.

When King Huangmei heard this, he immediately understood that these three grandsons were cheating himself here!

He hurriedly scolded: "Three pits of the Tang Dynasty, stop talking nonsense! The flesh of the holy monk is the supreme fetish. We little monsters, how can we peek at it? Isn't that polluting the noble flesh of the holy monk?"

Tang Sanzan hurriedly shouted: "Wujing, wait a minute, I think what he said makes sense."

Zhu Gang was in a hurry, and quickly looked at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, what's the point? As a qualified monster on the West Paradise Road, which one is not a one in a million hero? Since he is a hero, he will be shrouded in horse leather and die on the road to eat meat. How can he survive?"

Zhu Gang said: "He is a hero, so he should be damned!"

Sha Wujing said: "Senior brother and second brother are right!"

The Yellow-browed King glared at him: "I'll fuck you, give me a hammer. Holy monk, don't listen to them, let me tell you, as long as you don't kill me, I'll send you three beauties later!"

Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up immediately and said: "Yo! That's fine, suddenly the poor monk doesn't want to eat meat anymore."

Zhu Ganglian looked at Monkey King for help.

Sun Wukong said with a chuckle: "Master, this road is all barren mountains and wild mountains. Where did the woman come from? He must be cheating on you! Maybe, the ones sent here are all gentlemen and fake mothers!"

Chapter 121 Maitreya Buddha

Tang Sanzan nodded slightly and said: "It makes sense..."

Sha Wujing said: "Master, what you eat in your stomach is yours. As for girls, with your status and appearance, will you be short of girls?"

Sun Wukong said: "Master, look at what this guy looks like, what kind of aesthetics does he have to make it look like this. What he said is beautiful, tsk tsk... I'm afraid it's not as good as my monkey in Huaguoshan Woolen cloth."

Tang Sanzan nodded vigorously and said, "It makes sense!"

The six-eared macaque said: "Master, what are you doing?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Chili fried pork!"

The Yellow-browed King roared angrily: "You three scammers, did I dig your ancestral graves or something? You scammed me like this? I am wronged!"

The next moment, the six-eared macaque's stick was raised high and was about to fall.

At this moment, a Buddha's call sounded.

"Amitabha."

Everyone looked up and saw a fat monk with a smiling face descending from the sky.

Sun Wukong and the others got up quickly, and said respectfully, "We pay homage to the Buddha from the East!"

Tang Sanzan did not know this person, so Sun Wukong hurriedly introduced him: "This is the Buddha of the future, Maitreya Buddha who always smiles. It is also called Donglai Buddha..."

Maitreya put his hands together and said: "Amitabha, the poor monk has seen the benefactor."

Facing the real Buddha, the fake monk Tang Sanzhu felt a little embarrassed for a while. Should he fold his palms together or not?This is a problem……

But the bald man replied directly, "Is there something wrong?"

Maitreya Buddha pointed to the yellow-browed king and said: "This is a boy sitting down by the poor monk. He was sent here to help Jin Chanzi complete an experience. I didn't expect to offend my fellow Taoist. Please forgive me."

Sun Wukong and others all know that this Maitreya Buddha is a rare good person with a good temper, and they respect him very much.

Several people thought, Tang Sanzan probably wouldn't embarrass this smiling Buddha.

Tang Sanzan was indeed a little hesitant.

However, after seeing the Maitreya Buddha, the Yellow-Browed King was so excited that he shouted as if he had caught a life-saving straw: "Holy Monk, the Buddhas are here, please let me go."

Tang Sanzan tilted his head, looked at the Yellow-browed King, then at Maitreya Buddha and said, "Since he can help Jin Chanzi to complete a training, why not help the poor monk to complete a training. Anyway, he is helping, no Are you missing me?"

While talking, Tang Sanzan looked at the big iron pot beside him.

Seeing this, the Yellow-browed King wailed in his heart, "Are you practicing?"Are you experiencing stomach?

Maitreya was also speechless for a while, but he still smiled and said, "Fellow Daoist, this..."

"What is this? If you can help Jin Chanzi, you can't help the poor monk? What's wrong? Do you look down on me?" Tang Sanzan raised his head slightly, his eyes flickering coldly.

Maitreya's forehead was also covered with sweat, he had done his homework for the bald guy in front of him, and knew that he was not easy to mess with.Here, Buddha Maitreya is really not a Buddha who likes to get angry and fight...

Therefore, Maitreya Buddha said with a smile on his face: "It's okay to lend it to fellow Taoists, but... please make sure to save his life."

Tang San said: "Don't worry, I'm just greedy, and I don't want his life, Wujing!"

"okay!"

The next moment, Wu Jing dragged the Yellow-Browed King away.

The Yellow-Browed King clasped his ten fingers on the ground forcefully, dug out ten small ravines abruptly, and shouted in despair: "Buddha, save me..."

On the other side, Tang Sanzan touched Maitreya Buddha's belly curiously, then put his feet on Maitreya Buddha's broad shoulders and said: "Buddha, let's eat together?"

Maitreya smiled wryly, "This...poor monks don't eat meat."

Tang San buried his lips and said: "That...it's a pity."

Maitreya Buddha added: "Especially don't eat human flesh."

"I don't eat either..." Tang Sanzan said, his expression froze for a while, then he blinked at Maitreya Buddha, as if he was asking something.

Maitreya Buddha said with a smile: "Huang Mei is a human being, not a monster."

Tang Sanzan said with a displeased face: "Fatty, did you do it on purpose?"

Maitreya spread his hands, indicating that he didn't mean that.

Tang Sanzan turned back and shouted: "Wujing, don't do it, that's a person!"

Sha Wujing raised the knife high and slashed at King Huangmei's side with a bang. King Huangmei cried on the spot as he saw the knife brushing past his crotch...

Not long after, Maitreya Buddha bid farewell to Tang Sanzan with a bright smile on his face, and then dragged the weak-legged yellow-browed king away.

Tang Sanzan looked like an angry little daughter-in-law, puffing out his cheeks, holding a grass leaf in his mouth, cursing: "Sure enough, fat people who love to laugh are all scams!"