Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The six-eared macaque looked at Sha Wujing suspiciously.

Sha Wujing looked at them solemnly and said: "Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, fourth senior brother, master was taken away by monsters!"

Six-eared Macaque: "￥......ap;"

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On the other side, Tang Sanzan was caught by the emissary and caught in front of a hazy stone house.

The ghost envoy was different from the monsters in the past, he was not rude, but gently buried Tang San down.

Then the old man took Tang Sanzan's hand, looked at Tang Sanzan with bright eyes and said, "Holy Monk..."

Looking at the old man's eyes, Tang Sanzan only felt the chrysanthemum tighten, goosebumps all over his body, and raising his hand was a slap!

"Go away, you pervert!"

Snapped!

A big mouth was drawn on the old man's face, and the old man flew straight out.

The old man slammed his head against the wall, covered his face and shouted, "Holy Monk, why are you beating me?"

Tang Sanzan yelled while wiping his hands frantically: "What are you talking about? You are a pervert! Let me tell you, I don't like men!"

The old man was stunned... Then he smiled wryly: "Holy Monk, you misunderstood me, I am not the person you think."

Tang Sanzan looked at the old man vigilantly.

The old man continued: "I am the [-]th Lord of Thorn Ridge, but because the weather is good today, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, so I want to invite you to talk about poetry and Taoism in ancient times, just to entertain your feelings."

Tang Sanzan hehe said: "Then why do you look at me like an old hooligan?"

The old man was speechless for a while, he just wanted to show his most gentle side so as not to scare the other party.

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In the end, in the eyes of the other party, he turned into an old hooligan...

The old man continued: "Eminent Monk, this is really just a misunderstanding."

Tang Sanzan said hehe: "Misunderstanding? The weather is obviously foggy and foggy. How could it be that the moon is bright and the stars are sparse and the wind is light and the clouds are scattered?"

After speaking, Tang Sanzan looked up and was stunned.

I saw that the clouds and mists in the sky really dispersed, a round of bright moon hung high, and dots of stars dotted the sky...

Looking at the eyes again, there are peach blossoms everywhere, green bamboos everywhere, three or five thatched houses, and five or six clear oil lamps.

A pool of water reflects the sky, and the moonlight is like a gauze frog singing.

This scenery is really full of poetry...

While Tang Sanbu was admiring the scenery, there was a burst of human chatter and laughter in the distance.

Then someone exclaimed: "Eighteen princes have invited the holy monk!"

While talking, three old men came out, the one in front had silver-white hair, the second one had green temples, and the third one had thinning hair...

Although the appearance and clothes of the three people are different, they are all full of vigor and energy.

The three of them came hand in hand, chatting and laughing like a master of literature.

But this scene fell in Tang Sanzan's eyes, but he only saw three wretched old men walking over with malicious intentions, hand in hand.

Tang Sanzan protected the chrysanthemum with one hand, clenched a fist with the other, and said in his heart: As long as they dare to touch and search for him, I will immediately send them to heaven with one punch!

The three old men obviously didn't know what Tang Sanbu was thinking, they approached and greeted at the same time: "Greetings to the Great Tang Sage!"

As the saying goes, people who don't smile, Tang Sanzhu hummed as a return gift, waiting for the next article.

At this time, Shiba Gong climbed up from the ground and said with a smile: "Holy Monk, we really have no malicious intentions.

I just heard that the holy monk is an eminent monk who has achieved the Tao, a good man of the tenth life..."

Tang Sanzan interrupted hehe: "Eat a piece of my meat, you will live forever, right?"

Shiba Gong was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Holy Monk, you really misunderstood us. Although we are monsters, we only love talents in this world.

Hearing that the holy monk has Taoism, he is very talented, so I am waiting here, just want to see you. "

Tang Sanzan let out a sigh and said, "I'm done seeing you, goodbye!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan didn't look back, just stepped back step by step while clutching his buttocks.

Obviously this guy doesn't believe Shiba Gong's words at all. In his eyes, these wretched old men with malicious faces are old hooligans and perverts who are just waiting for him to go back and pick up soap.

Shibagong was speechless, but he continued: "Holy Monk, we just want to talk about poetry and Taoism with you, and talk about the Zen mechanism. I really have no other ideas."

The other three old men also said one after another: "Holy Monk, we really have no malicious intentions."

Looking at the sincere faces of the four old men, Tang Sanzan tentatively asked: "You...are you really not good at being masculine?"

The four old men were speechless again.

The Eighteenth Duke smiled bitterly and said, "Holy Monk, we don't like men either."

Only then did Tang Sanzan feel relieved, coughed dryly and said, "It's fine if you don't like men, what do you call them?"

Shibagong hurriedly introduced: "The white-haired fellow Taoist is named Guzhigong, the green-haired fellow Taoist is called Lingkongzi, and the fellow Taoist with thin hair is called Fuyunsou. My name is Jinjie, and everyone is called Shibagong."

Tang Sanzan looked at the old men and said: "Uh...you can tell by looking at your hair, you are not too young, right?"

Lonely man laughed and said:

"My age is now and thousands of years old, and the sky is full of leaves and springs in four seasons.

The fragrant branches are like dragons and snakes, and the broken shadows are heavy with frost and snow.

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Since childhood, he has been strong and able to endure old age, and since then he has been upright and fond of cultivating truth.

Wuqi Fengsu is an extraordinary generation, desolate and far away from the vulgar world. "

Seeing Mr. Gu Zhi opening his mouth, Ling Kongzi sang a poem, and immediately echoed:

"I have been proud of the wind and frost for thousands of years, and the spiritual branch of the high stem is strong.