Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

What else did Sun Wukong want to say, Tang Sanzan shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, that nine-headed thing, hurry up and send out the relics, the poor monk is still rushing back to eat!"

When the nine-headed son-in-law heard this, he was immediately furious: "Why should I return the relic I stole with my own ability? I stole my treasure, what has it to do with you? But you came here to trouble me?"

Tang Sanzan heard it, and heyed: "Hey, you are even more shameless than a poor monk!"

The nine-headed son-in-law said confidently: "Why are you so shameless? I stole it with my ability, why should I pay it back?"

The six-eared macaque said: "You water monster is also strange, and you don't believe in Buddhism. Why are you stealing Buddhist relics from others? The Jinguang Temple has been blamed for the trouble, and it is about to be wiped out."

The nine-headed son-in-law said: "Of course relics are useless to me, but my wife likes shiny things. This relic is so bright, of course I'm going to get it."

Sun Wukong sneered: "If she wants it, you can steal it? If you want it every day, can you afford it?"

The nine-headed son-in-law said in a slightly embarrassed way: "Well, I will work hard to improve my body."

Sun Wukong was taken aback for a moment, why did he feel that this guy misunderstood what he meant?

Before he could open his mouth, Tang Sanzan sighed, looked at Nine-Headed Insect with disdain and sympathy, and said, "I thought it was a hero who surpassed all heroes and embraced a beauty, but in the end, he just licked the dog."

When the nine-headed son-in-law heard this, he was immediately furious: "Tang Monk, you monk, you know nothing about love. Since you are in love, you must try your best to please him!"

Tang Sanzan looked at him more and more disdainfully and said: "It seems that you really don't understand."

The nine-headed son-in-law asked curiously: "Tang Monk, do you know how to pick up girls?"

Tang Sanzan shook his head and said: "Hehe... The poor monk has heard many stories and rumors along the way. It is said that the reason for the Conferred God War was all because of a woman."

The nine-headed son-in-law said: "That's Su Daji."

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Tang San said: "Yes, that's Su Daji. Let me ask you, Su Daji is just a woman. Although she is a vixen, she is good at charm. But is King Zhou an ordinary person? That is a generation of emperors." Is it possible that a little vixen can be charmed by practicing a little charm?"

The nine-headed son-in-law thought deeply and said: "This... is really unreasonable."

Tang Sanbu said: "So, why does she let a generation of emperors love her so desperately?"

The nine-headed son-in-law asked curiously: "Why?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Just because of her, I have nine tails!"

The nine-headed son-in-law was stunned, fell into the waves, came to Tang Sanbu, and said respectfully: "I also ask the eminent monk to answer my doubts."

Tang Sanzan said solemnly: "Where do the nine tails grow?"

The nine-headed son-in-law replied: "On the buttocks."

Tang Sanzan clapped his hands and said: "That's right. According to the result of the poor monk's hard study and analysis all the way, the nine tails grow on the buttocks. If you do things, it will definitely be extra exciting. You Make up your mind, that scene, the feeling of the tail on your body... that's much better than double ponytails."

The nine-headed prince's son-in-law's eyes were red, and his breath gradually became rapid and he said: "It makes sense..."

But then the nine-headed son-in-law asked: "What does that have to do with me picking up girls?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Of course it does matter! Su Daji is a nine-tailed demon fox, and you are a nine-headed son-in-law. He has nine tails on his buttocks, full of charm...and you?

Nine heads grow on the body, why?Grape essence?

What use are your nine heads other than scary and disgusting?Not only does it not add points to your charm, it also drags you down. "

The nine-headed son-in-law thought it seemed to be the same reason, frowned and said: "Then according to the meaning of the eminent monk?"

Tang Sanzun said: "I mean by the poor monk, you have to learn from Su Daji. You also have nine tails, which is definitely better than your nine heads."

The nine-headed son-in-law's eyes were bright, and then he laughed and cupped his hands and bowed: "Thank you, monk, for pointing out the maze. My brother, listening to your words is really better than studying for ten years. Let's take care of things when we go back!"

Tang Sanzan happily cupped his hands and said, "Next time we meet, the poor monk will call you Nine-Tails Son-in-law."

The nine-headed son-in-law chuckled, shook his head and said, "No... you still have to call me the nine-headed son-in-law!"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment, then the two looked at each other, and then the two old perverts laughed at the same time...

"By the way, eminent monk, don't you want a relic? Wait a moment, I'll get it for you right away!" The nine-headed son-in-law clasped his hands, turned around and dived into the river.

After a while, the nine-headed son-in-law jumped onto the shore with the relic in his arms, and while handing it over, he said, "Eminent Monk, this is the relic, please take it. If you are free in the future, please give me more advice, brother."

Tang Sanzan received the relics and said: "It's easy to say, easy to say..."

The nine-headed son-in-law looked at Sun Wukong again and said, "Monkey, if she wants it in the future, I can afford it!"

Sun Wukong looked at this triumphant nine-headed son-in-law, he was speechless...

On the way back, Tang Sanzan said very proudly: "Disciples, let me tell you, learning Buddhist scriptures from the West is not about fighting and killing, but about the world! You see, being a teacher is just a few words, and he wakes up. A lost lamb. What's this called?

This is called transmutation, this is called merit, and this is called the profound embodiment of Buddhism! "

Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque sneered in their hearts: "Damn it, if all the Buddhist teachings in Lingshan are like this, I guess the Buddha will be so angry..."

Chapter 110

Tang Sanzan said quite complacently and emotionally: "As a teacher, I suddenly like this way of saving people for joy... I have decided as a teacher. Unless I am greedy, I will still use Buddhism to influence them."

Monkey King, Six-eared Macaque: "￥......"

Tang San cast a glance at them: "What? Do you have any opinions?"

The two immediately put their hands together and said in unison: "Amitabha, my teacher is merciful!"

Tang Sanbu smiled happily: "By the way, the idea of ​​nine heads is quite unique. It would be great if I could grow nine heads at some point... Well, maybe there will be girls coming to my door at that time... It's worth studying."

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After dawn, Tang Sanzan wandered out of the Jinguang Temple with a group of apprentices, and took the abbot to meet the king of Jisai Kingdom.

"Who is coming?"

Outside the palace, someone asked.

Sun Wukong said: "We are monks handpicked by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the East to go to the West to obtain the scriptures. Passing through your country, we are here in exchange for a certificate of customs clearance. Please let me know."

The other party was taken aback, looked at Monkey King with a strange expression on his face, and then looked at Tang San's funeral, his brows frowned even tighter, with a strange look on his face.

However, the other party still accepted the clearance document and said, "Wait a moment."

At this time, the abbot stepped forward and said: "I am the abbot of Jinguang Temple, please inform Your Majesty that the relic of Jinguang Temple has been recovered by Tang Sanzan and his disciples."

Hearing this, the other party was shocked.

Needless to say, the importance of relics to the country of Jisai is the luck of a country.