Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanzan ignored them, but walked to the altar, smelling the smell of wine.

Sun Wukong's heart tightened when he saw it.

Along the way, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli and others also talked with the six-eared macaque about the taboos of Tang San's burial, among which wine ranked first!

He saw Tang Sanzun rushing towards the jug, his hair stood on end, and he quickly looked at Monkey King, meaning: "Brother, what should we do?"

Monkey King is also in a hurry, but no one can stop the bald man from drinking!

But if he really drank, I couldn't stop him even more.

Just when Monkey King was worrying, Tang Sanzan picked up the jug and emptied it, muttering: "There is not even a drop..."

Then he looked at the two wine glasses that had been licked by the big fish, and said with a look of disgust: "This is undrinkable..."

However, a lot of wine was spilled on the table, and Tang Sanzan's bald head turned red slightly, his footsteps staggered slightly, and his eyes were a little dull.

Sun Wukong had an idea, and quickly kicked the fish head man under his feet, and asked: "Little fish boy, tell me, what kind of monster are you, where did you come from, and you stole the relic in this tower?!"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan came back to his senses a little, then sat cross-legged on the altar, beckoning...

Monkey King and the six-eared macaque quickly dragged the two fish-headed men over.

Tang Sanzan asked: "Speak."

Hearing this, the two fish-headed men cried out in fright...

One of them hurriedly shouted: "Eminent Monk, spare your life, spare your life! I didn't do this thing, someone else stole the treasure!"

Tang Sanzan shook his head and said: "Don't talk about these unimportant things, let me ask you, what kind of breed are you, wild or domestic? How do you make it delicious?"

The two fish just stood there in a daze, thinking that they had met a peaceful monk, but they never expected to meet a bald man looking for food!

At this time, the abbot's voice came from under the tower: "Elder Tang, how is it?"

Tang Sanzan hurriedly replied: "It's almost ready, wait a minute!"

Now that it was urgent downstairs, Tang Sanzan couldn't continue to ask how to eat it, so he pointed to a fish and asked, "You, what's your name? Where did you get it? What kind?"

When the fish head man heard it, he wailed in his heart, he was always thinking about how to eat it!

Then he replied with tears in his voice: "Eminent Monk, I am the little demon sent by the Dragon King of Wansheng to visit the Bibotan of Rocky Mountain. My name is Benbo Erba, and I am a black fish spirit."

Tang Sanzun rubbed the center of his brows, and asked a little bit higher: "What is Ben?"

"Ben Bo Er Ba." Ben Bo Er Ba said.

Tang Sanzan was smelling of alcohol, his eyes were shaking a little, he shook his head and said: "What is it?"

"Benboerba!" Benboerba was about to collapse, so how could this bald man say three words three times?

Tang Sanzan said with a blank face: "What waves are there?"

Ben Bo Er Ba said with a crying voice, "Eminent Monk, let me speak slowly, listen carefully, my name is Ben, Bo, Er, Ba!"

After finishing speaking, Ben Boerba looked at the bald man, but the bald man looked at him with a displeased face, and said with a ferocious expression: "What do you mean? Slow down? You mean that the poor monk is not good at thinking. , can’t remember your name? It’s because your name is so long, how dare you look down on the poor monk?! Wukong, beat him!”

Ben Boerba was dumbfounded, isn't that the case?

Sun Wukong also found that Tang Sanzan was a bit over the top. Although he was not drunk, he was a little bit out of control. He didn't dare to disobey Tang Sanzan's wishes, so he raised his fist and beat Ben Boerba!

The six-eared macaque next to him felt the panic in Sun Wukong's heart, and hurriedly fought with him.

So one moment he was still a black fish spirit, and the next moment he was beaten into a fat-headed fish with a big head like a washbasin.

Seeing such running around, Tang Sanzan asked again: "Tell me, what's your name?"

Ben Boerba really wanted to say his name again, but considering the IQ of the bald man in front of him, he wisely decided to shorten his name, so he said, "Great monk, my name is Boerba!"

Tang Sanzan was stunned: "Bo'erba?"

When Ben Boerba heard that Tang Sanzan had remembered his name, he nodded excitedly and said, "Yes, yes, yes...my name is Boerba!"

But the next moment, Ben Boerba felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, why did the bald man in front of him look more and more ferocious?

Especially that look, after hearing his name, it has been aiming at his chest...

Ben Bo Erba pondered, could it be that his posture was wrong?

So he puffed out his chest...

Looking up again, I saw that bald man jumped off the table and came in front of him, rolled up his sleeves with a hideous face, and said word by word: "It's just you, how dare you call him Boba? Are you bullying the poor monk's brain?" It doesn't work, it's disgusting and the poor monk has no experience..."

While talking, Tang San buried him with a punch!

The next moment, there was a fish's shrill scream and the sound of punching and punching from the thirteen-story tower. Another fish-headed man next to him was trembling, and at the same time, he was thinking hard for a while. How should I answer the bald man's question.His body is not as good as Ben Boerba, but he can't stand such a beating!

After Tang Sanzan finished beating Benbo Erba, he turned to look at another fish-headed man: "You, what breed? Who is your last name?"

The fish head man quickly replied: "The small one is a catfish spirit, my name is..."

Seeing that the name was about to be spoken, the Yutouren paused slightly, and the tragic fate of Ben Boerba after saying his full name flashed through his mind, thinking that his name was Ba Boerben, and the other party probably couldn't remember it when he said it. If you make trouble, you will be beaten to death.

So Ba Boer Ben had an idea: "My name is Ba!"

After finishing speaking, I was secretly proud, my name is only one word, and there is no word, you can't bother me, can you?I'm so smart, why did my mother give birth to such a smart son like me, hahaha...

However, within three seconds of being proud, he found that the expression of the bald man in front of him was even more terrifying.

Tang Sanzan looked gloomyly at Ba Boer in front of him and said, "Dad?"

Ba Bo Erben subconsciously nodded and said, "Hey!"

boom!

The thirteenth floor of the pagoda suddenly exploded, and a fist hit a catfish soaring into the sky...

Ba Bo Erben was puzzled, he was beaten when he was long, but he was beaten when he was short? !

Chapter 108

The abbot downstairs was frightened, and then he knelt on the ground and prostrated: "My Buddha is merciful!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Ben Boerba beside him...

Ben Boerba immediately shouted: "I..."

Tang Sanzan clenched his fists and walked step by step. Ben Boerba cried, and opened his mouth a few times in a daze, not knowing what to say.