Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Before Tang Sanzan could speak, Zhu Gangli said: "You are as beautiful as a flower, so beautiful!"

Tang Sanzun glared at him, and he immediately shut up.

Only then did Tang Sanzan say slowly, "It's as beautiful as a flower, extremely beautiful."

Everyone was speechless... Isn't this guy too lazy?Can't you change the word if you copy someone else's word?

However, Lishan's old mother didn't care, but asked with some expectation: "Then Elder Tang means that he agrees to take a few young elders and stay?"

However, what surprised Li Shan's old mother was that Tang Sanzan didn't answer her question directly, but looked back at Monkey King unhurriedly: "Wukong, do you want to stay?"

Sun Wukong didn't even think about it, he shook his head and said, "No, I'm not interested in the relationship between men and women, it's more important to learn from the scriptures."

Tang Sanzan asked Sha Wujing again: "Wujing, what about you?"

Sha Wujing clasped his hands together and said, "Since you have entered the Shamen, how dare you think about such things? You have already come, and your heart has come. It is absolutely impossible to stay and marry and have children."

Hearing this, Zhu Gang became anxious: "Brother, brother, let me tell you, don't talk too much...how about we think long-term?"

Sun Wukong said hehe: "Idiot, could it be that you want to stay?"

Seeing that both of them refused to stay, Zhu Ganglu had the nerve to say that he would stay?The point is, Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing have not been beaten to death after saying that, which means that it is a way to survive. If he sings a different tune, he may have to go to the west in advance.Not sure what Tang Sanzan was thinking, he didn't dare to speak nonsense, so he moaned and said, "This...hehe...I...Master..."

Tang Sanzan raised his eyebrows: "You mean you want to stay? Are you sure?"

Tang Sanzan casually crushed the teacup in his hand, crushed it with five fingers, and his hand was covered with stone powder!

Zhu Ganglu shivered, shaking his head like a rattle: "Master, you misunderstood, my Zen mind is as stable as Mount Tai, and I will never be shaken by any beauty. I won't stay, I will never stay, who told me Leave me to fight with him!"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Li Shan's old mother and said, "Ma'am, you heard that too, they are not willing."

Li Shan's old mother frowned, obviously she didn't expect that the bald man would use this method to forcibly suppress the three apprentices' mortal hearts.

If the three apprentices can take care of him so well, then his own Zen mind may be more solid and difficult to break through.

Thinking of this, Lishan's old mother sighed in her heart: "With such a Taoist heart, the real Tang monk is nothing more than that. If such a good seedling really has a heart for the Buddha, maybe I can introduce him for him. Don't miss Qingqing because of chaos." life."

For a while, Lishan's old mother gave birth to a heart of love for talents, and at the same time, she felt much more pleasing to the eye when she saw the bald man in front of her.

But the play still had to continue, so she smiled and asked without hope: "They don't want to, what about you, master?"

Tang Sanzang said righteously: "The female benefactors are so kind, they don't give face, it's because they don't know how to be compassionate and cherish jade, let alone respect the old and love the young. You are already living in such hardship, if you don't give a helping hand, It's too inhuman. Since they all quit, the poor monk must show face, so I stay!"

Bang!

The teacup in Li Shan's old mother's hand fell directly to the ground, smashing into pieces...

The others were even more confused and contemptuous.

The smile of Lishan's old mother froze, her thinking stopped at this moment, and there was only one thought in her mind: "This Nima is not a stable mind of Dao, but a stable mind of Zen. This guy is eliminating competitors and wants to eat alone!"

Zhu Ganglian shouted: "Master, why don't I stay with you?"

Tang Sanzan turned his head and glanced at him and said, "Wujing, how about you make me a whole pig feast when I get married to the Master?"

Just as Sha Wujing was about to speak, Zhu Gangli hurriedly shouted: "Master, I think I should go to learn the scriptures. The main reason is that I have lost a few catties after eating and sleeping in the open recently. The quality of the meat is not good enough to cook..."

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction and said: "That's about the same, that's enough, you don't need to go to learn the scriptures anymore, just find a place to live on the nearby mountain top. I will take you on the road after the teacher has settled the matter."

The three apprentices did not dare to object and nodded repeatedly.

The old mother of Lishan came back to her senses at this time, and wanted to hold up the teacup to cover up the strange look in her eyes, but sadly found that the teacup was broken...

But she still made a final test: "Master, which of my three daughters do you like? Is the eldest really true, or the second loves love, or the third loves you?"

Tang Sanzan shook his head directly.

Li Shan's old mother frowned and said, "Didn't you like it?"

Tang Sanzan stretched out a hand, clenching his five fingers together into a fist, and said at the same time: "Children only do multiple-choice questions, I want them all!"

"puff!"

Li Shan's mother spewed out another mouthful of tea: "Master, are you too greedy?"

Tang Sanzang said confidently: "A man, three wives and four concubines are normal. Ma'am, don't worry about my health being unbearable. Although I am just an ordinary monk, I occasionally practice a few boxing techniques to keep my body healthy. Let alone three wives, Even if there are seven or eight more, it doesn't matter, I promise to make everyone happy. By the way, doesn't the wife have a husband and son-in-law? Why don't we go together?"

Lishan's old mother's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines. I have seen stinky hooligans, but I have never seen such hooligans!At this moment, what kind of love for talent, what kind of Zen heart, Dao heart, now Lishan old mother just wants to slap this thief's bald face with a teapot!

However, Lishan's old mother was still calm, knowing that the play had to be performed, so she put down her teacup and said with a smile: "You greedy monk, it's not enough to ask for my three daughters, and you even want to accept my mother-in-law?"

Tang Sanzan said: "The capable ones work harder, Madam, what do you think of the poor monk's suggestion?"

Lishan's old mother has unconsciously grabbed the teapot and is about to shoot someone.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva over there coughed dryly, and the old mother of Lishan came back to her senses, and said reluctantly: "I'm all married to you, wouldn't it be a big loss for me? After all, this family needs a man to stand up for it." Liang Zhu. That’s all, I’ll follow you.”

After finishing speaking, Li Shan's old mother got up and called a few boys over: "Go and arrange tables and chairs, prepare a fast meal, and treat my three in-laws well. I will take my uncle to the backyard to give a big gift first."

Several boys shouted immediately, some called for the table and chairs to be set up, and some called for the kitchen to prepare the banquet.Everyone knows that this is no ordinary hospitality today, it is a meeting with relatives, so some capital must be spent.

Here, Monkey King, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing, and Bai Longma went with the boy to eat and rest.

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Chapter 103 Ask Buddha who is bald

Accompanied by a shrill cry, a golden light shot up into the sky, the five qi gathered, and the three flowers gathered on the top!

Her three flowers are different from the three flowers of the green wolf, but three golden lotus flowers that seem to be real, poured in gold but have life!

The five qi are towards the Yuan, and what gathers is the long river of vitality of the five heavens and earth, which is spectacular, real, and terrifying!

This is a real Da Luo Jinxian!

When she was angry, all beasts crawled, and no one dared to move!

The next moment, in the cave, a tall and slender woman with a crane cloak and bare thighs came out. Her face was frosty, and as soon as she waved her hand, a white tiger jumped over and prostrated herself on the ground.

Master Gu Yue rode on the white tiger, pointed at the shore of the East China Sea and said, "Go to Huaguo Mountain!"

At the same time, Master Gu Yue shouted from the air: "Three days later, I will unscrew Monkey King's head and enshrine it in front of the tomb of my beloved apprentice!"

boom!

The world shakes.