Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang San said: "Two."

The pig just started to light the fire.

Seeing that Tang Sanzan's third finger was also slowly buckled down, Leopard Jing knew that what he said was useless, so he gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and shouted loudly: "Tang Sanzan, don't be too arrogant! Well, it’s fine if you secretly go to learn Buddhist scriptures, and you have a big wedding, and invited countless gods, do you know what you are doing? You are slapping the face of Lingshan, and you want to tell the world!

Even if the Buddha doesn't want to care about you on weekdays, but at this moment, because of Lingshan's face, he has no choice but to take action.

When the Buddha left Lingshan and came here, he said that he will solve this matter!

The Buddha's action is not to reason with you, nor is it as simple as telling you to close the stall and not get married.

Of course, it will never be a future trouble...

Tang Sanzan, even if you kill me today, you won't live long.

Big deal, let's see you in the underworld! "

The leopard spirit finished speaking in one breath, unable to keep up with her breath, panting heavily, looking at the bald man in front of her angrily.

He felt that when this bald man heard the news, he would stagger in fright even if he peed his pants in fear?

The result disappointed him.

The bald man looked at him with a cute face, as if he had said a lot and he didn't hear a word, then scratched his bald head and said: "You speak too fast, please say it again?"

puff!

The leopard spirit almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, feelings are so f*ckingly unheard of.

He babbled for a long time, but in the end...

Angry!

But facing this bald man with a strong apprentice, he didn't dare to make a move at all.

As a result, the bald man raised his right hand with only the middle finger left, and said cutely: "If you don't say it, then I can count it."

"one……"

"Stop!"

A loud shout sounded, and suddenly came from a distance.

Leopard carefully felt his head heat up, his tears couldn't stop streaming down his face, he thought: "Here comes the rescuer, Buddha, you are here... If you don't come, I will die!"

At the same time, the leopard spirit pointed at Tang Sanzan, and laughed arrogantly: "Tang Sanzan, have you heard this loud voice? Such a confident voice, it must be that the Buddha has come! I'm dead! Wahahaha...you beg me now, I'll plead for you! How about saving your life? Please! Come on, please..."

Snapped!

Tang Sanzun slapped him, and the leopard spirit was directly thrown out and embedded in the mountain.

"Noisy!" Tang Sanzan looked at Sha Wujing and said, "Boil another pot of water, I have the feeling that the delivery man is here."

As soon as the words fell, people saw a guy who looked like a cow, but with a bruised nose, a swollen face, and injuries all over his body, running wildly towards him.

Princess Iron Fan recognized it immediately. It was their cow. She frowned and shouted, "Old cow, what's wrong with you?"

The person who came was the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King rushed in front of Princess Iron Fan, knelt down on the ground, hugged Princess Iron Fan's thigh and cried loudly, "Ma'am, I was wrong! I was wrong...forgive me, don't leave me. "

Princess Iron Fan was dumbfounded.

The Bull Demon King was afraid that she was true, and that he loved her, but in front of so many people, he knelt on the ground and hugged his legs to admit his mistake, this was the first time in the ages.

Princess Iron Fan held up the huge bull's head and said, "Lao Niu, what's wrong with you? Who beat you? Tell my mother, she will slap him to death with a fan!"

The Bull Demon King opened his mouth, and everyone found that this guy didn't have many teeth left. It seemed that he was beaten so badly.

Just as the Bull Demon King was about to say something, a bull's head...bone came over to him!

Then the bull's skull opened its mouth, and said, "Brother, are you inlaid with teeth? It's original, it's authentic!"

Chapter 99

The Bull Demon King was about to curse, get out!

As a result, when he saw the ox skull, his eyes almost popped out, and he said to himself, "I, Cao, isn't this me?"

Looking at the guy holding the bull's skull again, that shiny big head, and that face that deserves a beating, the Bull Demon King turned around with a cry, and hid directly behind Princess Iron Fan: "Don't come here, you Don't come here!"

Looking at the terrified Bull Demon King, Tang Sanzan clicked his lips and said, "Old cow, what are you afraid of? I won't eat you again."

As he spoke, the guy picked up a cow's hoof and gnawed on it.

The Bull Demon King looked at the cow's hooves, they were still very familiar...

"Tang Sanbu, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated!" Bull Demon King shouted.

Tang Sanzan raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and asked with a serious expression: "Are you serious?"

The Bull Demon King saw that the murderous aura in Tang Sanzan's mouth had brewed into substance and the water flowed down the corner of his mouth. He quickly said with a smile on his face, "I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously..."

"Okay, Elder Tang, don't scare our old bull." Princess Iron Fan touched the bull's head distressedly.

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes and said: "Xiu Enai... Don't forget, you are marrying my disciple Sun Wukong today. After today, you will be the disciple-in-law of our Tang family."

When the Bull Demon King heard this, he hurriedly shouted: "Elder Tang, Handsome Tang, can't we talk about it if we have something to say? This is my wife, and I haven't divorced yet, so I don't want to poach someone like this."

While gnawing on the cow's hoof, Tang Sanzan looked at the Bull Demon King and said, "You mean, you can dig it after you get divorced? Then you leave now, hurry up, my apprentice is in a hurry."

Bull Demon King: "￥......"

Princess Iron Fan said: "Tang Sanbu!"

Tang Sanzan pretended not to hear, squatted there and continued to gnaw on the hooves of the cow, and then said slowly: "What a woman, if you want it, you can throw it away if you want, what do you think she is? If you don't feel bad, there will be someone Distressed! Regret it now? It's too late!"

Princess Iron Fan realized that Tang Sanzan was venting her anger and complaining about her injustice, so she didn't say a word.

The Bull Demon King said with tears: "Elder Tang, things are not what you think. I also have my own difficulties..."

Tang Sanbu said: "You have your own reasons, so you want to make your woman more miserable? In other words, what is the purpose of marrying you? It's fine if you can't protect her from the wind and rain, and you even spit on him... Why do people continue to follow you? Stop talking nonsense, write a letter of divorce quickly... No, Iron Fan, you write, you divorce him! He dares to say no, and our wedding banquet will have a whole cow feast in three days !"

The Bull Demon King really cried when he heard this...

At this moment, Leopard Jing came over and shouted: "Bull Demon King, don't be afraid of him!"

The Bull Demon King was stunned: "Brother, what do you mean by that?"