Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Sha Wujing said: "I don't know. Could it be that this is a new monkey game invented by Master? It's not like... I haven't seen it before."

The brain of the six-eared macaque was buzzing after being shocked...

His supernatural power was originally to listen to the other party's voice in the designated direction, but he couldn't hear the external voice, so he wouldn't make such a mistake.However, the bald man was beating the gong with his bare hands, and he slapped the gong, and the sound echoed, directly entering his body...

And the six-eared macaque happened to be listening, so it was shocked to death.

When the six-eared macaque finally woke up, it turned out that there were many people around, frowning and cursing: "monk, what are you doing? You beat the gong in the middle of the night?"

Tang Sanzan clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, you are sorry for the interruption. The poor monk is a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He is going to the Western Paradise to seek the scriptures. I can earn some money by playing monkeys, so I’m staying at the inn. Now that you’re all up, why don’t you watch this monkey show from Dongtu Tang?”

Everyone was very unhappy at first, but as the so-called foreign monks can chant scriptures, there has never been a monk who has come so far here in the past [-] years.

Suddenly one by one became curious.

"I heard that the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty is tens of thousands of miles away from us."

"It's more than that... it's far away."

"That has to be seen."

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"Yeah, yeah...it depends. But this monkey doesn't look very pleasing, it's really ugly."

"Probably because of the wind and rain along the way."

……

While everyone was discussing, some people also shouted: "Eminent Monk, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and play monkeys! What projects do you have?"

"Yeah, what's the trick?"

……

Hearing these words, the eyeballs of the six-eared macaque turned red. He never dreamed that he would be treated like a monkey after he agreed to learn from the scriptures!Is this really going to the West to learn scriptures?Are you sure this is not going to Xitian to perform?

Tang Sanbu saw everyone's enthusiasm, and smiled happily: "Everyone, the next program is mainly about breaking boulders on the chest, drilling fire rings, locking the throat with a golden gun, somersaults, etc..."

Hearing these words, the six-eared macaque's face turned black.

One of the majestic four monkeys in the world, he is really going to be played like a monkey, smashing boulders on his chest, diving into rings of fire, and locking his throat with a golden gun?

He was upset, very upset, very upset!

But what made him even more upset was... the audience was also very upset!

"Monk, isn't this too simple?"

"We play monkeys like this, and your Tang Dynasty also does the same thing, so what's the point?"

"That's right, let's have some tricks!"

"Yes, you are too ordinary."

"That's it!"

The crowd cheered.

The six-eared macaque was trembling with anger. These damned mortals actually detested his majestic performance as one of the four monkeys!

Angry!

Snapped!

The six-eared macaque was slapped and staggered.

He turned back angrily, "Why?"

Tang Sanzan raised his brows and said, "What are you doing? It's a show, why are you in a daze? Lie down quickly, and prepare to perform the boulder breaking in the chest."

The six-eared macaque said: "Aren't they unwilling to watch?"

Tang Sanzan said hehe: "What they don't want to see is the kind of small stone slabs that are broken, but what we crush are not small stone slabs..."

"That's it?" The six-eared macaque had a bad feeling.

Tang Sanzan looked at a three-meter-high iron pier at the entrance of the village and said, "We have broken iron pier in our chests!"

When the villagers heard this, they were startled, and then they all became excited.

"My God, such a small monkey has to carry such a big iron man, and even smash him. This is so awesome..."

"Worthy of being from the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty, he really has the means, this looks good!"

"Eminent Monk, hurry up, we can't wait!"

"If you can break that iron block, you will be rewarded a lot!"

"The inn is under control!" a skinny boss shouted.

A fat cook yelled, "We take care of the food on the ninth floor!"

A woman with heavy make-up said, "Our brothel is in charge of girls!"

Hearing this, the six-eared macaque just wanted to scold her, but Zhu Gangli was excited: "Master, did you hear that? They control food, shelter, and girls!"

Tang Sanzan also had an excited face, his head was like a marinated egg, his mouth opened wide, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and he said excitedly: "I heard it, I heard it! Disciple, lie down!"

After finishing speaking, without giving the six-eared macaque a chance to struggle, he grabbed the six-eared macaque's neck with his big hand.

The six-eared macaque was furious and wanted to resist, but he was shocked to find that the bald man's big hand was like a vise, with incredible strength, he couldn't break free!Involuntarily being pushed to the ground by the bald man.

Zhu Gangli had already carried the big iron block over and placed it directly on his body.

Tang Sanzan also let go of the situation.

The six-eared macaque suddenly felt that he could move again. When he twisted his neck, he saw a man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks in the crowd.Although he doesn't have golden eyes, he also has a pair of golden pupils, which can be seen at a glance as the real Monkey King!

At this moment, that guy is eating melon seeds, and the old god is watching him.

Seeing him looking over, Monkey King smiled, clenched his fists, and made a gesture of cheering.

And Sha Wujing was holding the copper gong as a bowl in front and back, picking up everyone's copper coins along the way.

The villagers in this village were also enthusiastic, throwing out a lot of copper coins, and soon the gongs were full.

The six-eared macaque suddenly felt as if he had been tricked...