Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The queen nodded, and said with a serious and serious face: "When he died, he fell. Tang Sanzan's strength is unfathomable. I, a queen, want to marry him, it is indeed too far behind. Starting today, you teach I practice cultivation, and when I surpass him one day, I will press him on the bed and be my bride honestly! Take care of the children at home in peace and order!"

Shangguan Ling smiled wryly upon hearing this.

The queen grew up in Xiliang country since she was a child, and she had little contact with monks, and she didn't know anything about the world of practice.

Perhaps, in her eyes, Shangguan Ling represented a cultivator, who could travel thousands of miles a day, and control water and fire was the limit.

But she didn't know that the goal of a practitioner is to become an immortal, and Tang Sanzan's strength has far surpassed ordinary immortals.

Shangguan Ling didn't know anyone else, but she had heard of the Great Bull Demon King. He was one of the seven great sages of the monster clan.

It was such a great sage of the monster race, but he was beaten into a pot of meat by that bald man.

The gap between the queen and the bald man is more than one hundred and eight thousand miles?

What's more, Shangguan Ling only had a copy of the "Ruyi Zhenjing", the cultivation method of the True Immortal Ruyi, and the True Immortal Ruyi was far inferior to the bald man, how could she surpass the bald man?

But Shangguan Ling didn't want to dampen the queen's enthusiasm. She could tell that the queen was indeed tempted.

Sometimes, leaving some hope is always good.

So Shangguan Ling said: "Your Majesty, Tang Sanzan really misses you when he turns around every ten steps. Are you really going to stop trying to keep me?"

The queen shook her head slightly and said, "I've made up my mind!"

Shangguan Ling was helpless for a while, and lamented in his heart: "This is really two stubborn donkeys bumping into each other..."

But Shangguan Ling didn't know that the reason for Tang Sanzan's turning back was not because he couldn't bear Her Majesty the Queen, but...

"What a beautiful forest... I didn't pick a single leaf, and I didn't see a woman who was undressed. Instead, I stripped naked for many people to see. What a loss, what a loss!"

Tang Sanzan sighed for a while.

Monkey King smiled and said: "Master, don't say such words to cover up your feelings. If you don't want the queen, you can just say it. Why bother talking about not wanting the forest while only looking at the queen..."

Tang San gave him a blank look and said, "Hurry up and find the way, why are there so many nonsense!"

Sun Wukong didn't move forward, but continued: "Master, in fact, with your strength, you can completely overlord the king. It can be seen that the queen also likes you, but because of the royal face, she can't marry you. But if If you make her strong, she will go downhill."

Tang San gave him a blank look and said: "You monkey understands the feelings of shit? The poor monk's fist is not aimed at his own woman. When she is a hundred years old and reincarnated, I will go find her again. At that time You can't still be the queen, right? At that time, don't you have to marry me? Grandpa lives forever, grandpa can afford to wait!"

Everyone was speechless for a while...

Just when everyone was in a daze, a strange laugh came from the side: "Brother Tang Yu, I have been waiting here for a long time!"

While speaking, a gust of wind blew.

Taking advantage of the trend, Tang Sanzan was swept away, leaving a few apprentices standing there in a daze.

Sha Wujing said: "Eldest brother, Master was captured by a monster again. It seems to be a female monster."

Zhu Gang said: "Elder brother, let's..."

Sun Wukong said: "Master just broke up and was in a bad mood. Since it's a female monster, let him relax..."

After hearing this, several people thought about it, so they searched in the direction of the strong wind, but they didn't intend to pursue it deeply.

There is a big mountain to the west of Xiliang Women's Country. The mountain peak is like a big scorpion. The whole is black with green, and it is full of flatulence.

This mountain is called Dudi Mountain, and there is a cave named Pipa Cave on the mountain.

At this moment, on the throne in Pipa Cave, the author is a female monster with snow-white skin, slender thighs, slender waist, and a black dress.

The monster started, and there were a few banshees in colorful clothes standing there. At this moment, they all looked very happy, singing and dancing, so lively.

"Your Majesty Queen is really powerful. She even caught that Tang Sanzang as soon as she made a move. My Lady Queen, I heard that eating a bite of Tang Sanzang's meat can make you live forever..." A little demon just said this.

I saw that female monster Scorpion Jing raised her eyebrows upside down and slapped her in the face!

Snapped!

The little demon was directly sent flying, and his soul was blown away on the spot.

The little demons were so frightened that they trembled and did not dare to dance.

Then the scorpion spirit said: "You guys know nothing! My king's strength is profound, and longevity is a matter of time. Why should I eat his meat?"

The little demons didn't understand, since they don't eat meat, why did they arrest Tang Sanzang?

Xie Zijing clapped his hands and said, "Where are the steamed buns that you guys steamed?"

"My lord, the steamed stuffed buns are here." A banshee came over dragging two plates and introduced: "My lord, here is one with meat and one with vegetarian one. The meat one is stuffed with human meat, and the vegetarian one is stuffed with red bean paste." I was thinking, Tang Sanzang is a monk after all, if he doesn’t eat meat, he must be a vegetarian, right?”

The scorpion spirit nodded in satisfaction and said, "You are very thoughtful and did a good job."

Then Xie Zijing looked at Tang Sanbu who was sitting in a daze in the corner and said: "Brother Tang Yu, don't be afraid, I didn't bring you here to eat you."

At this moment, Tang Sanzan hasn't come out of the breakup yet, so he is not in a good mood.

After hearing this, he said oh and didn't respond.

Xie Zijing frowned and said, "Brother Tang Yu, you have worked so hard all the way west, how many of these buns do you eat to fill your stomach?"

Tang San cast a blank look at her and said: "Don't eat, I have no appetite."

Xie Zijing frowned immediately: "Brother Tang Yu, I know what you are thinking. Could it be that you are still missing the queen of the Xiliang women's country? He is the queen of the Xiliang women's country, and I am the queen of the poisonous enemy mountain. Queen, I'm not necessarily worse than her, am I? She doesn't want you, I want you!"

Tang Sanzan, who was feeling depressed, said lazily: "I want to sleep."

"Prepare the bed!"

As soon as the scorpion spirit waved his hand, a little demon immediately ran into the depths of the cave to arrange the bridal chamber.

"Little ones, take care of younger brother Tang Yu, I will come back as soon as I go!"

After finishing speaking, the scorpion spirit picked up the three steel forks on the side and went out.

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Chapter 77

At the same time, at the foot of the poisonous enemy mountain.

A monkey, a pig, and a horse were all sitting on the ground like humans, and a big and thick man was squatting on the side, roasting meat, and sharing some with everyone from time to time.

Zhu Ganglian looked at the beef in his hand and said with a smile, "Brother Monkey, have some?"

Sun Wukong gave him a blank look and said, "Get out!"