Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The Bull Demon King is gone...

True Immortal Ruyi was miserable. He looked up at Tang Sanzan and Monkey King who had come down from the sky with a full load, and then turned around and ran away.

"Want to run?" Tang Sanang glanced at him, raised his hand and slapped it down!

Bang!

True Immortal Ruyi was directly slapped on the ground, Zhu Gangli rushed over and raised the rake and it was just a rake!

True Immortal Ruyi's brains burst on the spot, and his primordial spirit shattered!

The flesh body turned into a prototype, which turned out to be a cow as well.

Immediately, Zhu Gangli happily ran back carrying the body of True Immortal Ruyi, shouting while running: "Master, this is also a cow, it's still intact, it can be roasted as a whole cow."

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction and said, "Yes, yes...Wujing, hurry up and cook, and take a bath for the teacher."

then……

Then Tang Sanzan became depressed, and in a fit of rage, he punched the bathhouse just now, and now the bathhouse is full of broken boards, dust, and rubble, dirtier than him.

"Master, it seems that I can't wash it anymore." Zhu Gangli stood beside him and said.

Tang Sanzan wanted to cry but had no tears.

At this moment, the queen, Shangguan Ling and others rushed over quickly.

As soon as they met, the queen stared at Tang Sanbu with her big watery eyes and said, "What about the monster?"

Tang Sanzan pointed to the cauldron beside him and said, "It's still hot here."

The queen said excitedly, "Did you kill that monster?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said, "To be precise, it's stewed."

The queen smiled: "As expected of the man I'm looking for, he's really extraordinary. Let's go!"

Tang San said: "Why go?"

"Take a bath and enter the bridal chamber!" The queen was also wild and straightforward.

Tang Sanzan brightened his eyes and said, "Is there still a place to take a bath?"

"If there is no bathroom, can't we use a tub?" the queen asked.

Tang Sanzan smiled even happier...

In the main building of Fengqi, there was a big bucket of hot water waiting, two maids stepped forward to undress Tang Sanbu, this time they were completely undressed.

At that moment, the eyes of the two maids went straight!

After a while, a maid muttered: "No wonder this eminent monk can subdue monsters, but he actually carries a stick with him. Is this the legendary stick that never leaves his hand?"

"Yeah, it's not forgetting to practice all the time, but isn't the stick a bit short?"

"Perhaps, the eminent monk practiced short sticks."

Originally, Tang Sanzan was very satisfied with his own equipment. Hearing this, he couldn't bear it anymore. He jumped out of the bucket and roared, "What is a short stick? I have such a big one. Tell me it is Short stick? Get out!"

The two women didn't expect Tang Sanzan's ears to be so sensitive, so they backed away in fright.

At this time, the queen actually walked in: "Why did you drive the maid out again?"

Just as Tang Sanzan was about to complain, he saw the Queen walking step by step, taking off the outer clothes step by step, and his words suddenly became: "Uh...uh...wow!"

It has to be said that the queen is not only beautiful and temperamental, but what she never expected is that her figure hidden under the phoenix robe is also so good.

After taking off the coat, a red bellyband and red trousers caught the eye.

The apron could barely cover the mountain behind her, she had a tight waist and long, slender white legs.

Tang Sanzan looked more and more excited, with high fighting spirit.

But what made Tang Sanzan depressed was that the queen didn't take it off until here, but came to him, put her hands on the bucket, and asked with a smile: "Elder Tang, will you marry me?"

After finishing speaking, the queen stretched out a finger to lift Tang Sanzang's chin. She stared straight at Tang Sanzang with charming eyes and said, "When the time comes, I will use a sedan chair carried by 16 people to carry you through the door. How about it?"

When Tang Sanzan heard it, his eyes became clear instantly. He opened the queen's finger and shouted: "I tell you, the poor monk has principles. If you want the overlord to force his bow, the poor monk is powerless to resist, so he obeys." , let you sleep. But if you want to marry a poor monk, there is no way! Either you marry me, or don't even think about it."

When the Queen heard this, she became angry, stood with her arms akimbo, and said angrily, "You are still powerless to resist? When you hit monsters, or exploded stars, why didn't you say you were powerless to resist? My old lady is at best a chicken Ordinary people, do you still want to rape you? I think you just want to whore for nothing!"

Tang Sanzun was sprayed with saliva all over his face, but he found out sadly that he was speechless!

The queen said: "Now, you can either marry me, or we will break up!"

Tang Sanzan became anxious when he heard this, and he stood up from the water and shouted: "Two scattered, two scattered, poor monks only marry and not marry!"

A man and a woman started staring again.

After a long time, the queen's eyes began to move down, and she asked, "Why do you take a bath with a stick? It's still a double-egg red stick..."

Tang Sanbu: "￥..."

"Forget it, you are guarding me with a stick, you are not even willing to cooperate with me when the overlord bows hard... I am really being self-indulgent." After finishing speaking, the queen turned and left.

Looking at the Queen's back, Tang Sanzan had an extremely strange expression, and asked, "Have you never seen a man before?"

The Queen said: "The Zimu River not only allows people to become pregnant, but also a natural barrier. Men cannot cross the Zimu River. The Ruyi True Immortal can come in because of a treasure from our ancestors... Why can you Come in, I really don't know. I haven't seen a man since I can remember...

No, it should be said that from the establishment of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom to the present, we have never seen a man.

In the past, men were recorded in some classics, but they were burned in a fire.

Our knowledge of men is limited to hearsay.

So, you're the first man I've ever met.

Unfortunately, you seem to despise me. "

Chapter 75 Two Stubborn Donkeys

Tang Sanzan suddenly felt that the queen was a bit pitiful, and his expression softened accordingly. He scratched his bald head and said, "Actually, it's not that I don't look down on you."

The queen trembled and looked back: "Then why don't you marry me?"

Tang Sanzhe said: "Uh... how should I put it. In the outside world, it is a world dominated by men, only men marry women, if a man marries a woman, it is called marrying a woman, it is very shameful. Poor monks don't want it. face, but in the end it still has to be so embarrassing..."

Speaking of this, Tang Sanzan suddenly asked: "Do you really like me? I mean, apart from physical liking."