Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Over there, Tang Sanzan tilted his head and said with an unhappy face: "Your Majesty, I have come all the way here, but I haven't brought you any presents, why don't I invite you to taste the local pigs from my Great Tang Kingdom?" How about it?"

When Zhu Ganglian heard it, he spat out a mouthful of blood and wailed, "Oh...the tire is really gassy, ​​it hurts, it hurts...then he also lay down."

Sha Wujing said bitterly: "Master, in normal times, I would be able to lift the two of them. But now, I'm so weak, I'm afraid I can't do it alone."

Seeing this, the Queen's eyes lit up, and she grinned and said, "Since your body is weak, don't lift it up. Someone, take those two elders to Fenghua Building to recuperate!"

Immediately, a female guard took orders, and then took the two of them, supported Sha Wujing, and led the white dragon horse away.

Seeing the apprentices leave, Tang Sanzan secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

The queen also breathed a sigh of relief...

A wishful true fairy has made Xiliang Nvguo exhausted. You know, although Xiliang Nvguo has given thousands of warnings, every year there are children who mistakenly drink the water from the mother-child river and become pregnant.These children are still underage, and forced birth can easily cause life-threatening.

And the Luotai Spring fell into the hands of True Immortal Ruyi. If you want spring water, you have to give a gift of red wine.

The rich and powerful families can bear it, but ordinary people can afford it, they can't be beaten, they can't be robbed, and in the end they can only stare blankly and resign themselves to fate.

In order to solve Ruyi Zhenxian, she also thought of many ways, but none of them worked.

If it was true what Tang Sanzan said, a monkey could drive away True Immortal Ruyi, then she really didn't dare to overpower the king.

However, since the monkeys can't afford serious injuries...

"Your Majesty, Tang Sanzan's apprentice is very powerful, or..." Someone was worried and wanted to say something.

The queen said indifferently: "If the raw rice is cooked and the rice is cooked, even if they recover, what can they do?"

Everyone is dumb!

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzun immediately raised his hand and said, "I'd rather die than obey!"

"Shangguan Ling is so dazed, take him away!" the queen ordered.

Shangguan Ling was taken aback for a moment, but seeing Tang Sanbu winking there, he gave a wry smile and led two guards to push Tang Sanzhu forward.

As a result, the guards only realized after a push that this guy walked fast by himself without using any force at all!

Chapter 70 Take a Bath

Shangguan Ling also found out, and asked in a low voice, "Didn't you rather die than follow?"

Tang Sanzang said confidently: "Isn't this not dead?"

Shangguan Ling and the guards: "..."

Fengqi Building is the boudoir of the Queen of Xiliang Women's Kingdom.

It is said to be a boudoir, but it is actually a small manor covering a very large area, complete with pavilions, towers and pavilions.

After entering the Fengqi Tower, Shangguan Ling took the winding Tang Sanzang to a separate house. The house was steaming...

Wang Sanzang asked, "Where is this?"

Shangguan Ling said: "The bathing place, go in, there are maids waiting for you inside. They will wash you up."

When Tang Sanzun heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "Is there a maid to help me take a bath?"

Shangguan Ling nodded and said, "Of course, do you want to wash it yourself?"

Tang Sanzan quickly shook his head, along the way, he found that all the girls in the palace were prettier than the other, and none of them were crooked.He even suspects that the king of Xiliang Girl Kingdom is a gay lover...

Now when he heard that there was a maid helping him to take a bath, he immediately burst into joy: "Hahaha... definitely need help, I'll go in now!"

After talking about Tang Sanzan, he went in first, pushed open the gate, bypassed the screen, and there was a big hot spring pool directly inside!

There were more than a dozen maids standing beside the hot spring pool, each with big arms and round waists, and a burly figure. Two of the maids held towels in their hands, two of them held a big brush like a mace, and two of them held towels in their hands. Tie Tong, each with red eyes, looked at him with great excitement, and shouted in unison: "I have seen the male concubine!"

Tang Sanzun looked at these tough female creatures with straight eyes, and heard the title again...

"Male concubine? Male concubine..."

Tang Sanzan's expression gradually turned ferocious!

A maid hit her chest with both fists, and with a bang, her whole body trembled!

She said excitedly: "My lord concubine, don't move, I will undress you for you!"

"I forgive your sister!"

boom!

There was a loud noise, and the window of the bath was broken, and a figure flew out...

Then I heard a voice from inside: "Get out, get out! I'll do it myself, I don't need your help!"

Then there was the sound of jingling, and then a group of maids screamed and ran out from inside in a panic.

Shangguan Ling hurried in to check the situation, and at the same time shouted: "Tang Sanzan, what are you doing?"

In the room, Tang Sanzan held the big mace-like brush and said, "They want to use this to scrub me...how about you try it?"

Shangguan Ling was stunned: "This... This is for washing horses..."

Tang Sanzan said with a ferocious face: "You also know that this is used to brush horses, but they want to use it to brush me! What's more, they even call me male concubine!

Yay bah, the poor monk didn't agree to marry your queen, and now at best, he is just cooperating with her overlord to fight hard.

In addition, don't call me male concubine again, whoever calls me is in a hurry! "

Shangguan Ling grinned, and said to himself: "With your strength, we are still overlord? Our queen will be fine if you don't overlord us. Look at you, you laugh so loudly that the back of your ear is cracked, and you still talk to me You said it was a hard bow?"

But Shangguan Ling said: "Elder Tang, please be safe and don't be impatient."

Then he looked at a maid who hadn't had time to run out, and asked, "What's going on?"

The maid said: "Lord Shangguan, His Majesty asked us to play a joke on him and kill his vigor, that's why we prepared these."

Shangguan Ling frowned and said, "A joke? If it's true, do you really use this?"

The maid hurriedly clapped her hands and said, "Come out quickly!"

I only heard the sound of footsteps over there, and then a group of graceful and beautiful women walked over quickly with soft towels in their hands, stood in a row in front of Tang Sanzan, bowed and said: "Meet my lord concubine." !"

At this moment, Tang Sanzan smiled, and it was a joy to laugh.

But Shangguan Ling was upset, coughed dryly, and scolded: "Bold, who told you to call Elder Tang's male concubine? Everyone is so rude, step back!"