Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Tang Sanbu let out a hey voice: "No, I can only marry you!"

As soon as the Queen raised her hand, the guards behind her drew their swords collectively!

Tang Sanzan raised his eyebrows and said: "What's wrong? Can't compare with status, have you started to compare power? Bailong!"

With a long roar, the white dragon horse released its divine power, overwhelming the guards.

When the queen raised her hand again, thousands of soldiers around raised their spears, bowed their bows and set arrows, and their momentum was even stronger.

The queen said: "This is my Xiliang women's country, a dragon can't hold me down."

Tang Sanzan rolled up his sleeves: "Since that's the case, disciples, it's your turn to play!"

Tang Sanzan shouted loudly, and Monkey King, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing and others immediately descended from the sky.

Sun Wukong is wearing a golden armor, a red cloak, somersaulting on clouds, and holding a golden cudgel, majestic and majestic!

Zhu Gang was dressed in canopy battle armor and came driving the long river with a nine-toothed rake in his hand.

Sha Wujing is four meters tall, with open breasts and bare breasts, a big black pot in his left hand, and a magic wand in his right hand, which is like a rice shovel, riding the strong wind!

With the addition of a white dragon, the four of them went to that station, and their aura immediately turned against the guards.

Tang Sanzan folded his arms and said with a grin: "Let me introduce to you, this monkey is the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and now is my great apprentice, Sun Wukong;

This pig's head is the Canopy Marshal of the Heavenly Court, who is in charge of the power of the navy, and is now my apprentice;

This four-meter-tall man was the curtain-rolling general beside the Jade Emperor back then, and he is still my apprentice now;

As for the white dragon horse under my feet, it is the son of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and now it is my apprentice and mount.

Your Majesty, is it better? "

The queen's pretty face changed slightly when she heard this, but she still gritted her teeth and said, "From the founding of the Xiliang women's country to the present, women have always been supreme. How can I marry you?"

Tang Sanzan also said: "The poor monk has lived for so many years, and he has always been my boss, someone else's second. Wouldn't it be too bad for me to marry you?"

Then the two guys started to stare and stare dryly, neither of them would give in!

At this moment, a voice sounded: "Your Majesty, eminent monk, there are still many people watching..."

The two were stunned, and looked around at the same time. They saw people on the ground, on the bridge, on the first floor, on the second floor, attic, on the roof, on the tree branches, on the wall, and on the haystack.A group of girls, big and small, are staring at this side with a pair of big eyes, looking at it with gusto.

The Queen's pretty face flushed and said: "Since we are all people with status and status, it's a bit embarrassing to talk about it here, let's find a place where no one is around and talk about it?"

Tang San said: "Sure!"

The queen waved her hand and said, "Go back to the palace and invite the eminent monks of Tang Dynasty!"

After finishing speaking, the queen turned around and rode away, but after walking a few steps, she heard a wretched voice behind her...

"Beauty, how old is this year? When did you enter the palace?"

"This beauty, you look pretty when you don't smile. Come on, give me a smile..."

"That beauty, please leave an address?"

"Beauty, you also use weapons? Poor monks also use weapons."

Finally someone couldn't help but asked, "Eminent monks also use weapons?"

The thief bald said cheerfully: "Yes, I use a gun."

"What about your gun?"

"It's on your waist, can I show you later?"

"...￥ap;ap;..."

The queen's face was full of black lines, she turned her head suddenly, and angrily said: "Can you be a bit more womanly!"

Tang Sanzhan spread his hands and said, "You didn't marry the poor monk, and the poor monk is still single, what's wrong with picking up a girl? Besides, what's wrong with a man having three wives and four concubines? Isn't this normal?"

The queen's face turned dark immediately: "It means that you married me, and you plan to marry someone else?"

"Are you going to get married?" Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up.

"Bah! It's not too bad to marry you." The queen turned her head away, not wanting to talk to the bald man.

Then another voice sounded: "Sister, how did you get your hair done?"

"Let me see your hair? Don't be shy."

"Come on, sister, let's walk side by side."

……

The queen's face became darker and darker, she turned her head suddenly, only to see the bald man sitting obediently on the white dragon's head.

Seeing the queen turning back, Tang Sanzan pointed to the white dragon horse under his crotch. At this moment, the white dragon horse had changed back to a white horse. The queen looked at the white dragon horse, and saw that this guy was talking to another horse: "My sister! , give me a laugh!"

The queen's face did not look any better, instead it became darker and darker, and she muttered: "What kind of master is there, what kind of mount is there!"

As soon as the words fell, the white dragon horse shouted: "Queen, your mount winks at me!"

The queen looked down and saw that her mount was winking at the white dragon horse. Those eyes could be seen across species.

The old god Tang Sanzan said: "What kind of master is there, what kind of mount is there..."

"You!" The queen was so angry that her chest puffed up, but in the end she held back because there were too many people watching the excitement around.

Zhu Gangli took the opportunity to get close to Tang Sanzan, and said in a low voice: "Master, you can't do this..."

Tang San said: "Why can't it work?"

Zhu Gangli said: "You have to be reserved when picking up girls. You just want to take advantage of it, you want to marry someone, and you want to have three wives and four concubines. How can this work?"

Tang Sanzan said puzzledly: "At our time, everyone was like this. Why do you need to hide things like feelings? If you like it, you like it. If you don't like it, you don't like it. Go home, get things done, and let's talk about it after the baby is born.

As for three wives and four concubines, it is indeed a little less.

At that time, it was difficult to have children, so everyone tried to find as many spouses as possible.

Three thousand is not much, thirty thousand is enough...

Apprentice, why is your face so dark? "

As soon as these words came out, let alone a pig, the foreheads of the people around were also covered with black lines...