Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

However, the boat didn't see the old woman making trouble until it crossed the river, so everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

When it was uploaded, the old woman couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Several eminent monks, where did you come from and where are you going?"

Sun Wukong replied: "We are from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and we are going to seek the scriptures in the west. My master is Tang Sanzan, and my name is Sun Wukong. Do you have any doubts?"

The old lady shook her head and said, "No, no, no... No wonder this Elder Tang is so handsome. He turned out to be a holy monk from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. Hehe... have a good journey."

Sun Wukong was ready to fight the monster for [-] rounds, but the old lady rowed away.

Seeing this scene, several people felt a little baffled.

Sun Wukong said: "I thought it was a monster with a superb transformation technique that could fool me with piercing eyes. Now it seems that it is not a monster, but an ordinary person."

Zhu Gangli said: "Since this old lady is not a monster, why did her eyes shine when she looked at our master? Could it be that she has taken a fancy to our master?"

Snapped!

Tang Sanzun raised his hand and slapped the pig's head: "Stop talking nonsense!"

Sha Wujing also said: "It's really weird...Master, what do you think is going on?"

Tang Sanzun said: "Never mind what's going on with her, she's hungry, cook!"

Sha Wujing smiled, quickly put down the iron pot, made a pot of water by the river, put in a big bone, and started to boil the soup.

After a while, a pot of bone soup was stewed out.

"Master, please have a sip of soup first, and the other dishes will be ready in a while." Sha Wujing brought a bowl of soup to Tang Sanzan.

Seeing this, Zhu Gangli and the others also ran over, scooped up a bowl each and sat there to drink.

While drinking, everyone praised Sha Wujing's craftsmanship is getting better and better.

Sha Wujing laughed, and brought a bowl for himself and Bai Longma. While drinking the soup, he cut up the half of the venison leg left before, put it into the pot and stewed a large pot of meat.

As a result, the smell of meat just came out...

"vomit!"

Tang Sanzan turned around and retched.

Sha Wujing said in amazement: "Master, haven't you stopped vomiting? Why are you vomiting again?"

Before Tang Sanzan could speak, Zhu Gangli and Monkey King also retched.

Then there is the white dragon horse...

Then Sha Wujing also felt a little nauseous, followed by a burst of abdominal pain.

Sha Wujing untied his clothes and touched it, only to feel that there seemed to be a fleshy ball growing rapidly in his stomach, rolling back and forth in his stomach... For a moment, he felt sweat on his forehead due to the pain.

"Stomach hurts, what's going on?" Zhu Ganglian groaned while rubbing his stomach.

Sun Wukong was also in pain, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and then he closed his eyes and looked inside, only to see a little monkey suddenly appeared in his stomach!

Monkey King was taken aback: "Damn it, what's going on? Why is my grandson pregnant?"

Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing and others also looked inside one after another, and then shouted: "I'm pregnant too... what the hell is this!"

After shouting for a long time, everyone looked at Tang Sanzan in unison, they wanted to see how the bald man was doing.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan was taking off his cassock and looking down at his stomach, there was a small bag rolling around on his stomach...

Sun Wukong said: "Master, are you pregnant too?"

The corners of Tang Sanzan's mouth twitched slightly, and he said through gritted teeth: "Grandma has such a leg, she seems to be really pregnant."

Just when the master and apprentice were puzzled, an exclamation sounded: "Oh, man!"

When everyone heard this, they turned around and saw an old woman looking at them with bright eyes, those eyes fixed on Tang Sanzan's belly and chest, just like a hungry wolf seeing a little sheep!

Everyone's foreheads were suddenly covered with black lines...

Zhu Gangli replied directly: "Hey, old woman, what are you looking at? Have you never seen a man shirtless? What's the fuss about!"

Chapter 60 Xiliang Daughter Country

The old woman grinned and said, "Of course I haven't seen it before... Come on, everyone, come and see! There is a man here! Such a beautiful man!"

Following the shouting of the old woman, a few more old women working in agriculture ran up beside them, and then seven or eight old women, like a flock of ducks, surrounded Tang Sanzan and the others with bright eyes, pointing and chattering. Discussing.

"Oh, what a man!"

"Look at this man, he's so handsome."

"Look at his chest, oops, it's different from ours!"

……

If a group of young girls gathered around and said that, Tang Sanzan and the others would definitely find it fresh, exciting, fun, and even make a fuss.

But surrounded by a group of seventy-eighty-year-old old women, pointing and harassing, the faces of Monkey King, Zhu Ganglu and others turned black.

Fortunately, Tang Sanzan still maintained his demeanor, he got up calmly, picked up Monkey King's golden cudgel, and beat it on the ground!

boom!

A big pit appeared.

Then Tang Sanzan said very kindly and friendly: "If anyone within three numbers stays in the sight of the poor monk, the poor monk will not be polite!"

hula...

The old women who were still in a group one moment, dispersed completely in the next moment.

"Master, why did you drive them all away?" Sun Wukong shouted.

Tang Sanzhu said: "Don't drive them away, just keep them as a view? I can't appreciate the bumpy and wrinkled faces."

Sun Wukong said: "Master, I don't want to see, I just want to ask them what's going on with us. After all, they are locals, so maybe they know how to solve it."

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment: "Yes, why didn't I think of that! Wukong, hurry up and ask."

Sun Wukong smiled wryly: "Master, there is an extra child in this belly, it hurts if I don't walk, just take a few steps..."

Tang Sanzan glanced at Sun Wukong's stomach, then weighed the golden cudgel in his hand and said, "How about I help you have an abortion for the teacher?"

Sun Wukong straightened his waist in an instant and said: "Master, I won't bother you, I'll go and ask."