Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Looking up after saying this, Tang Sanzan has already thrown away the hair in his hand, and his head is shining under the sunlight, which is the reflection of light!

Xiaotiangou said in a crying voice: "Eminent monk, what are you doing with me with a pinch of ponytail hair?"

Tang Sanzan's eyes are no longer ferocious, but almost crazy!

Xiao Tiangou felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, his whole body was icy cold, as if he would die at any time, he suddenly remembered something in his heart, and shouted: "Eminent monk, how can you eat meat without wine? Good fine nectar, how about you try it?"

Bang Dang, the pot almost overturned.

When Roaring Sky Dog was about to scold Sha Wujing for not even being able to hold a pot, Sha Wujing grabbed him, stared into his eyes and said, "Brother, you just said the wrong thing, you didn't liquor."

Xiao Tianquan said: "I have it... just hang on to me..."

Before he could finish speaking, Zhu Ganglian also came over, and Sha Wujing and Sha Wujing squeezed the Xiaotian dog in the middle, and said with threatening faces and gritted teeth: "Dead dog, you forgot? You didn't bring the dog with you?" liquor!"

Xiaotiangou is very smart, and from the reaction of the two of them, he knows that alcohol may not be a good thing, and it is easy to cause trouble.

But when Xiao Tianquan saw the bald man's recovery, he hesitated a little.

I saw the bald man shining his eyes, rubbing his hands and saying: "Are you sure you have wine? If there is really good wine, I will pretend that the previous incident never happened! Besides, we only eat beef and not dog meat today!"

When Xiao Tiangou heard it, he quickly shouted: "Yes, yes, the one hanging around my neck!"

At this time another voice sounded: "If you want to drink, you should have said so earlier! There are several vats in my cave, why is it so troublesome?"

It was King Si who woke up.

In other words, this guy woke up a long time ago and was just pretending to be dizzy.

Tang Sanzun stared at Qingniu and said, "Are you sure?"

"Sure! It's true, I'm a puppy to lie to you!" The King Si shouted.

Xiaotiangou immediately answered: "Yes, if he lied to you, he would be my son!"

"Get out!" King Si opened his mouth and cursed.

Xiao Tianquan said confidently: "You said it yourself, you lied to others, you are a puppy. I am the ancestor of the dog, you are a puppy, I am your father, and you still make money."

"Get lost!" King Si cursed, and hurriedly said to Tang Sanbu: "Eminent Monk, as long as you don't kill me or eat me, I have enough wine! You can have as much as you want. You two don't bully me, I say It's true!"

King Si yelled at Zhu Ganglu and Sha Wujing not to drag him, delaying his speech, while patting his chest as a guarantee.

Tang Sanzun smiled: "Well, well, good meat is not as good as good wine, as long as you give me enough wine, the poor monk will fast today!"

Zhu Gangli hurriedly shouted: "Master, you can't drink alcohol during fasting."

Tang San said: "Then don't fast, Wu Jing, prepare to kill pigs and eat wine!"

"Master, what I mean is, you can't drink less while fasting, you have to drink enough!" Zhu Gangli hurriedly changed his words.

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction and said, "That's pretty much the same, Xiao Tiangou, what is hanging around your neck is wine?"

Xiao Tiangou hurried over and handed over the wine jar: "This is wine, absolutely good wine, the heavenly nectar, would you like a sip?"

Over there, King Si also shouted: "There are several... Sha Wujing in my cave, don't keep pulling me!"

Seeing Tang Sanzan looked over, Sha Wujing quickly let go and said, "Master, I'm helping him out of the pot."

"I want you to help me? I'm not disabled." Si Dawang stood up and shouted: "Elder Tang, I have several tanks of wine in my cave, and there is a lot of good wine in each tank, which is delicious! Would you like to try it too?"

On the way to Tang San's funeral, he ate a lot of meat, all kinds of mountain delicacies, and monsters of all sizes also ate a lot.

But only without drinking...

The wine worm in his stomach rebelled a long time ago, but unfortunately, no matter where he went, he didn't see a drop of wine!

Instead, I met a few liars who said they were asking him to drink, but it was over before he even drank.

Therefore, in the eyes of Tang Sanzan, this wine is much more expensive than meat and gold.

Now that there is wine, and there are many more, how can Tang Sanzan not be excited?

Seeing Tang Sanbu like this, King Si hurriedly shouted into the cave: "Little ones, bring me out the wine, bring it all out!"

While speaking, the gate of the cave opened, the little black cow led the way, and a group of little demons came out carrying a large water tank with a height of 1.7 meters.As soon as the lid on the water tank was lifted, the aroma of wine permeated the entire forest!

King Si said happily: "This wine is a peerless wine that I have treasured for many years. Hey... Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing, Bai Longma, why are you going?"

In the distance, the three guys had already sneaked away. Hearing such a voice, the three guys ran faster.

King Xi frowned, but he didn't care about those three people, but turned to Tang Sanzan and said, "Elder Tang, would you like to try it?"

Tang Sanzan over there already looked intoxicated and enjoying himself. He hadn't touched a drop of alcohol, and his face was already red from the smell of alcohol.That bald head is like a marinated egg...

Xiaotiangou was afraid that King Si would steal his limelight, so he hurriedly said: "Eminent Monk, drink mine first. No matter how fine his wine is, it is the wine of the world, but mine is the wine of heaven."

"Okay! Poor monk, let's try it!"

Tang Sanzan picked up the wine jar and slapped open the mud seal, but a mellow aroma of wine rushed to his face.

Tang Sanzan's eyes were red, and he laughed maniacally: "Okay, okay, okay! That's it!"

While speaking, Tang Sanzan raised the wine jar, raised his head, and drank gulp.

Seeing this scene, Xiaotiangou smiled happily, and at the same time gave King Si a triumphant look.

In their view, whoever drinks good wine can get the amnesty of Tang Sanzan steadily, as long as they don't enter the pot, the two of them will fight to the end.

Before Xiao Tiangou finished laughing, there was a bang, and the wine jar in Tang Sanzan's hand fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

Xiao Tiangou was taken aback, and turned back to ask: "Eminent Monk, is this wine not to your liking?"

"Who is the eminent monk? Who the hell is the eminent monk? Just my flowing long hair..." Tang Sanzang patted his head unsteadily, and then...

"Where's my hair?!"

Chapter 57

With a roar, the sound shook the mountains, the mountains shook, the clouds exploded, and the river flowed backwards!

As for the roaring dog standing in front of Tang Sanzan, his eyes were turned white by the roar, and he almost died.

King Si also blushed from being yelled at, and said in his heart, "This...what the fuck is going on?"

"Little black dog, what are you looking at? Do you think I have no hair and want to laugh at me?" Tang Sanzan lowered his head slowly, looking at the roaring dog on the ground, with a ferocious expression on his face.

Xiao Tiangou said in a crying voice: "Gao...well, Tang Chang...Senior Tang, I don't think so."