Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

In the end, with the confirmation of the village chief, the king of inspiration was indeed dead, so the whole village cheered.

Although without the king of inspiration, we cannot guarantee smooth weather every year, but no matter how difficult life is, it cannot compare with the pain of losing a child.

So the villagers happily threw away the white silk and white cloth in their hands, beat the gongs and drums, and went back to the village with cheerful tunes.

On the way, the group of people met those monks who were eating by the river again, but they frowned when they saw the monks ostentatiously eating fish.

"Is this a fake monk?" someone said to the village chief.

The village head said: "Which real monk knows how to eat meat? At first glance, it looks like a fake monk. Don't worry about it, everyone, go home, go home."

So the villagers talked and laughed, and went back to the village happily.

Zhu Ganglu looked at the back of the group of people, scratched his head and said: "Master, are these people sick? They were the ones holding up the white flags and crying to death just now, and they are the ones singing and dancing now. This is the home Someone died, it drove them all crazy."

Tang Sanzun said: "Who knows, maybe there is something wrong with the brain."

Monkey King said: "Idiot, do you care whether people are crying or laughing? If you are really curious, you can follow up and ask."

Zhu Ganglian was about to get up when he heard the words, but he looked at the little fish left in front of him, and quickly sat down again: "No, I won't go, and ask those who have it, how can there be food?" .”

So several people continued to eat meat with peace of mind.

At the same time, Mount Putuo in the South China Sea.

click!

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked at the wooden fish that suddenly split open in front of him, frowned, then looked at the empty lotus pond, and said softly, "I let you act, but you harm all living beings. You deserve this calamity... Amitabha!"

After speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva closed his eyes.

Not far away, Hei Xiong Jing and Mu Zha were squatting there. After hearing this, Hei Xiong Jing touched the fluff on his body and said with a smile: "Hey, that carp spirit seems to be finished. I told him earlier, Let me taste it twice, I told him a secret to save his life, but he wouldn't listen. This time it's okay, did you get fucked to death? You deserve it!

Hey, what a pity, such a fat fish, I don't know what it tastes like..."

Mu Zha rolled his eyes at him and said, "Hurry up and calm down, be careful that the Bodhisattva will blame you and throw you on the West Paradise Road."

Hearing this, the black bear shook his head and said, "No, no, I'm not going. That bald man likes to pluck his hair. I managed to grow some fluff, but I can't stand his tossing."

……

At the same time, the Blackwater River.

"Jin Chanzi, why don't you get a boat?" A Jialan kindly persuaded Jin Chanzi out of the water.

While spitting out the water in his stomach, Jin Chanzi said stubbornly: "I don't, I'm going to swim there, it won't work for anyone! I have to swim! This is my practice."

Jia Lan said: "You have been practicing for several months, and you can only swim five kilometers. This is eight hundred miles, which is converted to four hundred kilometers. Are you sure you want to continue?"

"continue!"

"Learning from the scriptures is important, you have delayed too long."

"Don't learn from me, I just want to swim now! I want to become stronger!"

"2￥..."

……

Of course Tang Sanzan didn't know that the distance between him and Tang Seng was getting farther and farther.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan was riding a horse and looking at a pavilion in the distance.

The pavilion occupies a very large area, covering a small half of the mountain...

Zhu Ganglian said: "Master, if such a large family enters Huazhai, they must have delicacies from mountains and seas. Let's hurry up."

Sun Wukong patted him on the head: "Idiot, just stay here! What do you know? This building is weird, it doesn't look like a serious house. In my opinion, it's probably a monster!"

Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up when he heard the word monster: "Disciples, what are you waiting for?"

While talking, Tang Sanzan pointed to Sun Wukong and said, "Go, Wukong, go far away to Dianhuazhai, and you are not allowed to come back before dark."

Monkey King smiled wryly and said, "Master, what is this?"

Tang Sanzhu said: "A monster that can transform into so many pavilions must be a big monster, this is a precious delicacy.

You have a great reputation, and many monsters along the way know you, so don't scare him away. "

"Master, if you really want to eat that monster, you can just hit the door, catch it and stew it, won't it be over? As for making such a fuss?" Monkey King said.

Tang San cast a blank look at him and said: "You know what, what if the first one doesn't do evil, but the second one messes with me? Could it be that I came to the door and stewed him just for the sake of stuttering? So a reasonable person? The ancients said that the teacher is famous, understand?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, and said to himself: "You are still famous as a teacher. You are the one who made up the immortality by eating your own flesh? You are the one who pretended to be weak and begged to provoke you? You just go fishing and enforce the law, and tell him that you are the teacher. famous."

But Sun Wukong didn't dare to say this, he just coughed dryly and said, "Master, then I don't have to go too far, do I?"

"As far as you can go!" Tang Sanzan was afraid that Monkey King would not understand, so he said directly: "I will give you a day off to visit your family, go back to Huaguo Mountain to play."

Then Tang Sanzan called Zhu Ganglian over again: "You also go back to Gao Laozhuang to visit relatives... Forget it, don't go back and harm others. Wujing, strip Wufan for me, tie it up and hang it on the horseback .”

Zhu Ganglian shouted: "Master, what are you doing?"

Tang Sanbu said: "From now on, you're just a pig, the one who can't speak, understand? If you ruin the good thing about being a teacher, you'll be stewed!"

When Zhu Ganglu heard it, his face turned black, and he thought that this bald man was too partial!A monkey can go home to visit relatives, but when he gets here, he has to pretend to be an animal?

Over there, Sha Wujing was also quick to strike, and he almost chopped off the pig's mane in three strokes, five times and two times.

Zhu Ganglian clutched a piece of cloth under his crotch and said: "Junior Brother, Junior Brother, I love Junior Brother Sha, please leave one for Brother...don't talk about this one."

Sha Wujing nodded: "Second Senior Brother, don't worry, Junior Brother will not let you go naked. Junior Brother has a brand-new method of tying pigs, which guarantees that you will not only not go naked, but also look good."

"Really?" Zhu Gangyan's eyes lit up.

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Sha Wujing nodded very seriously and said: "That's natural, Second Senior Brother, you relax, and leave the rest to Junior Brother."

I saw Sha Wujing fold the rope in half from the middle, wrap it around Zhu Gangguan's neck, and tie knots on the cast steel collarbone, the middle of the sternum, the sternum, and the pubic bone in sequence.Then go around the crotch, tie a knot on the opposite side of the back, pass the rope behind the neck, pull the rope left and right, and then wrap it around the armpit back to the hole in the chest, pull the rope left and right, and pull it out a rhombus.

Then Sha Wujing went from top to bottom, tightening the rope while adjusting the position, and finally put the rope around his waist, and pulled hard!

"Ai ai ai... It's a mess, it's a shit! Sha Laosan, please be gentle!" Zhu Ganglian wailed.

Sha Wujing said: "Second senior brother, don't shout. In order to help you hide your shame, the rope has been wound several times below, so it won't be tight without pulling it hard."

"What are you doing so tight? Are you really a bound pig?" Zhu Ganglian shouted.