Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Immortal Yangli raised his head triumphantly when he heard the words in front, and his face turned dark immediately after hearing the delicious-looking Daoist behind him.

Zhu Gangli saw that Tang Sanbu couldn't do it, he wanted to do something, he was thinking about how to push him again, and send that Immortal Yangli directly to heaven.

Sha Wujing, who was honest and honest, said via voice transmission: "Master, it's winter, it's time to eat some mutton to strengthen your body. According to my disciples, it's a good sheep, and the quality of the meat is definitely better than all the monsters we ate on the road." , This is the best ingredient, don't miss it."

When Tang Sanzun heard this, his eyes brightened immediately, he raised his finger and pointed at Immortal Yang Li and said, "It's up to you, if you don't accept it, come out and fight!"

Seeing Tang Sanzan being so arrogant, Immortal Yangli looked at the two elder brothers beside him with some hesitation.

Immortal Lu Li said via voice transmission: "Don't worry, third brother. I heard the news that Tang Sanzang was going west to learn Buddhist scriptures. I have inquired about it a long time ago. Although he is the reincarnation of the golden cicada from Lingshan, he is just an ordinary little monk in this life. As he said, he has practiced boxing for several years, so how can he be your opponent?"

Immortal Yang Li said: "I know, I'm just afraid that the monkey will be tricky and change into Tang Monk to fight with me, it will be difficult."

Immortal Hu Li said: "This is indeed a problem... If Tang Seng is really just an ordinary person, he will definitely not dare to fight with us. There must be tricks in this, third brother, don't agree to him, look at me!"

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After finishing speaking, Great Immortal Hu Li stepped forward and said: "I have long heard that there is an eminent monk from the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty coming from the east, and seeing him today is nothing more than that."

Tang Sanzan tilted his head and looked at Immortal Hu Li.

Sha Wujing said via voice transmission: "Master, this tiger penis can be brewed with wine."

As soon as he heard the word "wine", Tang Sanzan's eyes began to light up, he raised his hand and pointed at Immortal Hu Li and said, "If it's not the case, what you say doesn't count, come on, come on, little monk, I'll beat you all alone!" two!"

Great Immortal Lu Li said angrily: "Tang Sanzang, don't be too rampant!"

Sha Wujing immediately sent a voice transmission: "Master, velvet blood soaked in wine is refreshing, velvet stewed chicken is nourishing, deer penis is also aphrodisiac."

Tang Sanzan rolled up his sleeves, showing his strong arms, and shouted excitedly: "Stop talking nonsense, you come too? Today the poor monk wants a pot of stew... Cough, cough, I will have a good fight with you!"

The three immortals have seen crazy people before, but they have never seen such crazy people. Most importantly, they have never seen such crazy people wiping their saliva!

The bald man in front of him can be said to be extremely annoying. Others are provocative and stare at each other, but he is kind. He doesn't look at their eyes at all, but stares straight at the crotch of Immortal Huli and Immortal Luli. The two of them were hairy all over, and subconsciously clamped their legs.

Immortal Yang Li is even more angry, you look down on my bird, right?Don't even look at me!

Just when the three of them were furious and ready to attack...

Officer Huang came in again!

"Your Majesty, there are many petitioners outside the door."

The king frowned and said, "What are they doing here?"

The Grand Master stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, state affairs are important, why don't you tell them to come up and ask?"

The meaning of the grand master is very simple. Now the national teacher and the eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty are about to fight. If there is a real fight, no matter who wins, it will not be a good thing for Che Chiguo.

Now that there are steps, let's hurry down and let these folks mess up, maybe this deadlock will be broken.

The king didn't know if he understood what the grand master meant, but he nodded and said: "Come on."

After a while, thirty or forty people followed the officials from the Huangmen to the front of the main hall, and before they entered, they saw someone scolding each other in the main hall.

A three-meter-tall pig pointed at Immortal Lu Li's nose and scolded: "Immortal Lu Li, are you not convinced? If you don't accept it, you will fight with my master! I dare not beat you, and you are still a great immortal? I'm sorry!"

Great Immortal Huli said angrily: "Fart, Zhu Gangguan, you let your mother's spiral fart!"

The four-meter-tall black man immediately pointed at Immortal Huli and cursed: "Immortal Huli, did my senior brother say something wrong? As long as you have a little courage, you are a man, and you still have that thing in your crotch, you can do it with my master One fight. We are divided between life and death!"

Immortal Yang Li stepped forward and said: "Sha Wujing, if you are not convinced, let's practice first?"

A monkey spit out human words: "Little lamb, it is agreed that master will fight with master and disciple will fight with disciple. What's the matter? I dare not fight with our master and want to fight with disciple? Tell me, if you fight with disciple But...hehe!"

Yang Lida's face flushed with immortality.

Seeing the people coming, the king hurriedly said: "Please don't..."

Before he could finish speaking, Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli, Immortal Yangli, Zhu Gangli, Monkey King, and Sha Wujing pointed at him at the same time and shouted, "Shut up!"

Then they continued to scold each other.

The king shut up instantly when he was yelled at. At that moment, he only felt his face fell to the ground and fell to pieces!

When the thirty or forty people outside saw this, their jaws almost dropped to the ground in fright.

Who are the Immortals of Tiger Power, Immortals of Luli, and Immortals of Yangli?

In the country of Che Chi, he is like a living god. The king always greets him when he sees him, but now he is pointed at his nose and scolded. This is really against the sky.

But what made them even more unacceptable was that the three great immortals who looked like gods on weekdays were throwing off their arms and flying around with a pig, a monkey, and a black-faced man cursing. The charm is gone.

In addition, there was a monk standing next to him. The monk was half shirtless and squatting non-stop on the side, waving his arms, looking like he was warming up and ready to fight.Is this still the honest monk in their impression?

The most exaggerated thing is that the high-ranking king of a country was pointed at his nose and told to shut up, and then he really shut up.

A group of people were stunned, the scene in front of them almost overturned their worldview, and they forgot to greet the king for a while.

In fact, it's not just them, civil and military officials are also very confused now.

Normally, they would not dare to look up at them, but now the three immortals are like hooligans...

That eminent monk who claims to be from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land is even more rogue than a rogue, and if he doesn't agree with him, he will fight against three!

The people's world view is about to collapse, and they are almost there.

The king rubbed the center of his brows and felt dizzy for a while. A good golden palace is almost becoming a vegetable market now!

The point is, he's not good at opening the pipe...

Only the grand master was still calm, and said loudly: "You still don't pay a visit to the king?"

Only then did those folks come to their senses, and hurriedly stepped forward to bow down to the king.

The king said: "Get up and talk, what's the matter."

An old man kowtowed and said: "Long live, there will be no rain in spring this year, but I am afraid that the summer months will be dry, so I am here to play. I ask the grandfather of the national teacher to pray for a sweet rain to benefit the people."

The king looked at the few people who were still scolding each other over there, and coughed dryly: "How many, how many? National teacher? National teacher!"

Immortal Huli said impatiently: "What are you doing?!"

The king said: "There is no rain in spring, and I ask the national teacher to send down the rain..."

Speaking of this, the king's eyes lit up, and he looked at Tang Sanzan and the others and said, "Monks of the Tang Dynasty, do you know why I respect Dao and destroy monks? It's just because I asked for rain back then, but I didn't get a drop of rain from the monks. Fortunately, God Subduing the country's division, saving the charcoal."

Hearing this, Great Immortal Huli raised his head, and looked at Tang Sanzan and the others with a proud face.