Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

He said anxiously: "Your Majesty, don't worry, the little one will definitely fulfill his mission."

"Wait a minute, you put this on. This way, I can see what you see, so I can contact you easily, so that you don't find the wrong person." Hong Haier took out a palm-sized bronze mirror and hung it on the mirror in a hurry. neck.

Anxious to see that everything was in order, he went out.

Jiruhuo did have some tricks. He stood at the door of Huoyun Cave, closed his eyes, and suddenly the picture of mountains flashed in his mind, and at the same time, he felt all the warm creatures on the mountain.

Using this method, he quickly found Tang Sanbu who was lying alone on the boulder, snoring loudly.

Looking at the snoring Tang Sanzan in front of him, he was so anxious that he was a little dazed, and said to himself, "This is really the distinguished guest that the king is looking for? Isn't this too wild?"

At this moment, Tang Sanbu turned over and lay down in a big character...

Before he could speak in a hurry, the red boy's slobbering voice came from the bronze mirror: "It's him, it's him! Look at his figure, look at his cute little face, he even snores like this in his sleep cute!"

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Hearing the words in a hurry, he smiled wryly, to be honest, the face of the person in front of him is indeed a bit cute, but this... this figure is a bit rough no matter how you look at it?

He said anxiously: "My lord, should I wake him up now?"

"No, let her sleep again." Hong Hai'er said softly.

He was so anxious that he suddenly felt as if his mouth was opened and stuffed with dog food. It was so uncomfortable, he murmured in his heart: "I didn't expect my king to like such wild things..."

At this moment, Tang San buried woke up, looked at the monster in front of him and said, "Who are you?"

He saluted respectfully and anxiously: "Little one is as anxious as fire, on the order of my great king, I am here to invite you to sit in the cave."

Tang Sanzan was puzzled: "Ask me? You don't want to eat me, do you?"

He shook his head anxiously and said, "How is it possible? My king admires you, so I want to invite you to sit down."

Tang Sanzan sat cross-legged on the stone, propped his chin with one hand, tilted his head and looked anxiously at the person in front of him, and said, "Admiration for me? Your king knows me?"

He was stunned in a hurry, he really didn't know this.

Fortunately, the red boy in the bronze mirror came over via voice transmission: "I know each other, I have met twice!"

So he said anxiously: "Fortunately, I have met both sides, I am shocked as a heavenly being, and I will never forget it..."

Upon hearing this, Hong Haier praised: "This is a good speech, of a high standard, come back and reward me!"

Tang Sanzan frowned and said, "I've seen both sides, amazed to be a heavenly man? Is your king a woman?"

Shaking his head anxiously, he said, "Of course not, it's a man."

When Tang Sanzan heard that it was a man, he immediately felt a little disgusted.

When Hong Haier saw it, he became anxious immediately, and muttered: "She is indeed a good girl. As soon as she heard that she was a man, she wanted to refuse her. She really kept herself clean. I am so anxious, I don't care. Anyway, you have to invite me back. .”

Ruhuo was also a little embarrassed, but he was really excited, and immediately took out a scroll, on which the red boy was painted.But it was obviously beautified, taller and older, no longer a child, but a handsome young man, a mighty general.

He said anxiously: "This is my king, look, what do you think?"

Tang Sanzan glanced at him, he was quite sure that he had never seen this person before, but since he admired him, it was not easy for him to hit him, so he said: "A very handsome young man, with extraordinary martial arts."

Hearing Tang Sanzan's praise, Hong Haier was overjoyed.

He was anxious but frowned. The more he got in touch, the more he felt that something was wrong. He thought he had misunderstood it before, but after hearing it now, he always felt that this woman's voice was as rough as his snoring.But he didn't dare to say that, Hong Haier was in a mood now, and if he said the wrong thing, he was afraid of being punished.

The point is, he thinks Hong Haier is so powerful, it is impossible not to know the other party's gender.

So, he must have heard it wrong, or the girl in front of him had this kind of voice, and the red boy likes this kind of voice.

I muttered again in my heart: "My king's taste is really tricky..."

Then he sent out another invitation: "My king really admires you, can you come over and sit down?"

After thinking for a while, Tang Sanbu asked, "Can you guys take a bath?"

Thinking about the journey along the way, Tang Sanzan hasn't taken a few baths here, and now he wants to bathe in a female fairy, but it's not enough to have only hair, and he has to wash it for nothing, so that it smells good.Otherwise, if the female goblin really came, the two of them would sit there, and the room would be filled with the smell of horse piss, which would definitely be an unpleasant sight.

Therefore, Tang Sanzan only asked this question.

When he heard that he could take a bath, Hong Haier's eyes lit up, and he laughed loudly: "Sure enough, my lord is still very handsome, and he took her down with just a portrait! She is implying that she wants to take a mandarin duck bath with me!" !"

This time, without waiting to speak in a hurry, Hong Haier shouted directly through the bronze mirror: "Yes, of course! Not only can I take a bath, but I can also take a mandarin duck bath!"

As soon as these words came out, I was so anxious that I really wanted to bump my head to death, and said in my heart: "Oh, my lord, you are too straightforward? How can you be so straightforward in picking up girls? Isn't it clear that you want to scare people away? What? If the invitation fails, don’t blame me!”

Thinking so anxiously in his heart, he was also quickly thinking about how to restore this dilapidated situation.

However, to Ji Ruhuo's surprise, the girl in front of her was not only not frightened when she heard that she could take a mandarin duck bath, but the light from her two eyeballs was even scarier than that of a red boy!

The three burials of the Tang Dynasty never happened. Lost in Sangyu, harvested in the east, the east is dark and the west is bright, and the female monster is missed, but there is still a male monster who treats me like this!

He happily asked: "Can you still take a mandarin duck bath?"

Hong Haier only thought that the other party was interested in him, and he had an idea about taking a mandarin duck bath with him, so he quickly responded: "Of course, there must be, there must be!"

Tang Sanzan stood up abruptly: "Go, let's go!"

Ji Ruhuo realized that he seemed unable to get in the conversation, so he simply turned around and led the way.

Seeing Tang Sanzan over there, the red boy was so elated, he hurriedly asked someone to tidy up the cave, and added hot spring water to the bathing pool behind the cave, and put brand new sheets and quilts on his big bed, waiting quietly beautiful woman!

Tang Sanzan is also in a hurry, it has been several years since he traveled here, he has been with pig monkeys all the time, he has long been suffocated.

So he took three steps and two steps at a time, striding forward as a shooting star, and he was so fast that he claimed to be in the back, he was so fast that he felt like he couldn't catch up.

But he was anxious but very happy: "I underestimated my king. I thought he was just looking at a wild vase, but I didn't expect that it was not a vase, but Fang Tian's halberd! Come together, husband and wife work together, and our Haoshan will definitely grow a bit stronger."

Soon, the two came to Kusongjian, outside Huoyun Cave.

The two of them came too hastily. The red boy over there had just used the transformation method and turned into the handsome boy in the portrait. He was asking the little monsters to touch up his makeup. Tang Sanzan had already arrived.

"My lord, your distinguished guest has arrived, but he is not interested in eating and drinking, he just wants to take a bath. Do you see?"

Fast as the wind reports.

Hong Haier laughed and said, "What a short-tempered beauty, okay, let her go first, I'll be there in a while!"

Kuai Rufeng immediately went down to make arrangements.

The purpose of Tang San's funeral was to take a bath, so he didn't bother to talk nonsense. He followed Kuai Rufeng to the bathing pool in the backyard. When he saw the big hot spring bath, Tang San's eyes lit up, regardless of how many people were present Well, take off your clothes directly!

Kuai Rufeng looked at it, and said in his heart: "Damn, no wonder my brother said this girl is wild, she is really wild, so open, she didn't treat us as outsiders at all!"