Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The talkative Tang Sanzan stood on the side, his brow was covered with cold sweat, he coughed dryly and said, "Uh... Since he is dead, it means that I am real, so there is no need to fight..."

When he spoke, it was obvious that he lacked confidence.

There is only one thought in his mind now, that is, quickly find a chance to run away!If he went to the West Paradise with such a group of terrifying disciples, he would probably be beaten to death and sent to the West Paradise before reaching the West Paradise.

At this moment, a voice came from the depths of the Grand Canyon: "Who said I'm dead?"

"What? They're not dead?!" The talkative Tang Sanzan almost didn't shout out, but his eyeballs almost popped out.

He could see too clearly how terrifying that horrific blow just now was. He didn't know what would happen to others under such a blow, but if he had suffered that blow, he would definitely die!What's more, the legendary Tang Sanzang is just an ordinary person... Can ordinary people withstand such a blow?This shit... the plot is not right!

Just when his mind was turning a thousand times, a figure jumped up from the canyon with a whoosh, it was the half-shirtless Tang Sanzan!

After landing on the ground, the seldom-talking Tang San rubbed his fists and said, "Wukong, did you use a lot of force just now..."

Sun Wukong said with trembling voice: "Master...Master, you agreed to let me fight."

Tang Sanzan waved his finger and pointed at the talkative Tang Sanzan and said: "It's not important anymore, you beat me, now it's his turn."

Tang Sanzan, who talked a lot, looked at Tang Sanzan, who had a sturdy face and was unharmed, then looked at Monkey King, who was gearing up, and the vitality in his body was surging like thunder, and finally looked at the bottomless Grand Canyon. One voice: "Slow down!"

Monkey King said: "What are you doing?"

The talkative Tang Sanbu said: "I don't think it's good for you to distinguish like this. Your stick is too weak. If we can't kill both of us, wouldn't it be impossible to distinguish?"

At this moment, Sun Wukong and others have already distinguished the real from the fake, just wanted to see what other fun things this guy can do, so they asked with arms crossed, "Oh? Then how do you tell the difference?"

The talkative Tang Sanbu said: "How about this, I will fight him one-on-one, the one who lives is the real one."

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Hearing this, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli and others laughed directly: "Are you sure?"

Tang Sanzan, who talked a lot, looked a little flustered at the strange, dead-like eyes of a few people, but at the moment, he didn't want to take Monkey King's terrifying blow no matter what.

"The Bodhisattva said that Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, just an ordinary person... He must have withstood that blow just now because of some kind of secret treasure on his body. His own strength is definitely not as good as mine..." He muttered in his heart, So he nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, I'm sure!"

Sun Wukong and others took a step back and said, "That's fine, let's go."

Tang Sanzan, who talked a lot, hadn't reacted yet. Tang Sanzan, who talked less, took a step forward, looking weak, and said, "We are all civilized people, how about we Wendou?"

Tang Sanzan, who talked too much, saw that the other party had been cowardly, and suddenly became more confident, and roared: "Master Wendou, let's fight by force, the kind that distinguishes between superiors and inferiors as well as life and death!"

The seldom-talking Tang Sanzan said with a cute face: "But I'm afraid..."

"Afraid? It's too late! Tremble, be afraid, little baldhead!"

While talking, the talkative Tang Sanzan followed the principle of striking first, so he didn't care too much, roared, and directly punched the other side's door!

Bang!

The talkative Tang Sanzan felt as if his fist had hit steel, tears were about to fall from the pain.

The seldom-talking Tang Sanzan looked at him with a weak and helpless expression: "I'm really afraid..."

"I'm afraid of a fart!" Tang Sanzan, who talked a lot, swung his fist at Tang Sanzan, who talked less, and it was like a torrential rain, only the sound of bang bang could be heard...

After dozens of punches, the talkative Tang Sanbu looked at his red and swollen fists, and said in tears: "Aren't you an ordinary person? This is too outrageous... You must have a magic weapon with you. You have the ability , we don’t need magic weapons, let’s use our skills one-on-one!”

The seldom-spoken Tang Sanzan said weakly: "Can't you listen to what I have to say? I'm not afraid, I'm afraid——I'll kill you!"

For the last three words, Tang Sanzan's expression gradually became ferocious, and at the same time he punched out!

"Appearance Fist!"

boom!

Tang Sanzan, who talked a lot, looked at the fist that was as big as the mountain, and a black thread exploded on his originally bald head...

Originally, Tang Sanzan just punched casually, but when he saw the hair growing on the head of this fake, his eyes turned red: "Is it mocking me for having no hair? Go to hell!"

At a critical moment, the fake Tang Sanzang threw a magic talisman into the void, and the magic talisman opened a door, and a Bodhisattva came out of it, and he said with a smile on his face: "Tang Sanzang, stop, this is all a mistake...I, Cao...Why? It's him?!"

The fake Tang Sanbu did not pay attention to what the Bodhisattva was saying, and shouted directly:

"Bodhisattva, help!"

The visitor was an old acquaintance, Bodhisattva Lingji.

Bodhisattva Lingji quickly glanced at the scary bald, monkey, pig, big, and horse-headed men, and then at the fake Tang monk, and immediately angrily said: "Nonsense, what are you shouting about, I don't know you well!"

"you……"

boom!

Sweeping through the force of the fist, the fake Tang Monk's body was shattered and turned into a green-haired lion, and then flew out screaming, with not a single hair left...

Boom!

Thousands of miles away, on a big mountain, there was a lion without a hair lying there, its breath was extremely weak, and it murmured: "What about ordinary people...is this an ordinary person? My master is no longer here, You take care of me? That's how you take care of me? They're all liars, big liars..."

After speaking, the hairless lion cried.

On the other side, Bodhisattva Lingji was about to cry too, because the bald head looked at him.

"It's you again?" Tang Sanzan asked.

Bodhisattva Lingji laughed dryly and said, "Yeah, what a coincidence... Well, my dog ​​is lost again. Have you seen my dog? You can tell from your expressions, you haven't seen it, right? I'll go find the dog Bye bye!"

After speaking, Lingji Bodhisattva turned around and was about to run, but was stopped by a bald head.

"Do you think I'm stupid? If you don't make it clear today, I'll blow you and that hairless big cat into scum!"

Tang Sanzan spoke word by word.

Bodhisattva Lingji smiled wryly, "This..."

Facing the serious Tang Sanbu, Bodhisattva Lingji knew that he couldn't escape, so he could only bite the bullet and explain.

It turned out that when Manjusri Bodhisattva came to the Wuji Kingdom to preach scriptures, he was arrested by the king of the Wuji Kingdom as a fake Bodhisattva, stripped naked and immersed in the river for three years.

Buddhism pays attention to cause and effect. The king of Wuji Kingdom immersed Manjushri for three years, and the retribution came.

One of the mounts of Manjusri Bodhisattva, the green-haired lion and lion cat monster incarnated as a Quanzhen Taoist came to the Wuji Kingdom, pushed the king of the Wuji Kingdom into the well, and soaked in the water for three years.

Tit for tat.

Only then did Tang Sanzan understand the cause and effect...