Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

"Why?" Sun Wukong asked.

Tang San said: "Look at him not happy!"

Sun Wukong: "@#$^..."

Zhu Gangli said dumbfoundedly: "Master, we are all dignified figures. We are well-known as teachers. This is the minimum. It's a bit unjustifiable to beat them when we go up."

Tang Sanzun looked at him sideways, and said with a sneer, "You're a lump of pork, what kind of person are you?"

Zhu Gangli was dumbfounded, and at the same time felt a little uncomfortable, always feeling that he was insulted.

Tang Sanzan continued: "What is the purpose of your cultivation?"

Monkey King said: "Longevity, invincible in the world, not to be bullied."

Zhu Gangli said: "To be respected, to eat and drink." After speaking, Zhu Gangli added: "Not to be eaten."

Bai Longma: "You can burn whatever you want, no one cares about me."

Sha Wujing said: "Uh... Serve Master."

Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglu, and Bailongma gave Sha Wujing a big roll of their eyes at the same time, as if to say: "Fuck, sycophant!"

After Tang Sanzan listened to the words of his apprentices, he curled his lips and said, "I don't have so many ideas anymore. I just want to do whatever I want, and let him be happy! What do outsiders say, mind me? I Just be happy when you punch him...

If someone pushes me and makes me unhappy, then beat them together. I believe that the one who beats is happy, and the one who is beaten will feel uncomfortable no matter how stubborn his mouth is.

So it doesn't need to be so troublesome to kill a demon.

Feel free to beat it tomorrow, throw it out if you beat it to death, if anyone refuses to accept it, beat it together! "

Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, Bailongma, Sha Wujing and others were speechless for a while. If such arrogant words, this bald man probably dared to say so.

But if you think about it carefully, who wouldn't want to live such a free and unrestrained life for a man to live forever?

Sun Wukong muttered: "No wonder Master is so strong. Not only has Master's strength escaped from the Three Realms, but also his heart has long since escaped. We are still restraining ourselves for fame and fortune, but he has long since ignored these insignificant things. Master is right, as long as we know what we are doing is right, no matter what his reputation is!"

Zhu Gangli and the others had a deep understanding, and they suddenly felt that the bald man in front of them was actually quite deep.

Chapter 13 Just Hit Him for Subscription

At this moment, Tang Sanzang rubbed his chin and muttered: "Anyway, I'm calling Tang Sanzang's name, so don't scold me..."

Everyone: "￥..."

In the early morning of the next day, the group packed their luggage and set off on the road, heading straight to the Wujicheng Imperial Palace, forty miles away.

I heard that an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty passed by and wanted to exchange for a certificate of customs clearance, and the fake Wuji King immediately announced it.

Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice entered the court gate together and came to His Royal Highness Jinluan.I also saw the two classes of civil and military officials, and the four hundred officials of the court, each of whom was dignified and dignified, with a dignified appearance.

Tang Sanzun didn't speak, stood in front of the white jade steps, standing still, the civil and military officials on both sides frowned and said in a low voice: "This monk is so rude, why doesn't he kneel down and say hello when he sees my king? Not singing a single one, it's really rude!"

At this time, the fake king said, "Where is the monk?"

Tang Sanzhu said: "The poor monk is the younger brother of the emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land of Nanbuzhou. He is known as handsome, boundless, profound in Buddhism, admired by thousands of people, and the idol of [-] million girls! Now he is ordered by the king of Tang to go to Tianzhu in the Western Regions. The Leiyin Temple of the National University of China seeks to obtain the scriptures, and now I am here, and I am here to exchange the clearance documents."

Tang Sanbu said this sentence in one breath, without taking a breath the whole time, a group of ministers who listened stared straight at him, and shouted: "This monk has a good lung capacity, he is full of nonsense!"

Sun Wukong said via voice transmission: "Master, this fake king has some tricks, and my old grandson's golden eyes can't see through it."

Tang Sanzan doesn't know how to transmit sound, so he doesn't reply.

The fake king above saw that Tang Sanzan was running the train with his mouth full of words, all kinds of self-boasting, and he was not polite after talking for a long time, let alone kneeling down, and suddenly became a little annoyed: "So what if you come from the east? My country of Wuji does not go to court Your country pays tribute, and it doesn’t communicate with you, how come you see that I can’t pay homage? Are you really deceiving no one in our country?”

Tang Sanzun shook his head and said, "Of course not."

"Then why not be polite?" the false king scolded.

Tang Sanbu said: "Because I want to beat you!"

As soon as this remark came out, the officials were in an uproar.

"Too arrogant, too arrogant!"

"So what about Datang? It's thousands of miles away, can we still call here?"

"Even if the majesty of the Celestial Dynasty comes to my Wuji country, what does it matter to me? He is a monk who wants to beat the king of our country. He is not a son of man, he is not a son of man!"

……

"Bold!" The fake king was also angry, and jumped up: "Come and take down this arrogant wild monk for me!"

Tang Sanzan took a step back and said, "Wujing Wufan, close the door and let Wukong go!"

Sun Wukong was speechless for a while, but he still took a step forward and said: "You don't know where the monster came from, but you have some tricks. The fake king who has changed looks decent, and my grandson can't recognize it. But it doesn't matter, wait until my old man When Sun beat you to death, you will naturally be exposed."

The face of the fake king suddenly changed, and he roared: "Guard!"

I saw the military officers around the main hall roaring and rushing over, Sun Wukong laughed three times, and pointed with his finger: "Sure!"

The military officers immediately froze in place, unable to move.

The fake king also reacted extremely quickly. Seeing the military officers were pinned down, he jumped into the air without saying a word, and ran away like a jerk!

His reaction like this really fell beyond the expectations of Tang San Zanzhu Gangli and others. He thought that no matter how bad this monster is, it should resist twice before running away, right?In the end, this guy didn't say a word, he didn't even try to try, and just ran away.

Fortunately, Tang San's burial had already been arranged, and Sha Wujing yelled: "Monster, where are you going?!"

While speaking, Sha Wujing was already blocking the sky with his magic staff. Seeing that there was no way to go to the sky, the monster turned around and ran down, but Zhu Gangman, who came back to his senses, was already waiting with his nine-toothed rake.

There is no way to go to heaven, no way to go down to earth, the monster couldn't help looking at the hall again, just in time to see Tang Sanzan with a cute and harmless face, and then his eyes lit up, and he yelled out of his heart: "Okay!" Alright, if you want to fight, I will accompany you!"

While speaking, the monster waved his hand, and a puff of smoke enveloped the hall, followed him and plunged into it.

Both Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing thought that this monster was going to attack Tang Sanbu, so they subconsciously shouted: "Don't hurt our master! He's just an ordinary person with no power to restrain a chicken!"

While speaking, the smoke dissipated, and Tang Sanzan was still standing there in the main hall, with a cute, harmless expression on his face.

It's just that there is not only one Tang Sanbu standing on the main hall, but two!

"My Cao, that monster has turned into the appearance of Master!" Zhu Gangli said dumbfounded: "This...what's wrong with this one?"

Sha Wujing lowered his head from the clouds and asked, "Brother, you have sharp eyes, let's see which one is Master."

Sun Wukong smiled wryly and said: "This monster has some tricks, even my sharp eyes can't see through his transformation technique."

Zhu Ganglian also came over and asked, "Master, which one is you?"