Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

The old monk was dumbfounded, and shouted: "The monastery we live in since childhood, the master passed it on to the master, the master passed it on to my generation, and my generation will pass it on to our children and grandchildren... we must not move it!"

Monkey King didn't talk nonsense, stomped his feet, and chopped the large bluestone floor with a radius of ten meters to pieces: "Can you move it?"

The old monk was so frightened that his bones became numb, he sat down on the ground, and shouted: "My lord, don't do it, move it, move it!"

Three minutes later, the door opened, and Monkey King came out and said to Tang Sanbu: "Master, it's done."

Tang Sanzan asked: "Can I live?"

"I can live, I can live! Elder, as long as you take good care of your apprentice and don't let him touch the stick, you can live wherever you want! There are two to three hundred houses, you can choose whatever you want." The old monk shouted.

Tang Sanzan smiled: "Can we chat?"

The old monk blushed and said: "The master is an imperial envoy from the upper kingdom, and the young monk failed to welcome him. Now that we are in the barren mountain, how can we meet the master by chance because we don't know the dignity with common eyes. Ask the master, are you vegetarian or meat on the way? Let's go cook."

Tang Sanzan was taken aback: "Do you still have meat here?"

Along the way, Tang Sanzan also passed by many monasteries, but it was the first time he asked anyone who eats meat or vegetables.

The old monk smiled wryly and said: "Elder, you don't know, our monastery belongs to the government. I'm actually not a monk, to be precise, I'm a monk official, and I'm in charge of managing this place. We receive dignitaries from the royal city here, how can they I'm used to eating vegetarian food, so the monastery also prepares meat."

When Tang Sanzan heard it, his eyes lit up and said: "Then you must eat meat!"

The old monk was stunned: "Elder, are the rules of Dongtu Great Tang different from ours here?"

Based on the principle of fooling you if you don't understand, Tang Sanzan nodded and said: "Of course it's big, Buddhism is inclusive of all rivers and rivers. Everyone talks about rebooting sex, isn't there also a Buddha of Joy?"

The old monk was obviously a layman in Buddhism, he didn't understand what Huanxi Buddha represented, so he said with a dry smile: "I see, what do these grandpas eat?"

Before Sun Wukong and the others could speak, Tang Sanzun said, "They are vegetarians."

Sun Wukong and others rolled their eyes collectively. Just as they were about to protest, the old monk asked first: "Ah? Are these grandpas vegetarian?"

Tang Sanbu said: "Yes, look at them, they are either monkeys or pigs, they are all vegetarian animals, of course they are vegetarians."

Zhu Gangli and the others felt helpless when they saw their master cheating their disciples so much, so they could only yell: "If you are a vegetarian, you should be a vegetarian. Remember, one stone of rice per person, if there is less, there is not enough to eat."

The old monk responded quickly, and immediately took people to wash the pots and stoves, arranged tea and meals in each room, held high lights, adjusted the tables and chairs, and entertained Tang Sanjian and others.

Looking at the food in front of him, Tang Sanzan sighed: "The food is all there, if only there is some wine. Abbot, do you have any wine here?"

Chapter 11 It's better for you to be thinner [First update] Subscribe

"Yes..." Just as the old monk was about to say it, Sun Wukong and others shouted in unison: "No!"

The old monk was taken aback, and subconsciously replied: "No..."

Tang Sanzan frowned and said: "You will have some for a while, do you have any?"

The old monk looked at the winking Monkey King over there, the ferocious and menacing Zhu Gangyan rubbing his fists, and Sha Wujing silently touching the magic staff. The incomparable, fierce-eyed Malaysian face...

He was stunned for a moment, looked at the people with sweat profusely, and said, "Uh...here, the elders...should there be or not?"

Sun Wukong shouted: "This temple belongs to you, don't you know if there are any?"

At the same time, their expressions became more fierce, as if they were going to eat the old monk.

The old monk immediately understood and said, "Uh...no."

Tang Sanzan's attention was mainly on the food, and he didn't pay much attention to it. Anyway, along the way, he asked everyone he met, and those people never let him down, none of them...

As expected of a monk official, the old monk didn't understand the principles of Zen, but he still understood how to behave in the world. He knew that it was not appropriate to talk about this topic for too long, so he quickly changed the topic and shouted: "Yixin, is there someone next door for the masters?"

Yixin said: "Master, yes, five hundred monks have been arranged."

The old monk said again: "Then you arrange two more people to feed Master Tang's horses, and a few go to the front to clean up the three meditation halls and spread the bed curtains. Please, Master Tang, rest in peace."

Obedient to orders wholeheartedly, after everyone was tidy and ready, they came to ask Tang San to go to bed.

Tang Sanzun's mouth was full of greasy food, and now there is a young monk helping to lead the horse to carry the load, Zhu Gangli and others are also extremely proud.

On the way, Tang Sanzhu said: "Disciples, today's food is quite delicious, right?"

Zhu Gangli and others gave Tang Sanbu a supercilious stare, they were eating meat over there, and they were eating cabbage and steamed buns beside them, it was so delicious!

Seeing them like this, Tang Sanzang said earnestly: "Disciples, being a teacher is also for your own good. Look at how fat Wuhan and Wujing have become? Being a teacher is also worried about your body, so Eat less meat, walk more...like being a teacher..."

Speaking of this, Tang Sanzan saw the disciples collectively rolling their eyes, as if to say, you just rode a horse all the way, how many steps did you walk?Eat less meat, you only eat meat!

Tang Sanzan clicked his lips, and felt that there was no way to say this.

Sun Wukong pointed to himself and said, "Master, my grandson is not fat, why can't he eat a few bites of meat?"

Tang San said: "You'd better be thinner."

"Why?" Sun Wukong was puzzled.

Tang Sanzan said very seriously: "Who do you think will reward a fat monkey like a pig? The teacher even pointed at you to be thinner and make money by playing monkeys!"

Sun Wukong: "@￥#..."

Several people were talking, and came to the entrance of the meditation hall, and saw that there were bright lights inside, and four rattan beds were spread between the ends.

When Sun Wukong saw it, he immediately called the monk who made the fodder, brought the fodder, put it on the side of the meditation hall, and added a big bed along the way.

The white dragon horse ran over directly, and under the stunned eyes of all the monks, he went up in all directions, and there was a snoring sound outside his head, and this guy fell asleep!

Seeing this, Monkey King and others laughed.

The old monk stepped forward and hesitated to speak...

Sun Wukong understood what he meant, and said with a smile: "Okay, you guys are serving well, so you don't need to go out to live, just go back to your home."

When the old monk heard it, he was very grateful, and quickly said: "Thank you, elder, thank you, but you don't have to go back. The poor monk left five hundred monks for the gentlemen. If you need anything, just speak."

Tang Sanzan looked at the five hundred bald heads blocking the door, the moonlight fell, it looked like five hundred light bulbs...

Let me just ask, with five hundred light bulbs shining on it, who else can sleep except that heartless Bai Longma?

Tang Sanzan waved his hand and said: "Forget it, let's go."

Tang Sanzan opened his mouth, and everyone dared to disperse.

After everyone had left, Tang Sanzan rubbed his chubby belly, but couldn't fall asleep, so he simply went out for a walk.

As he was walking, he suddenly heard someone talking in the small woods in the distance.

Tang Sanzan leaned over curiously, and listened with his ears sideways...