Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Otherwise, if the fake Tang Monk got into trouble, he should be arrested...

On the other side, when the king of Baoxiang Kingdom heard that Tang Seng had been arrested, he immediately jumped up from his throne and cursed: "Caught that damn bald man? Ministers, follow me to scold you!"

While speaking, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom greeted his officials and ran out.

Soon, Tang Seng saw a group of princes and ministers rushing over from a distance, he straightened his clothes quickly, and said in his heart: "The king of Baoxiang Kingdom is really enthusiastic..."

At this time, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom had already rushed in front of him, and then opened his mouth wide, allowing Tang Seng to feel the enthusiasm from Baoxiang Kingdom!

"You stinky bastard monk, do you still have the face to come back?"

"Is there no one in your Tang Dynasty? Just let such a bastard like you come to learn from it?"

"Smelly monk!"

"Damn bald donkey!"

"Big grandson!"

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Hearing the overwhelming sound of abuse, Tang Seng was dumbfounded. He looked at all this in a daze, and murmured: "This... this... is this how Baoxiang Kingdom welcomes me? The culture of Middle Earth and the culture of Baoxiang Kingdom Is the gap so big? No matter how you look at it, it doesn’t look like you are welcoming a poor monk..."

A Jialan couldn't stand it anymore, and said via voice transmission: "Don't guess, they are just scolding you! It seems that you have given the blame to the fake monk in front again."

Hearing this, Tang Seng's tears almost fell out, what's the matter!

But Tang Seng is an eminent monk after all. Although he is a little weaker, his three views are still upright.He said in his heart that if he did not learn from the scriptures, there would be no fake Tang monk pretending to be him and go west, and there would be no such karma.So, I simply accepted it, sat there, put my hands together, and let everyone scold me.

On the other hand, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom is also a headache for Tang Seng, so fight?Afraid of provoking the other party to give him a punch from the imperial city...

Don't fight, he can't swallow the anger of demolishing the imperial city, so he decided to scold him as soon as he met, while scolding while watching his words, as long as there is something wrong, he will immediately shut up and let him go.

However, this Tang Monk sat on the ground and didn't even talk back. No matter how much they scolded, the King of Baoxiang Kingdom and his officials burst into joy, rolled up their sleeves and started scolding without hesitation!

Three hours later, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom and his officials were also tired of cursing, and sat on the ground dry-mouthed, looking at the unchanging Tang Monk in front of them, everyone admired for a while.

In the end, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom stepped forward and asked a few words, only to realize that he had scolded the wrong person after asking!

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom and the ministers suddenly looked embarrassed.

In order to cover up their embarrassment, and to express their apology for scolding the wrong person, they confirmed that Tang Seng was an ordinary monk, and threw Tang Seng out from the west gate, along with saying, "No!"

Tang Seng looked at Baoxiang Kingdom behind him, and then looked at the endless mountain road ahead, wanting to cry without tears, thinking: "What's the matter?!"

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At the same time, the Heavenly Court.

"Your Majesty, you have to decide for me! The Western Buddhist master lied and tricked us, and he went through the motions and agreed with ordinary monks, but in the end..." Kui Mulang knelt on the ground and wailed loudly.

Not long ago, Tang Sanzan punched him into scum...

Fortunately, his true spirit is on the list of gods, and his fate is in the ancient star of Kuimu Lang, so even if his soul is gone, he can still be reborn in the ancient star.

And the first thing he did when he was reborn was to sue the Jade Emperor!

The Jade Emperor looked at Kui Mulang, who was crying with snot and tears, and before he could finish speaking, he spoke first, "Kui Mulang, I already know about you. When the monkeys made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you were knocked down from the mortal world." , Hiding below and not daring to come back, but just in time to participate in the 81 disaster. You don’t think about how to complete the task and return to the heaven, but you burn, kill, rape and kidnap the party below, are you guilty?”

Kui Mulang kowtowed: "I am guilty, but I was really deceived by the Buddha Lord. I agreed..."

"Okay, don't talk about other things again. Now Laojun's boy is going down to stop Tang Monk from going west, and there is a shortage of a boy who can make alchemy, so you can go to Tushita Palace to light the fire."

Seeing that the Jade Emperor had given the order, Kui Mulang could only nod in agreement.

He is not stupid, the Jade Emperor does not let him go on, there must be something tricky in it.Since the Jade Emperor didn't want him to talk about it, if he insisted on talking about it, I didn't go to alchemy, but was alchemy.

Kui Mulang left, and the Jade Emperor waved his hand and retreated!

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At the same time, Tu rate palace.

Taishang Laojun angrily pointed at the two boys in front of him and said: "Let you play a show in the lower realm, you took most of my property and went down. Now, it's fine to come back with empty paws, you should take my belt back anyway." ah?"

When he got angry, Lao Jun wanted to hit someone, but when he raised his hand, his pants almost didn't fall off.

The Golden Horn boy said bitterly: "My lord, didn't you say that you can protect us well with those treasures? The whole process is just a show, but... this is not right. The monkey is fine, the key is That bald man is simply not human!"

Chapter 9 Going to the west is better than going to heaven 【Fourth update】Please subscribe

The Yinjiao boy also cried: "My lord, that monk is so perverted, your purple-gold-red gourd was blown away by his punch, and your seven-star sword used for refining demons was also hit by him. It was smashed to pieces, and even your plantain fan that was used to fan the fire and make alchemy was exploded on the spot by his punch, who is so fierce? If mortals are so powerful, how can we cultivate?"

Taishang Laojun heard the words, frowned slightly and said: "You don't care about the monk's affairs, and don't talk nonsense, you understand?"

The two nodded in succession.

Taishang Laojun looked at his clothes, sighed and said: "Forget it, you two will go down in a while, go find your uncle, Hu Ah Qi, and quickly get back my dangling gold rope. There is no belt available here either." , it's too uncomfortable..."

After finishing speaking, Taishang Laojun walked away with his trousers in hand.

When he got outside, he happened to meet the Jade Emperor who came to look for him. The two got together and muttered a few words, and finally the Jade Emperor said: "Old Lord, can't you reveal some news?"

Taishang Laojun shook his head and said: "It's not that I don't disclose it, but I promised Tathagata to help him keep the secret. In short, don't inquire about it. I wouldn't talk about this matter without Tathagata's pleading. Karma is too much. Big, whoever is contaminated will be in trouble..."

The Jade Emperor was very smart. Hearing this, he asked in a low voice: "But isn't that Tang Priest Tang Priest?"

Taishang Laojun smiled: "It doesn't matter whether Tang Priest is Tang Priest or not, the important thing is that it is better for him to go to the west than to go to heaven..."

The Jade Emperor understood it, and said respectfully, "Thank you, Laojun, for your guidance."

After speaking, the Jade Emperor left.

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"Giggle!"

There was a burst of rooster screaming at the sunset, and finally it was dark...

Tang Sanzan stood on a small hill and looked ahead, only to see that the shadow of a high mountain covered half of the sky that day. Judging from the height, it was definitely a rare mountain.

Tang Sanzan sighed: "Wukong, there is a high mountain in front of me, I am afraid there is a monster...Wukong, where are you going?"

Sun Wukong directly picked up the golden cudgel and said: "Master, wait a moment, I will help you kill all the monsters, and then find the cook to prepare it for you and send it to you!"

When Zhu Gang saw it, he quickly got up and said, "Brother, I'll go with you!"

Then Monkey King and Zhu Gangmana took off into the sky and flew towards the high mountain in front of them