Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Bailong spat out a mouthful of old blood, and shouted: "He is so strong, why does he still need us to protect? Are we protecting him, or is he protecting us?"

Sun Wukong spread his hands and said, "I don't know, master, what should I do? Can this dragon still eat?"

Tang Sanzan looked Bailong up and down, and asked, "I'll give you 3 minutes to introduce yourself, and then show off your talents. If you pass the test, you will go to the West Paradise with the poor monk. If you are unqualified, the poor monk will send you to the West Paradise."

Chapter 8 Bailong Brand Cold Vegetables

Bai Long was dumbfounded

But he immediately realized that the bald man was not joking!

So he quickly introduced himself.

"I am the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and my father is Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea. We have everything in our family. We have older brothers and younger brothers. The family is very happy. The only thing I don't like is that the house is really too dark. , but it was still too dark. So I lit a fire in the room, lit it, and lit the house."

Both Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzan were speechless for a while, isn't this guy too stupid?

Bailong seemed unconscious, and continued: "But my family is rich. If we have a house, burn it down and build another one. But here comes the problem, the new house is also black! So I continued to light the house."

Sun Wukong and Tang Sanbu: ""

"It's just today, forget it, I don't know what to say, you can see for yourself."

Then Bailong's eyes lit up, like a projector, projecting an image.

I saw in a bustling palace, a kid squatting there playing with fire, the flame in his hand, catch something

Looking at this scene, Monkey King understood why he was able to set the house on fire.

If it doesn't light up, it's hell!

At this moment, the Dragon King of the West Sea ran over excitedly and threw a night pearl as big as a human head to the little baby.

Then he shouted excitedly: "Baby, aren't you afraid of the dark? The Jade Emperor rewarded our family with a super big, super bright night pearl. You have to keep it carefully and don't damage it, or you will lose your head."

puff!

A beam of light illuminates the entire room brightly!

The Dragon King of the West Sea looked over, and saw that Ye Mingzhu had already been set on fire by that brat!

The bear child was very happy and said to him seriously: "Father, you are right. This night the pearl is lit, it is bright!"

Then there was a scream of a bear child in the Dragon Palace.

After a while, the Dragon King's wife shouted: "Old Dragon, what are you doing?! Why are you beating the child like this!"

After the Dragon King explained the matter clearly, the Dragon King's wife rolled up her sleeves: "Get out of the way, I'll come!"

Originally, Bailong had already entered the Dragon Slaying Platform, but Guanyin Bodhisattva came forward and interceded, so he was brought here and thrown into Yingshoujian, waiting to escort the Western Paradise learners to atone for their sins.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong understood it, this white dragon is not yet an adult, he is an out-and-out brat and brain-damaged!

So he looked at Tang Sanzan: "Master, what should we do?"

Tang Sanzan pointed to the cauldron and said: "Just this IQ, it's useless to carry it around, it's still a trouble, let's stew it."

"Don't! Don't eat me, I'm useful, very useful!" Bai Long yelled.

Tang Sanzan signaled Sun Wukong to stop, and then asked, "What's your use?"

The white dragon shouted: "The meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva is that I will carry you to the west. Think about it, how majestic you are riding a dragon!"

Sun Wukong nodded subconsciously.

However, Tang Sanzan heheed, and said disdainfully: "It's shameful to ride you! You are nothing more than a cold dish with us! Wukong, set the fire!"

When Bailong heard this, he was so frightened that his ghosts jumped out. This guy also fought hard, exuding the strength of his whole body, and saw that the half of his body was growing rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it returned to its original state in the blink of an eye!

The bald man who didn't care about it a moment ago, his eyes lit up at this moment!

"Run!" Bailong jumped into the air, wanting to run.

As a result, Monkey King came over, knocked him down with a stick, and then raised the golden cudgel to kill him!

Bai Long looked desperate, closed his eyes and waited for death.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan said: "Wait a minute!"

Sun Wukong's attack stopped instantly, Bailong looked at Tang Sanzan with the last hope, and said pitifully: "Master, I'm really useful."

To the surprise of the two of them, Tang Sanzan, who was disgusted a moment ago, now had a smile on his face: "I also think you are useful, you have good resilience."

When Bailong heard what Tang Sanbu said, he quickly said proudly: "I am born with supernatural powers, and I am reborn after a broken body. In one day, no matter how severe the injury is, as long as the original source is not injured, it will heal quickly, recover as before, and return to the original state. peak."

Tang Sanbu heard that the light in his eyes was like the moon, and finally he laughed and patted Bailong's head and said: "Okay, you can follow me to the West Paradise from now on."

When Bailong heard this, he was overjoyed immediately, quickly got up, turned into a human form, and bowed down: "Disciple pays homage to Master."

Tang Sanzan, whose eyes were shining a moment ago, suddenly frowned, looked at Bailong with disgust and said, "You can still become a human?"

"Yes." Bai Long replied innocently.

There were black lines all over Tang Sanzan's forehead, muttering: "What's wrong with this? I can't get my mouth out in human form."

Hearing this, there are black lines all over the foreheads of Bailong and Monkey King, dammit, this guy of feelings treats Bailong as a leek, and eats half of it if he has nothing to do!

Bailong secretly rejoiced that he transformed into a human form in a daze and escaped a catastrophe, otherwise he would not be able to live this day.

Just as he was muttering, he heard a bang, looked up, and saw the bald man pull out half of the dragon's body from a pile of ruins, and then shouted while wiping his saliva: "Wukong, make a fire, make rice! Never mind, Satisfy your hunger first!"

Bailong: "&"

The fire was burning very vigorously, half of the dragon's body burned golden light on the fire, the oil splashed randomly, and the fragrance wafted for miles.

It was also the first time for Monkey King to eat dragon meat, and he repeatedly praised the taste.

The bald man next to him was feasting and kicked Bailong: "Hey, let's have some together? The craftsmanship of the teacher is not bad."

Bai Long looked up at the sky, without saying a word, his eyes were full of aggrieved tears.

Seeing this, the bald man said disapprovingly: "You can be content, in my hometown, you can't even get on the table, at most you can have a cold dish."

Bailong's face was covered with tears of humiliation, and he said in his heart: "This bald man is too bullying the dragon!"

Monkey King asked curiously: "Master, your dragon meat is a cold dish, so what is the main dish?"

Tang Sanzan pursed his lips while thinking about it. After a long time, he said with tears in his voice, "I can't fucking remember it! I only remember the delicious food, and I forgot everything else."