Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

"What is Heaven doing? Forging a mobile phone? Let everyone who can go to heaven get it?"

The Bull Demon King looked at the sky solemnly, as if he could see the heaven.

"Well, I have heard about it. I heard that this mobile phone was researched by a disciple of a powerful person."

Princess Iron Fan's face was like a peach blossom, and her figure was plump, she said slowly.

"Why doesn't my husband know?"

When the Bull Demon King heard this, his face was full of doubts.

"Hehe, you bastard, you know you're fooling around with that vixen all day long, how can you pay attention to such news?"

Princess Iron Fan sneered suddenly: "Hurry up and get the phone for my mother!"

"Yes, yes, madam, don't worry, I'll go right away for my husband!"

The Bull Demon King turned pale, and trotted away.

They never thought about whether this was a conspiracy by the Heavenly Court, because the Heavenly Court did not dare!

Even if Heavenly Court is the Lord of the Three Realms now, it would not dare to do this, risking the world to do nothing, unless Heavenly Court wants all forces to unite against them.

......

Lion Mountain.

Swamps are everywhere here, and white skeletons are everywhere, faintly exuding a very strong smell of blood and decay.

But in this harsh environment, there is a cave where a large number of monsters gather.

"Brother, what does Tianting mean?"

A monster with an elephant's head sits in the cave, surrounded by many little monsters.

"Well, I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out!"

Qingshi stroked his golden hair and shook his head slightly, feeling a little confused.

Nuo Da Tianting, making such a big noise is to tell the Three Realms that your Tianting has researched a thing called a mobile phone?

This is so...

It's puzzling!

"cracking!"

At this moment, the cry of a giant bird sounded.

All the monsters looked, and saw, just outside the cave, a huge figure that covered the sky and the sun slowly approached, as if it came from the ancient prehistoric times, with a powerful aura that suffocated all the little monsters present.

"Third brother!"

When the green lion and the white elephant saw this figure, they immediately greeted him with a smile.

(To be continued)

Chapter 68

The huge figure fell to the ground and turned into a monster with a bird head and a human body. This monster was dressed in luxurious clothes and had an extraordinary history at first glance.

This demon is none other than the Golden Winged Roc!

He is also the uncle of the Tathagata Buddha!

"Tianting released the mobile phone, I'll go with you!"

The golden-winged roc said slowly as soon as it landed.

"What? Isn't this a conspiracy by Heavenly Court?"

Hearing this, Qingshi and Baixiang froze for a moment, a little surprised.

They thought that Heaven would be so kind?Giving benefits to sentient beings in vain?

This is obviously impossible!

"Big Brother, Second Brother, you don't know that this mobile phone has been spread in the Three Realms, and even those bald donkeys in Buddhism have one. I even vaguely heard those bald donkeys say that with this mobile phone, even if you don't go out, you can You can know the affairs of the world, absolutely good baby!"

The Golden Winged Roc heard this and despised it in his heart. However, these two elder brothers also have extraordinary backgrounds, and after staying here for a long time, they no longer pay much attention to the affairs of the Three Realms, so it's normal not to know.

"I see!"

When the two heard the words, they suddenly realized.

Immediately, the three of them flew into the sky in a hurry and disappeared in an instant.

In the world, all the demons, monks, and powerful men hidden in the caves are all moved by the news. They are very curious, and it is definitely not that simple to make the heavens so grand.

......

Heavenly Court, outside the South Heaven Gate.

In a short period of time, a large number of demons and ghosts have gathered here. Although everyone is careful, they believe that since the heavens let all the people who can go to heaven, they will never do anything to them.

"Haha, I haven't been to Heaven for a long time, I really miss it!"

Wearing a cloak, the Bull Demon King laughed and walked in front of a heavenly soldier, and in front of this heavenly soldier, there was a small table.

"There are millions of little demons in my Banjiao Cave. I wonder how many mobile phones this heavenly soldier can give me?"

The Bull Demon King was careless, even in this majestic heaven, he didn't panic at all.

"My demon king, mobile phone production is being stepped up and there is a shortage. I can only give you 50 mobile phones!"

Tian Bing said lightly, his tone full of indifference.

Even if his cultivation is not as good as that of the other party, he still only respects him slightly.

"Thank you!"

The Bull Demon King took his mobile phone and turned to leave, muttering, "I'll send some to my kid later."

As soon as he left, Golden Winged Roc and others had already entered the Heavenly Court.

It was extremely lively outside the Nantian Gate, but even so, there were still a large number of monsters who did not go to heaven.

Some monsters are because of insufficient cultivation, or some monsters are worried about the conspiracy of the heavens, and some are more nerdy!

......

A ray of golden light descended from Baihu Ridge, transforming into a young general who looked like a heavenly court.

"Well, this is Baihu Ridge, that's right!"

The young general looked around, frowning slightly, and not far from him, a pile of white bones lay on the ground, trembling slightly.

Immediately, the young general casually dropped a mobile phone, which turned into a golden light and disappeared.

After a while, a young woman slowly appeared, staring at her beautiful eyes, stretched out her white arm like a lotus root, and picked up the phone.

......

Xiliang Daughter Country.

This is a country made up of women. However, this country is somewhat different from the country of mortals. They say they are mortals, but the country of daughters belongs to a secret realm. The women here are monks with cultivation bases!

And Her Majesty is a powerful monk!

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Chapter 69 Showing Muscles

Today, the daughter's country is still bustling and bustling as usual.

But at this moment, a ray of golden light fell on the sky of Daughter Kingdom, but only a few people noticed it.

"I don't know why this heavenly soldier came to my daughter's country?"

With lotus steps, charming and charming, the queen in a golden dragon robe appeared, looking at the heavenly soldier in front of her with a calm expression.

"By the order of the Great Heavenly Venerable, to educate all living beings!"

Tianbing was not at all surprised when he saw the queen walking through the air, but said indifferently.

"Speaking!"

The queen paused for a moment, remembering what the Jade Emperor had said to the Three Realms before, she bowed slightly to show her respect.

"There are 1000 and 100 adults in Daughter Country! There are 800 elderly people, and [-] and [-] children."

When Tianbing said this, he paused slightly.

However, when the queen heard this, her beautiful eyes shrank slightly, because what the other party said was actually absolutely right!

At this moment, she deeply felt the horror of Heavenly Court!

It should be noted that although their daughter's country is a monk's country, it is nothing in the world of earth and immortals. Even so, Heavenly Court still knows clearly, and there is no mistake at all. One can imagine how terrifying Heavenly Court must be?

"Today, the Great Heavenly Lord bestowed 40 mobile phones. You must always pay attention to the major events in the Three Realms, understand the etiquette of enlightenment, and never close the door to yourself!"

After Tianbing said, a golden light shot out, turned around and disappeared into golden light.

The queen stood in the sky, looked at the storage ring in her hand, froze for a moment, shook her head and smiled wryly.

In the world, a large number of heavenly soldiers brought mobile phones to the caves and kingdoms hidden in the world. For a while, these monsters and human races hidden in the world were all shocked.

Because they discovered a terrifying fact, their cave was actually clearly touched by the heavenly court, even how many people and monsters there were in their cave, they were all clearly counted!

For a moment, the Three Realms shook!

Inadvertently, Tianting showed off his muscles!

......

"Tsk tsk, as expected of Heavenly Court, it's so fucking awesome!"

In Datang Bookstore, Qin Hao looked at more and more activated mobile phone serial numbers, and was amazed. Then, he also discovered this matter, because this kind of matter cannot be concealed at all.

As expected of the Lord of the Three Realms!

Worthy of being the Jade Emperor!

It really wasn't blown out, and without making a sound, I could clearly understand all the things in the Three Realms. If it wasn't for this incident, I'm afraid those demons would not know what they call hiding, but they have been living in the heaven all the time. It's under my nose!

"Perhaps, the Jade Emperor is also in a hurry when Buddhism goes eastward!"

The corner of Qin Hao's mouth rose slightly. He knew that the contest between Buddhism and Taoism had officially begun. From this time of competition, the Taoist school was obviously winning. Next, it depends on how Buddhism will accept the trick!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task, the reward: the Celestial Immortal cultivation base card, which can be stored automatically!"

At this moment, the sound of the system sounded.

Hearing this voice, Qin Hao's eyes lit up, and he said quickly: "Use the Celestial Immortal cultivation base card!"

"Ding, use the Celestial Immortal Cultivation Card!"

The next moment, Qin Hao felt that his strength was rising like a rocket, and the vast momentum was involuntarily released.

"boom!"

Qin Hao only heard a roar in his body.

"Peak of Immortals!"

Qin Hao nodded in satisfaction, clenched his fists, the void twisted and crackled.

"Ding, I am instilling the basic knowledge of celestial beings!"

(To be continued)

Chapter 70 Special Missions

Task announcement: "You need to quickly develop mobile phone software to increase your popularity, and another: you need to write a few legendary stories as soon as possible to establish your status in Journey to the West."

Task reward: "A random activity card!"