Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Inside the Daleiyin Temple, tens of thousands of Buddhas were sitting on the lotus platform. Everyone held a mobile phone in their hands. They all lowered their heads and looked at the content on the forum, frowning.

Things seem to be a little off.

"Shocked, Buddhism is such a person!"

"The story that Buddhism and Fahai have to tell!"

"Is it the distortion of human nature, or the loss of morality? Why did the ninety-year-old lady die tragically on the street? Why did hundreds of donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Click here, and I will take you into a different spiritual mountain!"

"Men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it!"

One after another, large headlines appeared on the forum, and the faces of all the Buddhas twitched.

Even with their state of mind, anger rose up in their hearts.

These people are simply bold!

How dare they slander their Buddhism so much!

But what surprised them was that each of these headlines had tens of thousands of clicks, and hundreds of thousands of comments, which was crazy!

Tathagata's hands trembled slightly, and he felt as if something different had happened.

Just click on a title, and there is a lot of talk about Buddhism in it, and there is not a single good word at all.

But what puzzled him was, isn't it a good thing for Buddhism to eliminate demons?

In the past, didn't these mortals hate the monster race the most?

Why do you want to fight for Bai Suzhen now?

Of course, these are not important anymore. What is important is that things cannot be allowed to continue to develop.

He is a powerful person, whether it is wisdom or IQ, he is frighteningly high. He naturally knows that as mobile phones become more and more popular, if such remarks are allowed to continue, then even if Buddhism goes eastward, it will be useless.

"Amitabha! Ordinary people are ignorant and ignorant, unable to see through the world, and need the guidance of all the venerables!"

The Tathagata Buddha put away his mobile phone, and a vast voice rang out in Leiyin Temple. This voice, with a trace of strange energy, calmed down the restless Buddha in an instant.

"Respect the World Honored Dharma!"

All the Buddhas clasped their hands together and bowed in unison.

So, one by one, the Buddhas rushed into the battlefield with their mobile phones and vests!

The first forum battle is about to begin!

......

At this time, Qin Hao didn't know these things, but just looked at the things that suddenly appeared in the system, a little confused.

I saw that in his system, there were many magic weapons and treasures of heaven and earth, and those magic weapons were all magic weapons above heavenly immortals, and they also had a message.

"You are very good, I appreciate you very much!"

When Qin Hao saw this message, he immediately knew that it was from the Jade Emperor.

Then, he saw that in the next moment, a steady stream of treasures entered the system, all of which were above the level of immortals, which almost made him scream. These treasures all came from heaven!

Just to top up phone bills!

"It's amazing, how rich you are! A recharge of 100 million 100 million, at least starts with [-]!"

Qin Hao sighed, full of the smell of lemon, but soon he was relieved, although you are rich, you are not bad!

In a short period of time, you can earn so many treasures, just ask who else?

Magical treasures and heavenly and earthly treasures are similar to the realm of cultivation. In addition to those level magic weapons, there are also some special magic weapons, which are congenital treasures. This kind of magic weapon is born between heaven and earth and cannot be refined!

As for the Qingping sword in his hand, it is a treasure of enlightenment, only a saint can have it!

(To be continued)

Chapter 65 Forum Battle

"Tsk tsk, wasn't Tathagata called Duobao before? I think I can be called Duobao too!"

Qin Hao looked at the magic weapon in the system and clicked his tongue. If he fights with someone in the future and throws out a large number of magic weapons, what a spectacular scene it will be?

Thinking about it, Qin Hao almost drools.

"Ding dong!"

At this time, the mobile phone rang, and Qin Hao looked down, only to find that someone tipped and recharged the phone bill again.

However, what surprised Qin Hao was that these things were cassocks, demon pestles, and some low-level relics, etc., which were Buddhist at first glance.

"Uh... Buddhism also tipped me?"

Qin Hao was a little dumbfounded, and didn't know what to say for a while.

After clicking on the message, a vast voice sounded.

"The benefactor can turn his back on the shore, which is a great kindness. I hope the benefactor can keep his original intention!"

Qin Hao: "..."

I'm so...

This voice, he is too familiar!

Isn't this the voice of the Tathagata Buddha?

I wanted to get you Buddhism, but you tipped me!

I'm too embarrassed to mess with you!

Qin Hao couldn't laugh or cry, but he accepted all the rewards without any ambiguity.

"Hey, this Buddhism, I have to say, is really benevolent and righteous."

Qin Hao sighed, and turned on the phone. He felt that it is necessary to thank the Tathagata Buddha, which is the courtesy of a human being.

"Ding dong!"

At this moment, the phone suddenly rang.

Taibai: "Mr. Qin, Your Majesty said that I can help you sell mobile phones. Do you need help?"

Seeing this joy, Qin Hao was overjoyed, he really gave away a pillow when he fell asleep!

How many mobile phones can he make by himself, even with the addition of those female ghosts?

Originally, he thought that this was a long-term task, but with the help of Heavenly Court, he would definitely complete the task extremely quickly.

Entertainment Pioneer: "Thanks so much!"

Then, Qin Hao sent the design drawing of the mobile phone to Taibai Jinxing. This thing is not a secret. He believes that those great gods can analyze the formation in the mobile phone just by looking at it casually.

The most important thing is that the mobile phone is not important, the important thing is that the core means are in his hands!

For example, phone bills, Internet access, activation of mobile phones, etc.

Taibai: "I have received it, Your Majesty has decreed to let the gods of the Ministry of Tiangong speed up the production!"

Seeing this message, Qin Hao grinned, he is not an idiot, almost when the other party sent him to ask for help, he made wild guesses.

"It seems that the Jade Emperor doesn't want Buddhism to take off. It's just God's will, so it's not easy to go against it. But now that the butcher's knife has been delivered to him, how can he not use it?"

He didn't know that with the decree issued by the Jade Emperor, all the gods of the Ministry of Tiangong became busy. The design of the mobile phone is not complicated, and any god can understand it, let alone the craftsmen of the Heavenly Court?

It's not too simple for one person to be able to do more.

It was very terrifying when a giant like Heavenly Court began to operate at full capacity. In just one day, hundreds of millions of mobile phones appeared in Heavenly Court.

At this time, Qin Hao didn't pay attention to these, but looked at the forum with a smile on his face.

Journey to the West, the first forum battle, has already begun, and he has to admire those people in Buddhism, who may have very old ideas, but their talents are not ordinary, and they know how to hide their names and make trouble inside.

How many Buddhas does Buddhism have?

Perhaps, only the Buddha knew about this issue, and when these MLM masters and brainwashing masters joined the forum battle, it was simply a one-sided situation!

(To be continued)

Chapter 66 The Voice of the Jade Emperor

Qin Hao looked down at the phone, his eyes were a little weird, these Buddhas are really fucking talented, most of the people who originally owned the phone were mortals, and a small part were monsters and ghosts, but it was obvious that these people, completely Not an opponent of Buddhism.

It's just the end of the battle, it's a one-sided situation.

Shi Tian: "Everyone, this statement is wrong. Buddhism is only for slaying demons and eliminating demons. There is nothing wrong with it. Don't you forget that although Bai Suzhen went to the Antarctic fairy to save Xu Xian, she went to seek the elixir from the Antarctic fairy, but , take a closer look at her behavior, Nanji Xianweng is not at home, but she wants to steal, is that right?"

Believers: "That's right. Although Bai Suzhen's behavior at the beginning was indeed to repay her kindness, have you ever thought about it? How can the monster race and the human race be together? This has violated human relations."

I have a little brain tiger: "Wow, Buddhists have come out to clean up their sins!"

Sword Immortal Admirer: "Hehe, Buddhists are really shameless. They love each other. What does it have to do with you? Isn't Fa Hai a mandarin duck? As a monster, he dares to love and hate, and has never hurt anyone. , is there something wrong? This will be suppressed by Fahai?"

The most handsome man in the Three Realms; "That's right, Buddhism is shameless. It's already well known, so there's no need to say more!"

I am a dragon: "Amitabha, all the benefactors are right. Maybe Fa Hai was biased at the beginning, but in the end, we can see Fa Hai's benevolent heart. Bai Suzhen gave birth to Xu Shilin, and did not kill him Killing, and looking at Bai Suzhen, the monster clan is the monster clan, for just one Xu Xian, the Jinshan Temple was flooded, causing floods, and countless lives died, should they deserve to die? They are innocent!"

Qin Hao stared at the phone, marveling, this Buddhist person is really good at debating.

Even, he suddenly remembered that in the previous life, it was said that the MLM was actually researched by a Buddha. Even if it wasn't, it can be seen that in the eyes of all living beings, the words of Buddhism are so slippery.

In the prehistoric era, Zhunti picked up and guided the two sages, and whoever they saw had a predestined relationship with whomever they met. Avalokitesvara, Listening Truth, and the like, weren't they all fooling around like this?

"Amazing! But, unfortunately, this is just the beginning!"

There was a flash of light in Qin Hao's eyes, and he looked up at the sky. There is a saying in the world that there is a year in the sky, but as far as he knows, the flow rate here is not so fast. Of course, it has to be faster.

"Presumably, it's almost there by now?"

Sure enough, not long after, a majestic voice resounded in the Three Realms.

"I am Haotian Jinque Supreme Sovereign Natural Mira to the True Jade Emperor God. I feel the suffering of all beings in the three realms and have not yet enlightened them. Therefore, by chance, I ordered the immortals to cast a mysterious thing. The name of this thing is "Mobile Phone." "All living beings in the three realms can go to heaven to receive it!"

The majestic and vast voice resounded throughout the Three Realms.

At this moment, no matter if they were doing anything, people, demons, ghosts, monsters, all raised their heads with shocked expressions.

In this era, for most people, they have only heard the name of the Jade Emperor, not even the name, let alone his voice, the Jade Emperor, only heard in legends.

However, what they didn't expect was that just today, this voice resounded throughout the Three Realms!

The vast and majestic momentum shocked everyone's hearts, and they couldn't help but make them feel awed and want to worship!

(To be continued)

Chapter 67 Announcement to the Three Realms

Qin Hao's face twitched slightly, he was shocked by Jade Emperor's long list of names.

Although he knew that this was the real title of the Jade Emperor, for some reason, he always felt that the Jade Emperor was pretending to be coercive. This coercion was much higher than directly saying "I am the Lord of the Three Realms", because, Those who are uneducated can't understand at all.

I can only roughly know that the speaker is awesome, but I don't know exactly how awesome he is.

Walking out of the bookstore, sure enough, I saw the street outside. At this moment, no mortal could stand, all knelt on the ground, praying to the sky, and some people even shouted that the gods appeared.

Well, such a guy is uneducated at first glance.

"You are so powerful, you are worthy of being the Jade Emperor, you are worthy of being the Lord of the Three Realms, I would like to call you the King of Kings!"

Qin Hao was amazed, but in the next moment he was full of smiles. No matter what, with the help of the Jade Emperor, he will be able to complete the task immediately. At that time, the karma value will also have a huge increase!

......

Flaming Mountain.

At a glance, there are flames that can burn the void everywhere. In this mountain, no living things can be seen, only endless flames.

And not far from the Flaming Mountain, there is a cave named Banjiao Cave!

In the Plantain Cave, there are two demons, one named Princess Iron Fan, and the other named Bull Demon King!