Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Are people playing with you here?

They are trying to blackmail you!

"Aren't you going? Okay, I'll go!"

The old lady also had a violent temper. When she heard that Hao Jian didn't leave and was still in ink, she snorted coldly and crawled forward on the ground.

Everyone was already overjoyed, and even Xiaonuan and Princess Jinyang were in the arms of Nuwa and Houtu, tears of laughter came out.

"I said, aunt, you are going there to blow up the bunker! What are you, why can't you explain it? I am like Mr. Dong Guo now. After I saved the wolf, the wolf will eat it later. As for me, then you said that wolf...is it very rude?"

Hao Jian followed behind the old lady, and said helplessly

"I just understood. You put your finger on the mulberry and scolded Huai Huai. I, an old lady, have been lying here for a long time. Do you think I'm working on it? Who is a snake, who is a dog, and who is a wolf? Who is so cheap?" You are so cheap!"

The old lady stopped her body, raised her head, and said slowly.

"The name Hao Jian was given to me by my mother from early morning to late at night. How can it become a swear word when it comes to you?"

When Hao Jian heard this, he became even more helpless.

"Haha, Hao Jian, Hao Jian, if you don't listen carefully, it's really a dirty word..."

"What do you mean by not listening carefully? Even if you listen carefully, it is still a swear word. As long as these two words are not written out, it will be a swear word on whoever it is, okay?"

"Actually, I like his sentence even more. My mother gave me the name Hao Jian from dawn to dusk. I really admire his mother. She can actually give him such a name. What does that mean?"

"Hao Jian, you're so cheap, hahaha!"

In the live broadcast room, the audience had already gone crazy. Even Tang Sanzang, who was holding a mobile phone, might have even thrown the mobile phone out now if his hands were not steady enough.

(To be continued)

Chapter 532

With the continuation of the plot, everyone realized that the old lady had really been caught in a trap.

And Hao Jian was also wronged, and it was over.

But even so, it still left a lot of impressions on the audience.

Even, there are many words, which became popular in the live broadcast room.

For example: "Can we still play happily together, my brother used to drive a car, etc!"

Someone live broadcasted live learning, and talked about it in the forum. For a while, whether it was the forum, the live broadcast room, or the scene, it was extremely lively.

It is estimated that this is the happiest day of the Spring Festival in the world, and it is also a unique day.

All their lives, they never thought that the Spring Festival would be so interesting. Of course, they also knew that this was the joy Qin Hao brought them. Without Qin Hao, there would be no such sketches.

"Well, joy is indeed joy, but this skit also tells us the same truth. In this world, there are still many old people who are not things. They rely on their status as old people to do whatever they want and do whatever they want. You can't be beaten, you can't be scolded, hey!"

"Yes, when I was traveling in the mortal world, I met an old man. She is an old lady and the oldest person in the family. Both her son and daughter-in-law are very filial, but she is always looking for things. I just want my son and daughter-in-law to give her all the good things in the house, as long as they don't, then they will die, tsk tsk..."

"Mist grass, I thought this was just a sketch, but I didn't expect there to be such a person?"

"Of course, art comes from life. If Qin Hao has never seen it before, how could he come up with sketches that are so close to life?"

In the live broadcast room, many people started to discuss that in this era, most old people are pretty good.

So mortals haven't seen this kind of old man very often, but immortals have a long life, they have seen too many, and they don't feel strange at all about such a person, and even think it is normal.

Of course, when they encounter such a person, they will also teach them a lesson!

For a while, the forum became noisy, because after seeing this skit, many people felt that such an old man did not deserve to live at all.

Living will bring misfortune to the family instead. After all, a half-dead old man is always tossing about in a good family. Such a person is living to make the living suffer.

But there are many people who disagree. Although this kind of old man is not a thing, but after all, he has brought you up, and his credit is beyond heaven. Just because of such a trivial matter, he is not filial, and he will be punished by God!

Although it was just a skit, it caused people in the forum to argue endlessly.

Although at the end of the skit, I explained that the old man was stunned, but what if he really wanted to blackmail?

If you look at the big brother who used to drive a car, you will know that he originally helped the elderly with good intentions, but in the end, he got that kind of bad result.

Once or twice, but the number of times has increased, who will dare to help others in the future?

Has this person's heart gradually cooled down?

"Hey, people are constantly learning, but if you learn well, you can also learn badly. This cannot be changed!"

Saint Nuwa sighed, even if they are saints, they can't stop this kind of thing, because they can change a person's thinking, and even change the thinking of everyone in this world.

But when there is a next generation, do they still have to change the minds of those people?

nonexistent!

Everyone has selflessness, but also selfishness!

This is the result of continuous learning of human nature, good and bad!

"Yes, people are constantly learning, but they can learn well, but they can also learn badly!"

Daode Tianzun nodded in agreement.

"I don't know how you feel about this skit? Anyway, after I finished watching it, I have a deep understanding. I believe everyone has some ideas. However, please don't make noise. Next time, please enjoy the dance!"

At this time, Xiaoqian came to the stage with a smile on her face.

.......

Inside the Datang Welfare Institute.

At this time, in the lobby of the orphanage, a large screen was hung at the very front, and the picture played on the screen was the Spring Festival Gala!

And below, there are many people sitting, hundreds of people, and this is just a hall. There are also many people sitting in other halls of the orphanage.

These people include old people and children. Most of them used to be beggars, or people who can't survive and have no ability to work.

The current Daomen Welfare Institute is basically on the right track, everything is in an orderly manner, and it has been fully developed.

If the children are talented, they will be taken away by the Taoist personnel to participate in things that interest them, such as alchemy, such as cultivation, etc., while children without talent will also do some simple things, or read books, etc. wait.

As for the elderly, it is relatively simple, that is, when there is nothing to do, clean up and down the orphanage. Although it is very busy, it is a very simple job because of the large number of people.

"It's no good that it's Mr. Qin Hao. Although it's just a sketch, it's funny, but also has a deep meaning, amazing!"

"Of course, this orphanage was established because of Mr. Qin Hao's suggestion. If it wasn't for his suggestion, we might still be eating and sleeping outside now!"

Some old people started discussing after watching the sketch.

These old people seem to be in good spirits, whether it is their clothes or their spirits, they are very good. Even though they used to be skinny, after the nutrition of the orphanage, they are now slowly becoming stronger.

As for the children on the side, although they are children, they can still understand the deep meaning of this skit, not because of anything else, but because they have suffered a lot of stares and helplessness, so they understand people's hearts best.

"At the beginning, I went to a big family to beg for food. For them, giving me a steamed bun was just a matter of effort, but not only did they not give it to me, but the old man in their family even ordered the servants to beat me up. It's really... ....Why!"

"Are you saying that, if someone owes you, they will give you steamed buns?"

"Ahem, that's not what I meant. What I mean is that I can understand if I don't give the steamed buns. After all, there is no need to give them, but it would be too much to beat me up!"

"This is it!"

Some children discussed together, although their lives are better now.

But they will never forget the dark life they once had!

(To be continued)

Chapter 533 Happy Today

"It seems that everyone has a deep feeling for this sketch. This is a sketch made by Mr. Qin Hao. I hope everyone can understand it well!"

Ahead, Yuan Tiangang said with a smile on his face.

Now that the Daomen Welfare Institute has taken shape, the most important thing is that their Daomen has got many talented disciples. Coupled with the reason of the lottery, it is very easy to support many orphanages even now.

No, I heard that the Spring Festival Gala will be broadcast live, so I immediately called everyone to watch it.

And it was also the New Year, and the orphanage had nothing to do, so they arranged this show.

So far, the effect is still very good.

The most important thing is that these old people and children are very sensible, and they don't need to worry too much about Taoist people. This may be because these old people and children have experienced the cold and warm in the world, and finally found a shelter, so they are especially treasure.

"Yes!"

Many old people and children nodded in agreement, and everyone's eyes were burning.

The program of the Spring Festival Gala is something they have never seen in their entire lives. They used to be poor, so they don't know if this kind of program is held every year, but they also cherish it very much.

At least, they are very happy. Now they don't need to worry about three meals a day, and they don't need to worry about falling asleep and dying. They live a very fulfilling and simple life every day.

In the show, the dance is over, and then there is another acrobatic performance.

Of course, in the eyes of the gods, acrobatics are very simple, but in the eyes of mortals, it is simply a supernatural existence.

In fact, Qin Hao also thought about this question at the beginning.

The programs on the Spring Festival Gala are generally very simple, including songs, acrobatics, magic, sketches, cross talk, dance and so on.

And magic and acrobatics, in this world, have the least sense of existence.

It's not that these two programs are bad. In the eyes of gods, acrobatics, no matter how difficult they are, are the existence of pediatrics. As for magic, hehe, if they are used, they are like clowns.

Because no matter how fast your hands are with magic, can you still outwit a saint?

Not to mention a saint, even a god can see the mystery of it at a glance.

Therefore, after thinking about it for a long time, Qin Hao just brought out acrobatics as a sideshow. As for magic, he didn't think about showing it at all.

A few simple waste heat shows past,

"Next, it's time for everyone's favorite show again!"

At this time, Xiaoqian came to the stage again, smiled slightly, and said slowly.

When everyone heard this, their spirits were shaken. They had a hunch that it might be their favorite skit show next!

Sure enough, I heard Xiaoqian say slowly: "Come down, I invite you for a skit show, today's happiness!"

When everyone heard this, they were slightly taken aback, a little surprised, but they still waited patiently.

"Mist Grass, it's actually a sketch again?"

"What? From what you said, don't you like sketches?"

"Haha, the skit is so interesting. It's much better than the acrobatics. Maybe the acrobatics are very good in the eyes of ordinary people. Whether it's visual or their performance, they are very powerful."

"But in the eyes of our gods, that is simply a pediatrics, meaningless!"

"That's right, sketches are more interesting!"

At this time, when the screen changed, everyone was shocked because they saw a familiar figure.

Hao Jian!

When everyone saw Hao Jian, the corners of their mouths raised slightly involuntarily. Everyone was deeply impressed by this guy, and now they want to laugh even more when they see Hao Jian.

"Let me tell you something, the boss has a convulsion recently. You said that I am doing a good job as a waiter, and you suddenly promoted me to the lobby manager, hahaha.

I started my official career without paying attention, hahaha.Happy!The daughter-in-law is also happy.

Well, new mobile phone, new clothes, and I personally bought a fruit basket for me to send to my boss. Why do you think she is so sensible? With such a daughter-in-law helping me, you think I can't get better on the road to happiness? !

According to this progress, I will be able to ascend to heaven in less than forty!Do you envy, envy and hate me?Why am I such a person?I hate myself! "

Hao Jian's face was full of pride. After all, he became the manager of the lobby, so his status is simply extraordinary!

Everyone laughed when they heard the simple introduction at the beginning. It was in line with the previous skit, which was also clearly introduced at the beginning, but this time it was even simpler.

At this moment, Hao Jian's cell phone rang: "Hey, daughter-in-law! What are you doing? I'm almost at the door of the boss's house!"

When I said this, I saw my daughter-in-law running over, and I was surprised: "Daughter-in-law! Why did you come here?"

"I just don't worry about you coming over to take a look. Have you got all the fruits?"

Hao Jian's wife rolled her eyes and said helplessly.