Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

(To be continued)

Chapter 530 I Helped Three

"Oh my god, this is indeed too much like the scene of the accident, but aunt is not what you imagined, my car was rear-ended."

Hao Jian also realized at this time that the current situation is indeed very similar to the old lady he bumped into. If someone comes, even if he has a hundred mouths, then he can't explain clearly, so he quickly explained.

"Oh, my tailbone!"

However, as soon as he finished speaking, the old lady clutched her waist and began to howl.

"I'm talking about rear-end chasing, not about rear-end vertebrae. I'm talking about the bumper, but you're talking about the base of the tail."

Hao Jian's face turned green when he heard this, if he is blackmailed, how much will he pay for it?

"Hahaha, you kid, you are really talented. I didn't expect you to have such abilities!"

Master Tongtian took out some snacks and smiled at Qin Hao while feeding Nannan and Princess Jinyang.

"Yeah, I didn't expect that your kid's talent in cultivation is unsurpassed, and everything else is strong, and now it's even funny and interesting!"

Daode Tianzun also nodded with a smile on his face.

"It's over, it's New Year's Eve, the root of the tail is smashed, it's all right, be safe!"

"I said aunt, you should remember well, no one really bumped into you."

"No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then if you hit me, I'm out of the Three Realms now."

"No, what is your status, aunt? You can still go out of the Three Realms? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away."

Hao Jian had a helpless expression on his face. Chaos is the place outside the Three Realms. Is chaos a place where ordinary people can stay?

As for the audience at the scene, they couldn't control so much now, and tears of laughter came down.

"How many meters does it take to fly? At this time, is it meaningful for you to compare with the three-meter-two-meter Zhener?"

When the old sun waved his hand, he was very tough.

Everyone: "......"

Indeed, now is indeed not the time to be serious, but this is really not someone bumping into you.

Can people not be serious?

Not to mention three meters or two meters, even half a meter, it has to be more realistic!

"Okay, Mom, let's not talk about it anymore, let's talk about pictures. Fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys..."

However, when he said this, when he looked up, he saw that the camera on the side of the road had broken down, and he suddenly said with a confused and collapsed face: "Where is the head? It's over, the head is gone, and if this entanglement continues, there will be no head , even if I jumped into the Yellow River, it wouldn't wash me away."

After all, he turned around and wanted to leave.

Everyone was laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten up. Although they didn't know what the camera meant, but fortunately there were subtitles explaining it at the edge, so they could clearly understand how broken Hao Jian's mood is now.

He used to be a good person and good deed, but now it's so frustrating, but any individual will collapse.

"What's the matter, do you still want to go?"

The old lady looked up at Hao Jian and was about to stop him immediately.

"Going is definitely not in a hurry, I have to run."

Hao Jian chuckled, trotted to the side of his bicycle, picked it up and was about to leave.

But at this moment, a passerby came out from the other side with a phone in his hand.

"Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry..."

He paused at this point, he had already seen the old lady on the side of the road, and immediately said angrily: "Wait, I saw an old lady fell on the road and no one came to help her, what do you say?" Why is the current social atmosphere like this, others don’t care, I care!”

"Haha, isn't this guy afraid of being blackmailed?"

"Tsk tsk, that's a good point, but now that the old lady has disowned her six relatives, I think someone can blackmail her!"

The audience nodded secretly when they saw this scene. If it was normal, they would be very relieved to see such a person, but this old lady was obviously a little confused.

However, the next passerby's operation was to watch everyone.

I saw passer-by A holding a mobile phone, pointing the camera at the old lady, and said with a smile: "Auntie, don't move. I will immediately post a forum to condemn this kind of behavior, so that parents can comment on it, daughter-in-law, remember to tell me Like it. Oh, this old lady fell, it's so miserable..."

Said, has gone far away.

But Hao Jian bared his teeth and claws from behind, wishing he could beat this guy to death: "You don't want to give me a hand!"

As he said that, he had come to the old lady's side again, and helped the old lady up with a helpless expression: "Come on, aunt, let's sit up first. Auntie, I will send you to the hospital immediately, but I beg you Now, you can help me prove it, you just say that I am an innocent passerby, okay?"

Hao Jian was obviously moved with compassion. After all, in this winter, if the old lady was really left here alone, something would happen.

"it is good."

The old lady nodded upon hearing this.

"That's right."

Hao Jian smiled gratifiedly, took a selfie with his mobile phone, and slowly introduced himself: "Ahem... I am a good man Hao Jian. Just now, I was walking unscrupulously in front of me with my bicycle. Why, suddenly there was an old lady behind me, I let go of all my worries, and went to help her without hesitation."

After all, he reminded in a low voice: "It's your turn, close your chin and look thinner."

"Haha, when the hell is this, are you still thinking about beauty?"

"Still looking thin, I'm really convinced!"

Everyone almost died laughing after hearing Hao Jian's words, can you be any more funny?

"I, an innocent passer-by, was knocked down by you innocently, and you still have to run after it's over."

When the old lady said this, she had a smug smile on her face: "Hehehe...hehehe..."

"Auntie, you are so naughty, does your family know?"

Hao Jian heard the words, put down the phone helplessly, and sighed.

"Hehehe, come with me, hehehe."

The old lady said something disdainfully.

"Okay, stop haha, you won. As for you, the incumbent is confused now. I will accompany you and wait for a sensible person to comment on this."

Hao Jian took off his military overcoat and slapped it on the old lady: "Come on, aunt, don't freeze, put on the overcoat for you, isn't it warm? Can you still feel the cold icy rain slapping you indiscriminately?" gone."

While talking, Passerby B came out on a bicycle.

"Hey, big brother."

When Hao Jian saw this person, his eyes lit up immediately, and he trotted over quickly.

Passerby B stopped his bicycle and asked in surprise, "What's the matter, young man?"

"There's an old lady here."

Before Hao Jian finished speaking, he was pulled aside by the other party, and asked in a surprised voice, "Did you hit me?"

"Really not."

Hao Jian was speechless.

"Run! I helped three."

Passerby B looked serious, and even everyone felt that he was a little impatient.

"The results of it?"

"Let me tell you this, brother, before, he drove a car!"

After saying that, passer-by B left in tears, Hao Jian took a deep look at his back, bowed and watched him off.

(To be continued)

Chapter 531

Everyone looked at the back of passer-by B leaving with a look of bewilderment.

They all know what a car is, because this thing has appeared in Yujing Demon City, and it is much more valuable than a bicycle.

The main reason is that these two cars are not at the same level at all.

It can be said that one car can buy an unknown number of bicycles.

And this passer-by B used to drive a car. It can be seen how much money was blackmailed!

"Hahaha, I used to drive a car, it really made me laugh!"

"Yeah, it is estimated that in his whole life, he may have already had a psychological shadow when he saw such an old man who fell to the ground!"

"Well, although this is just a sketch, I have to say that it also illustrates a problem. Even old people have good people and bad people. Although I have never seen such a situation in the mortal world, bad old people , have also seen many."

"Yeah, I have to say that some old people do have an old family, such as a treasure, but individual old people, tsk tsk, relying on the old to sell the old, that is simply not something that humans can do!"

While watching the sketch, the audience also saw the deepest meaning of the sketch.

They are also discussing, for example, if there is an old man in the family, then it is indeed a good thing, but if the old man in the family is not a thing, then it is the juniors who suffer, because in this era, let alone this era, even in Qin Hao's previous life.

The old people in that family were also existences that could not be beaten or scolded. No matter what things they did that made people and gods angry, they were all elders.

"Now this person is really..."

Nuwa also saw the deep meaning, and immediately took a deep look at Qin Hao, then shook her head helplessly.

In fact, when she was creating humans, she didn't have so many ideas. Moreover, at that time, the qualities of humans were the same, but as they continued to learn and imitate, they changed a lot. .

And now, some people still maintain the quality of the past, but some people can no longer be called people.

It's not as good as a beast!

"Such people should be killed directly, there is no need to keep them alive!"

Although the Master Tongtian knows that this is a sketch, he also knows that there are such human beings in the mortal world.

"Hehe, master, this is the ever-changing nature of human beings. There are good people and bad people. If all are good people, then this world will become weird!"

Qin Hao smiled slightly, but he didn't pay much attention to it. After all, those people he met in his previous life were really too many.

On stage, the show continues.

Seeing passer-by B leave, Hao Jian went directly to the old lady's side and sat down on the ground.

"Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation at my house. Well, let's put it this way, thieves always leave my house with tears in their eyes. They have to throw me two bags of rice during the holidays. Do you understand what I mean? ?

Let's do this, let's share a few fables together.

The names of the stories are: Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady.

What are these stories about? Let me tell you one by one from the beginning to the end. In the past, there was a gentleman named Dong Guo. One day, he rode his donkey in Gadaga. Dagadagada had a big pimple on his face, and when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, this wolf..."

"Hahaha, riding a big pimple, it's so funny, is this a joke or a moral here?"

"I know about Lu Dongbin, I heard that he was bitten by a dog..."

In Tianting, Lu Dongbin, who was watching the show, had a smile on his face, but now it was slightly stiff.

What the hell, if you act in a sketch, you can act in a sketch. What about Lu Dongbin and the dog?

This is to bury yourself, isn't it?

However, what troubled him was that this incident really happened...

"It's too boring! If you want to help you, help you, if you don't help you, go, you make room for a good person! I'll pretend that you haven't bumped into me, okay, you go, go, go, run away Bar!"

Before Hao Jian could finish speaking, the aunt couldn't help it and roared.

"Why am I still running away? I keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future?"

When Hao Jian heard this, his heart suddenly turned cold. What the hell, he hadn't bumped into it yet, so why did he suddenly escape?

"Haha, can we still play together in the future?"

"Haha, it's so funny. I'm dying of laughter. I don't know how Qin Hao's head grows. He can make such interesting things?"

Whether it was the audience in the live broadcast room or the audience at the scene, after hearing Hao Jian's words, they burst out laughing.