I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

As soon as the voice fell, there was a soft sound, the lights in the room were turned on, and my sight was restored, but I felt like crying to death in the next second.

Standing in front of me is Wang Dahammer, this guy is sticking to the wall, pressing the switch with one hand, and I am holding the other hand, he said with a mean smile, "I knew you liked me, hehe...hehe ..."

"I'm a mud horse!" I subconsciously kicked Wang Dachui's stomach, and I was shocked to sit on the ground, but Wang Dahammer on the opposite side didn't move at all, and his expression suddenly became ferocious, and black yin energy flowed from him. He popped out of his body, ran towards me and rushed over: "You hit me? You deserve to die!"

"Zhou Xiaoqing, cover me!" I yelled.

Zhou Xiaoqing next to him yelled "Ah" and rushed towards Wang Dahammer like a madwoman. I was immediately excited. I have experienced Zhou Xiaoqing's strength before. It must be no problem to deal with Xiao Tingting!

boom!

As soon as the idea came up, there was a muffled sound, and I saw Zhou Xiaoqing flying back upside down and sitting next to me, so I was stunned on the spot: "Zhou Xiaoqing, you agreed to cover me?"

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Chapter 12

"It's not your fault. You sucked my Yin Qi twice, and I'm malnourished." Zhou Xiaoqing rubbed his butt and stared at me angrily.

All of a sudden, ten thousand muddy horses started running in my mind, Yaya's legs, are you to blame for this?

"Ah, here we come!" Zhou Xiaoqing who was beside him suddenly called out.

Before I could recover, the kid Wang Dachui jumped in front of me, grabbed my arm with both hands, and yelled like he had taken Via*, lifted me up and threw me out.

I slammed on the sofa, rolled to the ground, coughed twice, feeling like I was falling apart, and when I looked up, I saw Wang Dachui, grinning his teeth and rushing towards me again.

"Don't come here, I'll call the police if you come here again." I yelled anxiously, but as soon as I finished yelling, I felt like I was being forced. Can the police solve this damn thing?

"Ah!" The girl Zhou Xiaoqing was quite upright, seeing Wang Dahui rushing towards me, she yelled and rushed towards Wang Dahui, but her hand directly went through the back of Wang Dahui's head.

With a loud roar, he pulled a long hair from Wang Dachui's head and dragged it back vigorously. At the same time, Wang Dachui raised his hair and let out a scream. Immediately afterwards, Xiao Tingting's pale face separated from Wang Dachui.

I freaked out on the spot, Zhou Xiaoqing was trying to drag Xiao Tingting out of Wang Dahammer's body!

But this girl is indeed a bit malnourished, she is a ghost, but her strength is far inferior to Xiao Tingting, just dragging Xiao Tingting's head out, there is nothing she can do, she keeps baring her teeth and her mouth is full of evil spirits, looking at it, she may even eat The strength of the milk is all out!

"I'll help you!" I yelled, and rushed over to hug Zhou Xiaoqing and drag her back.

This upper body of a ghost is equivalent to a ghost occupying the body of a living person. Only the balance of yin and yang in the living person can maintain vitality. Let Xiao Tingting get out of Wang Dachui's body first!

"Ah!" Xiao Tingting yelled in pain after being dragged by the two of us, her head was almost folded on her back, her body didn't leave Wang Dachui's body in a daze, her head showed a strange arc, and her pale face was full of scars. Yin Qi stared at me and Zhou Xiaoqing fiercely: "Since you want to die, then I will fulfill you."

After finishing speaking, the girl suddenly yelled, her head seemed to have been fitted with a spring, and the duang bounced back into Wang Dahammer's body, and Zhou Xiaoqing and I were carried by this huge force and fell directly to the ground.

Before I could get up, Wang Dahammer kicked me out with a bang, turned around, grabbed the sofa and threw it down on Zhou Xiaoqing.

Zhou Xiaoqing was also angry, with yin qi tumbling, he flew up and slapped Wang Dahammer back three steps, then roared: "I will fight with you!" Then he threw himself on Wang Dahammer, raised his fists and aimed at Wang Dahammer call.

Wang Dahammer, who was taken up by Xiao Tingting, was also more powerful than a tiger. He held a sofa of one or two hundred catties as a sledgehammer and hit Zhou Xiaoqing, suddenly like a diamond gourd baby.

I watched the two of them fight, and I was so anxious that I was going crazy. Wang Dahammer is so fierce now, it is completely Xiao Tingting who is squeezing his potential, otherwise, how can a normal person use a sofa of one or two hundred catties as a sledgehammer?Once time passed, even if Wang Dahammer survived, he would have to be destroyed!

This is similar to how a living person's body will always hurt for a few days after strenuous exercise. This is actually the result of squeezing his own potential. It's just that Wang Dahammer's current situation is more serious, which is terrible!

It's okay to have Xiao Tingting in Wang Dahui's body now, but once Xiao Tingting leaves Wang Dahui's body, then Wang Dahui will be finished!

boom!

Suddenly, Zhou Xiaoqing was slapped by Wang Dahammer and flew over. I reached out to catch her, and the girl screamed "Ah". up my back.

At this moment, Wang Dahammer had already arrived in front of me, he stretched out his hand to grab my arm and lifted me up. Immediately, I couldn't calm down: "Zhou Xiaoqing, why are you using me as a shield?"

"You bear it first, let me take a breather." Zhou Xiaoqing howled very unkindly.

"Death!" Wang Dahammer roared under him in a strange way. With both hands, he threw me out like a broken bag. I hit the floor with a bang, and I almost carried it on my back. I felt that my back was touching my chest. up.

Before he could stand up, Wang Dachui rushed towards him like a mad dog running away. It seemed that my weight of more than 100 kilograms was not taken seriously in this guy's hands. With a roar, this guy threw me again. Lifted into the air.

"Zhou Xiaoqing, you have to find a way!" I yelled anxiously.

"Don't rush me, I'm thinking about it." Zhou Xiaoqing sat on the ground a long way away, with a thoughtful look on his face.

Is this Nima here to show off her cuteness?

I have the heart to cry to death, the same ghost, why is the gap so big?

As far as Zhou Xiaoqing's current performance is concerned, Yaya's legs are a standard cowardly comparison!This is a fatal matter, why can't I be in a hurry?

"Damn, all stinky men deserve to die!" Wang Dahammer roared under him in a strange way. He was obviously a fat man of one or two hundred catties, and his voice sounded like a girl. Coupled with his makeup, he was paralyzed and beautiful. Bubble!

I tightly hugged Wang Dahammer's arm with both hands, and cursed: "You uncle, I didn't f---ing harm you, why are you touching me?"

As soon as the words fell, Wang Dahammer took me in a circle in the air, and put me directly in front of him. He grinned and said, "Because... I want to eat you and go to revenge!"

Depend on!You've taken a fancy to my Xuanyin body again!

Almost at the same time, Wang Dachui opened his mouth and bit my neck. In desperation, I couldn't control it anymore, and bit the tip of my tongue hard.

Immediately there was a piercing pain, and the smell of blood filled my mouth. I sucked hard and spat it into Wang Dahammer's mouth.

Thick smoke puffed out of Wang Dachui's mouth immediately, and he screamed at the same time, a gust of Yin Qi rushed out of his body, I could clearly see that Xiao Tingting in his body was struggling violently.

I breathed a sigh of relief, damn it, thanks to my buddy being clever enough, otherwise I would have been bitten to death by this kid Wang Dahammer.

"Be careful!" Zhou Xiaoqing's voice suddenly sounded.

With a sudden jolt, I felt my arms tense, and the grandson Wang Dahammer grabbed my hands again, opened his mouth and bit me: "Death!"

"Kiss her quickly!" Zhou Xiaoqing yelled at the last moment.

My mind suddenly became extremely clear, paralyzed, fighting!

I also opened my mouth and bit towards Wang Dachui. The Wang Dachui on the opposite side, no, it was Xiao Tingting who was obviously taken aback by my reaction, and was stunned for a moment. At this moment, my lips touched his lips, and I Subconsciously inhale forcefully.

Immediately, the chilly air entered my mouth, and my whole body seemed to be frozen, but it was indescribably comfortable.Wang Dachui in front of him trembled violently almost at the same time, as if he was in a state of epilepsy, and his whole body seemed to be boiling, with Yin Qi surging, and Xiao Tingting's ghost kept twisting and roaring in horror, struggling to get out of Wang Dachui's body. come out.

But my mouth and hers were firmly stuck together, and a stream of Yin Qi was directly sucked into my body, like a big sucker, and she couldn't break free at all.

"I'll help you!" At this time, Zhou Xiaoqing suddenly flew over, hugged my waist and pushed hard.

Boo!

With a crisp sound, I followed Zhou Xiaoqing and flew upside down, but the next second, I was so desperate to die, I roared angrily, "Zhou Xiaoqing, your teammate who cheats doesn't bring such cheats!"

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Chapter 13 Fairy Water

Bang!

Zhou Xiaoqing and I fell to the ground at the same time, and Zhou Xiaoqing hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just wanted to help you pull that girl out, this was purely a mistake."

I ignored her, staring blankly at Wang Dahui who was still smiling with his orchid fingers up. To be honest, from the moment Zhou Xiaoqing pushed me away, I began to doubt my life.

Yaya's legs were obviously sucking Xiao Tingting to the point of exhaustion, as long as she put more force, she would definitely be able to suck Xiao Tingting out of Wang Dahammer's body.But getting bumped by Zhou Xiaoqing actually helped Xiao Tingting a lot.

I even suspect that this girl Zhou Xiaoqing has discussed with Xiao Tingting a long time ago, and deliberately teased me!

"You almost succeeded." Wang Dahammer on the opposite side pointed at the orchid and smiled as much as he wanted. Suddenly, his facial features twisted, and he rushed towards me like a madman.

I came back to my senses, dragged Zhou Xiaoqing and pushed her towards Wang Dahammer, damn it, she poked this basket out, so I have to let her push it for a while.

Besides, she and Xiao Tingting are both ghosts, and fighting is better than me, a "heterogeneous" who crosses races.

Following Zhou Xiaoqing's scream, the girl threw herself into Wang Dahammer's arms, but what I didn't expect was that Zhou Xiaoqing's big eyes flickered at Wang Dahammer and acted cutely: "I don't want to fight with you!" , she forced me."

I couldn't calm down for a moment, stood up, pointed at Zhou Xiaoqing and yelled: "Your uncle Zhou Xiaoqing, you are obviously a few years older than Xiao Tingting, why are you so cute?"

"He's so cute!" Zhou Xiaoqing muttered, and floated aside with an innocent face.

Wang Dachui glanced at Zhou Xiaoqing, smiled sinisterly, turned around and continued walking towards me, he walked slowly step by step, as if he was determined to get me.

I'm as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. I can't use the spells recorded in "Book of Shocking World" to deal with Niubi Banghong at all. Just kidding, I'm not the protagonist of the novel, what the hell Can you get it in your hand?

Except for a few simple methods, I have no other options at all, but now that Xiao Tingting is on Wang Dahammer's body, he is totally aiming at me. With his fighting power like a Vajra gourd baby, I am so stupid There is no way to use it!

"Do it!" I was in a hurry when suddenly Zhou Xiaoqing shouted.

I was shocked suddenly, and when I looked up, I saw Zhou Xiaoqing tightly hugging Wang Dahammer from behind. Yin Qi was surging, and I could vaguely see Xiao Tingting's fierce expression in Wang Dahammer's body. She turned her head and roared at Zhou Xiaoqing : "Let go of me, or I will die with you."

"Whoever lets go is an idiot." Zhou Xiaoqing seemed to have exhausted all his strength, strangled Wang Dahammer and shouted at me: "Why are you standing there, talk!"

I came back to my senses and glanced at Wang Dachui. This guy was controlled by Xiao Tingting, his facial features were distorted like twists and turns, and he kept drooling with his mouth open.

Just now I was so scared that I couldn't help it, and I didn't care too much, so I kissed him, but now seeing Wang Dahui like this, my stomach suddenly turned up, and I almost vomited out the last night's meal.

At this time, the furious Xiao Tingting had already manipulated Wang Dahammer's body like a mad dog, leading Zhou Xiaoqing to run around the room.This bitch usually looks at Wen Wen quietly in school, but now she is a ghost, she suddenly looks like a shrew, leading Zhou Xiaoqing to hit the wall with all her strength, and she has to fall on her back from time to time. Throwing Zhou Xiaoqing to the ground and screaming, he kept yelling at me: "Chen Feng, you bastard, kiss her!"

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I fought!

Not to mention Wang Dahammer, even if it's a pig's head that just ate Xiang, I have to kiss him, otherwise I will be played to death today!

I rushed forward, hugged Wang Dachui tightly, opened my mouth and punched his mouth, but before I touched him, Wang Dachui in front of me suddenly lowered his head, and hit my teeth with a bang.

I let out a scream of "ah", and staggered back with my teeth covered, tears streaming down my face, the pain was so painful, before I could stand still, Wang Dachui walked towards me carrying Zhou Xiaoqing on his back like an animal, with his mouth like a zombie He had to bite in the air with his mouth flowing, as if he was treating me like braised pork.

Seeing this guy getting closer and closer, I gritted my teeth and pounced on him again. This guy thought I was going to kiss him again, so he lowered his head and ran towards me, then pushed him over. I picked up the ashtray on the table, boom When it hit his forehead, Xiao Tingting's screams were heard immediately, and at the same time, blood flowed from Wang Dahammer's forehead.

I was also unambiguous, I rushed up with a stride, kicked Wang Dahammer in the stomach, kicked this guy directly on the ground, then jumped to his chest and stretched out my hand and started to untie his belt, and shouted at the same time: "Xiao Tingting, you are so special!" If you don’t come out again, I’ll give you 17 years old wine!”

"If you don't come out, pee if you have the guts. I'll drag him to death!" Xiao Tingting's head protruded from Wang Dachui's body, her face was pale and full of fierce light, which made me tremble, but Zhou Xiaoqing suddenly shouted: "Hurry up, pee, she's scaring you."

I reacted, untied the waistband of my trousers, and sprinkled a stream of clear spring directly into Wang Dahammer's mouth. Immediately, this guy's mouth seemed to be boiling, and black smoke was blowing out, which was more powerful than the blood from the tip of his tongue just now. .

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Tingting in Wang Dahammer's body roared mournfully like a beast, thick black air surged, and Wang Dahammer on the ground kept changing, sometimes it was his body, sometimes it became Xiao Tingting's body, Paralyzed, jugglers are not as good as him!

"Ah!" Suddenly, Xiao Tingting on the ground stood up suddenly, and I was knocked out and fell to the ground. I saw Zhou Xiaoqing, who was hugging her tightly, hitting Wang Dahammer's forehead with a bang. On the back of the head, for the third time, with a bang, Xiao Tingting in red flew out of Wang Dahammer's body, thumped and rolled three times on the ground before stopping.

I hurriedly stood up and stared at Xiao Tingting who was on the ground: "You have the guts to fight one-on-one?"

Xiao Tingting on the ground was sucked by me and then ravaged by the blood on the tip of her tongue and the urine of a child. At this time, she was already very weak, and she lay on the ground and grinned at me: "I will come back to find you!"

After finishing speaking, the girl flew out of the window with a gust of wind. When I saw her fly away, she suddenly became limp and sat down on the ground. Not far away, Zhou Xiaoqing also fell to the ground with the unconscious Wang Dahammer. on the ground.

"How about it, is my strategy useful?" Zhou Xiaoqing laughed loudly.

I rolled my eyes at her: "You sell a good teammate."

"It's not because you suck me so softly, otherwise why would I be afraid of her?" Zhou Xiaoqing looked at me resentfully.

I froze for a moment, why did this sound weird?

Just wondering, Wang Dahui on the ground opened his eyes with a whimper, and looked at me blankly: "Fengzi, why are you here?"

I looked at him, guessing that the kid was still confused, before I could speak, the kid suddenly smacked his mouth and said, "Why is there such a salty flirt in my mouth?"

I looked at him with a black line on my forehead, should I tell him that I just drank my boy's urine?

As soon as the words came out, the grandson probably had to fight me desperately. After thinking about it, I said seriously: "Your boy was caught by Xiao Tingting's ghost just now. It was thanks to the fairy water my grandfather gave me that I saved you."

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Chapter 14 Being too handsome is a sin

As soon as I finished speaking, Zhou Xiaoqing burst into laughter, and I was so scared that I hurriedly said, "Shut up!"

Yaya's legs, if she tells the truth, Wang Dahammer's two hundred catties of fat will definitely crush me to death.

"Fengzi, who are you talking to?" Wang Dachui asked me blankly.

I froze for a moment, looked at Zhou Xiaoqing, Zhou Xiaoqing stuck out his tongue and said, "I didn't show up on purpose, he doesn't know my existence, do you want to show up for him?"

I shook my head hurriedly, dammit, Xiao Tingting just got on Wang Dachui, although he woke up, his body was so weak that he was dying, if Zhou Xiaoqing showed up now, he would have to be scared out of his wits.

However, Zhou Xiaoqing's words reminded me of the content about ghosts recorded in "The Shocking Book".

To put it bluntly, a ghost actually exists in another substance after death. This kind of substance cannot be seen by the living person at all, unless the ghost appears, or at a certain special time, the spirituality of the living person soars. See, that's called channeling.

And the reason why I am not affected by this is probably because of the Xuanyin body.

"No, no one." I slapped Wang Dahammer haha: "It's getting late, let's go back first."

"I'll go to your house too." Wang Dachui stood up hastily, because he was too excited, he staggered and almost fell to the ground again. Fortunately, I helped him quickly: "Your body is weak now, don't make too much movement."

I also didn't want to leave Wang Dachui at home. When Xiao Tingting left, she said she would come back. If Wang Dachui was really left alone, I wouldn't worry.