I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

I have the heart to cry to death, do I want to be so weak?

I just ran into a ghost last night and broke the seal on my body, and ended up as a short-lived ghost; tonight is more straightforward, it is going to turn me into a dead ghost!If Zhou Xiaoqing went to the underworld to sue me now, the underworld servant would immediately come up and arrest me, I couldn't tell the truth with ten mouths.

I feel like there is a cloud of haze hovering over my head, the kind that is pitch black. Is it wrong to be a good person these days?

Pfft!

Zhou Xiaoqing in front of him knelt on the ground, wept and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know about Yin-Yang debt, I didn't mean it."

"Why is a ghost crying? There are no tears." Grandpa cursed angrily.

I came back to my senses and took a closer look. It was true. Zhou Xiaoqing was crying and mourning, and his body was trembling constantly, but no tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, and there were no tears flickering in the corners of his eyes. Didn't notice it.

"Grandpa, what should we do now?" I looked at Grandpa as if weeping, and asked.

"What else can I do? I've got all the yin and yang debts, you can deal with it yourself, and do what you promise." Grandpa stared at me, as if he wanted to beat me up.

I hesitated for a moment and said, "Zhou Xiaoqing asked me to help her avenge her."

Grandpa was stunned for a moment, sighed helplessly, and said: "Report it, cause and effect are right and wrong, and if you do evil, you must bear it. There is nothing wrong with it."

I looked at Grandpa in surprise: "Don't all the movies say that living people should stop ghosts from taking revenge?"

"Get out of here." Grandpa kicked my ass: "This is so realistic, there is no such thing as the Holy Mother, the cycle of cause and effect, good and evil are rewarded, ghosts will never return their grievances, revenge is forbidden in the hell No, what the hell do I care about? Besides, the yin and yang debts are all on your shoulders, do you want to die by yourself?"

I was shocked suddenly, gritted my teeth with a serious face and said, "Report, report to death!"

Just kidding, I'm not an idiot, I can't do such a holy mother's thing as a poor Taoist but not a dead fellow Taoist. Besides, I don't know Liu Sheng, and his life and death are none of my business.

Just as he was thinking about it, Grandpa said again: "Zhou Xiaoqing, I don't have to pursue the matter of Yin and Yang debts with you, but you have to promise me two things."

"I promise, thank you master." Zhou Xiaoqing said hastily.

"First, I don't care about your revenge. You have to do it yourself. My grandson is a living person and is bound by the law. He wants to help you out of good intentions. You can't make him go to the classroom to pick up soap. .Secondly, regardless of whether the revenge is successful or not, after three times, you have to go to the underworld. I can help you settle the grievances on your body and send you into reincarnation, and you can’t sue me in the Yin Division Hall for the Yin-Yang debt. Grandson, do you agree or not?" Grandpa asked with two fingers up.

"But Liu Sheng is not dead, I can't express my resentment." Zhou Xiaoqing's body was blown by a gust of evil wind.

I shivered suddenly, and subconsciously took two steps back, really worried that this girl would suddenly start acting violently again.

Suddenly, my grandpa slapped the table with a slap: "How dare you be presumptuous? Say three times, three times. If you don't agree, I will immediately send you to hell and sentence you to hell to be punished. Is it true that I can't settle my debts?"

"Yes, yes." Zhou Xiaoqing nodded in horror.

I stood aside and looked a little confused, and asked Grandpa: "Grandpa, it seems that you can easily settle Zhou Xiaoqing's matter with your tone?"

"Nonsense, do you really think I'm a dry eater?" Grandpa gave me a blank look.

I immediately lost my composure: "Then you settle it straight away, what are you asking me to mess with?"

Grandpa stood up with the wine gourd in his hand and walked towards the bedroom. He said as he walked, "I want to teach you a lesson. Don't act like a fool in the future. You are a short-lived ghost. What are you doing?"

I looked at the back of my grandpa, and for a moment I began to doubt my life, am I the f**k my own?Why is grandpa so shameless to me?

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Chapter 10

It will be easier to deal with later, anyway, Grandpa has already settled Zhou Xiaoqing's matter with her, so I'm not afraid that she will betray her halfway.

I asked my grandfather for some money and went to the hospital to bandage the wound, but the doctor saw the wound on my neck and immediately yelled at me to get an injection. I took out the 100 yuan in my pocket and asked him If it is enough, if it is enough, hit it.

In fact, Zhou Xiaoqing's bite wound was not deep, it was just the skin and flesh bleeding a lot, a bandage is enough, but this is the way of the world, a cut finger can be given a needle, not to mention the injury on my neck.

When the doctor saw me, he only paid 100 yuan, rolled his eyes, washed me with disinfectant, and put a piece of gauze on my neck to finish the job. Just for that, he also charged me 100 yuan.

After I got home, it was past eleven o'clock in the middle of the night. I was tossing all night, and I was also sleepy. I asked Zhou Xiaoqing to find a room to stay, and then went back to the bedroom and fell on the bed. Just about to sleep, suddenly the phone rang Yes, I picked it up and saw that it was Wang Dahammer.

"Hey, my grandson called in the middle of the night, is it worthless or not?" I got on the phone and started yelling. I had been bad enough for the past two days, but now I would be disturbed by my grandson, Wang Dahui, if I wanted to sleep, who would it be? Everyone must be angry!

But Wang Dahui on the other end of the phone said tremblingly: "Fengzi, Xiao Tingting, she is dead."

"What the hell?" I sat up abruptly and woke up instantly. An extremely perverted thought flashed through my mind, and I asked in a deep voice, "Could it be that you failed to confess your confession and gave someone a fork?" kill later?"

"Fuck you, I, I'm so scared to death, can you stop joking?" Wang Dahammer scolded.

"What's going on?" I asked, frowning.

"I, I don't know." On the other end of the phone, Wang Dachui's voice was trembling, and he even cried a little: "I wanted to confess my love to Xiao Tingting, but she got into Zhou Ye's Audi again, and then I followed him Two, they went to the roof of a building, and then they were about to do that, but Zhou Ye, Zhou Ye..."

Speaking of this, Wang Dachui suddenly stuttered, his tone became extremely frightened, and I cursed anxiously: "What's going on?"

"Zhou Ye suddenly went crazy and pushed Xiao Tingting off the roof!" Wang Dachui said.

I was stunned on the spot, what is this shit called?Wang Dachui, who wanted to confess his love, became a stalker, and Zhou Ye and Xiao Tingting went to the rooftop to have fun with cannons, so how could they suddenly push Xiao Tingting downstairs and fall to his death?

"Fengzi, can you come and stay with me? I, I'm afraid." Wang Dachui said.

"I'm afraid of a ball, isn't it Xiao Tingting's death? It's nothing to do with you." I scolded, this grandson is too cowardly, I have a ghost in the house now, and I didn't say I was afraid.

"No, no." Wang Dachui said: "I rushed downstairs in a hurry. Xiao Tingting was not dead yet. She looked at me in a pool of blood and said, she, she will come back and take revenge."

I frowned, and before I could speak, Wang Dahui on the other end of the phone suddenly shouted like crazy: "Fengzi, I'm at home, come quickly, come quickly, I seem to have seen Xiao Tingting."

After speaking, the phone was hung up.

I hurriedly called again, but the phone said it was busy.

My heartbeat couldn't help speeding up. In the past, I definitely thought that Wang Dachui was fooling me, but I ran into a ghost two nights in a row. Believe it or not!

Suddenly, a passage recorded in "Book of Shocking the World" came to my mind, and I jumped up as if I had been electrocuted, put on my clothes and ran outside.

According to the "Book of Shocking World", people who die suddenly have great resentment in their hearts. This resentment will not only be directed at a certain person like Zhou Xiaoqing, but will be directed at everyone she saw when she was dying!

People who die violently have great resentment, so when they are dying, they will hate the world extremely. Everyone she sees will be remembered by her, and when they become ghosts, they will find them one by one and "seek revenge".

Some old people in the family will tell their children not to watch the dead outside, which is actually the reason.

Unexpectedly, Wang Dazhui, this bad guy, is actually worse than me. He ran to confess his love, not only seeing his goddess having sex with people, but also being haunted by the ghost that his goddess turned into. I have to lose my life!

This guy is my best friend since I was a child. If I want to watch him die, I will feel bad for the rest of my life.

I rushed to the yard, knocked on Grandpa's door, and shouted: "Grandpa, help, Wang Dachui is going to die."

"I have more important things to do than kill people, and I don't have time." Grandpa's voice came from the room, and I pushed the door hard in anxiety, but it was locked.

In desperation, I didn't care so much anymore, and ran to the room where Zhou Xiaoqing was staying. Once I entered the room, I didn't see Zhou Xiaoqing.

"Zhou Xiaoqing." I shouted, suddenly, a gust of wind blew up in the room, Zhou Xiaoqing fell upside down in front of me, staring at me with a pale face: "What are you doing?"

I "ah" sat on the ground, numb, not so scary!

Normally, I would have pointed at Zhou Xiaoqing and yelled at her, but at this time I didn't care so much, I got up and dragged her off the beam, and then dragged her outside: "Come with me, to save people."

I took Zhou Xiaoqing out and stopped a car, and went straight to Wang Dachui's house.

Wang Dachui's family is quite rich, so he has his own house and usually lives alone. If he goes late, this grandson will definitely be played to death!

Along the way, I kept urging the driver to hurry up, but the driver was an honest guy, even if I paid more money, there were no cars on the road, and he didn't dare to get up because he was afraid of speeding.

Seeing that I was anxious, Zhou Xiaoqing suddenly blew into the taxi driver's ear, the taxi driver trembled suddenly, and shouted like chicken blood: "Look at my QQ speed king! Oye! "

Before I could react, the taxi slammed the accelerator and flew out. I jumped up and hit the seat. How dare this taxi driver still have such a heavy Internet addiction!

Half an hour later, with a beautiful drift and flick by the taxi driver, we finally arrived at the downstairs of Wang Dachui's house. I gave the driver 100 yuan, and dragged Zhou Xiaoqing to run upstairs. Four or ten minutes passed. I don't know what happened to Wang Dazhui.

When I ran into the corridor, the taxi driver suddenly yelled loudly from behind me: "I'm an idiot, where is the agreed QQ Speed?"

I didn't care, I dragged Zhou Xiaoqing into the elevator, and after pressing the eleventh floor, I kept praying that nothing would happen to Wang Dahammer.

I finally reached the eleventh floor, and I took Zhou Xiaoqing to the door of Wang Dachui's house. I was about to knock on the door when suddenly there was a "creak" and the door opened by itself.

The room was dark, except for the dim light in the bathroom and the sound of running water.

"Wang Dahammer!" I yelled, but no one responded at all.

Zhou Xiaoqing and I ran to the door of the bathroom, opened the door, and saw Wang Dachui standing naked in the bathtub, with his back to us, his two big buttocks dangling, the fat all over his body gleaming with oil, and running water running down his body Slip into the tub.

"Ah! Hooligan!" Zhou Xiaoqing yelled next to me, and I was startled. At this moment, the temperature in the bathroom suddenly dropped, and I shivered suddenly. Watching our Wang Dahammer turn around slowly, he said in a strange way: "Am I beautiful?"

Chapter 11

My mind went blank, and I stared at Wang Dahammer with rounded eyes. This guy didn't know what kind of monster he was, and he painted himself like a monster.

A chubby face was covered with white powder, his lips were painted red, he also drew eyeliner and eyebrows. The most disgusting thing was that this guy even had two walnut-sized red circles drawn on his cheeks. At first glance, it looks like the makeup of a dead person in a movie.

But Wang Dachui's two hundred catties of fat is such a beautiful yo-yo!

"What kind of monster are you kid?" I stretched out my hand to pull Wang Dahammer, but just as my hand was in the air, Zhou Xiaoqing caught him suddenly: "Don't move! He's been possessed by a ghost!"

"What the hell?" I froze for a moment.

Wang Dachui in front of him suddenly raised his orchid finger and "giggled" and laughed. This scene made me shiver suddenly, numb, it's so fucking disgusting!

"What should I do now?" I asked Zhou Xiaoqing. Although I'm on the way now, at most I've read "The Book of Shocking World" a few times. The only one who has dealt with ghosts is Zhou Xiaoqing, and he kisses with just one mouth. Until she disarms and surrenders.

To put it bluntly, I'm just a super rookie. Although "The Shocking Book" mentioned the upper body of ghosts, but now I get anxious and forget all about it. I can only ask Zhou Xiaoqing, a "professional".

But before Zhou Xiaoqing could speak, Wang Dahui in the bathtub suddenly pointed at me and scolded me in a sissy voice: "You are a bad person." Then he suddenly jumped out of the bathtub, threw two hundred catties of fat and hit me Asshole, he rushed out of the bathroom.

"Damn!" I stood up, turned around and rushed out of the bathroom. Zhou Xiaoqing followed behind me, and said in a low voice, "Be careful, this ghost is not simple!"

I rolled my eyes, Yaya's legs, for a rookie like me, nothing is easy!

The room was pitch black, but the door was closed, and I didn’t hear Wang Dachui closing the door just now. Wang Dachui should still be in the room, but I glanced over, and with the light in the bathroom, I could vaguely see the people in the room. Looking at the furnishings, there was no sign of Wang Dahui.

My heart raised, and I slowly searched in the house step by step. There was a deathly silence all around, and I could only hear my breathing, which was indescribably oppressive.

I was about to be driven insane. In the past, I was determined to smear the soles of my feet and run like a jerk, but I can't run today!

Wang Dazhui's grandson is now possessed by a ghost, if I don't save him, he will really be ruined!

pat!

Suddenly, there was a soft sound behind me, and I shivered suddenly. The light in the bathroom behind me disappeared, and I couldn't help cursing: "Zhou Xiaoqing, why are you turning off the light?"

"I'm right behind you, didn't turn off the light!" Zhou Xiaoqing's voice sounded from behind me.

I gulped down a mouthful of saliva, paralyzed, it must have been done by Wang Dahammer, no, it should have been done by Xiao Tingting!

The room was already dark enough, but now the lights in the bathroom are gone, and I was suddenly plunged into endless darkness. I froze in place, my eyes were darkened, and my heart was beating faster, as if it was going to jump out of my chest Well, a chill swept over my whole body, and I subconsciously grabbed Zhou Xiaoqing beside me: "Sister, you have to cover me later."

"Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you." Zhou Xiaoqing patted me on the shoulder very interestingly, and said, "But you still have to find Wang Dahammer by yourself. I can't do anything about the dark energy in the room."

I nodded, not to mention the ghost Zhou Xiaoqing, even I can clearly sense the existence of Yin Qi in the room now, this feeling is like a thick fog in winter, covering my body, icy cold.

But I don't know if it's because of the mysterious Yin body, I was enveloped by these Yin Qi, and I didn't feel any discomfort at all. Instead, I felt...comfortable!Yes, it is comfortable!

As soon as this feeling appeared, I was shocked and numb. Is it possible that I am freaking out?

"Hehe...hehe..." Suddenly, Wang Dahui's sissy laughter sounded in the room, and it came into my ears from all directions, and I couldn't tell which direction it came from.

This laughter is like countless sharp needles, as soon as it appeared, it went straight into my skull, I trembled, like going mad, my legs kept weakening, if Zhou Xiaoqing didn't push me Pulling, I already sat down on the ground.

Perhaps because of the Yin Qi, a thin mist floated in the room. It was difficult to see at first, but now I can't see anything!

"Paralyzed, if you have the guts, come out and single out!" I yelled boldly.

But Wang Dachui's "giggle" laughter still echoed in the room, and there was still no sign of Wang Dachui.

"Xiaofeng, there is no way to do this, first turn on the light." Zhou Xiaoqing suggested.

I took a deep breath and bravely moved towards the door. I am still very familiar with Wang Dachui's house. I know that there is a light switch at the door. Now this is the place closest to me.

But my ankles were weak, and I was limping when I walked. Zhou Xiaoqing supported me. I looked like an old, weak, sick and disabled person. The distance was only three meters, just like the [-]-mile long march. Yes, walking very slowly.

The situation this time is different from when I met Zhou Xiaoqing. The first time I met Zhou Xiaoqing, I bumped into him out of luck, and the second time I was forced to bite the bullet.

At that time, a newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, so he did it relying on his blood, but this time, after I stepped into the circle of the Yin-Yang world, I also understood some things about the Yin-Yang world after reading "The Shocking Book". The more you understand, the more afraid you are.

I met Zhou Xiaoqing on the river embankment before, and I could still run, but this time it was in the closed space of the house, Xiao Tingting was on top of Wang Dahui, and the atmosphere in the room was completely exaggerated like a ghost movie Seems like.

Moreover, this time, Wang Dazhui's life is at stake. What's worse, this ghost is still a classmate who used to get along day and night!I didn't pass out directly, my nerves became a highway!

After finally reaching the edge of the switch, I reached out and groped the wall. The cold wall suddenly became colder. I vaguely felt as if I had touched something. When I touched it carefully, it looked like a human finger. .

I trembled and said, "Zhou Xiaoqing, can you stop playing with me? Why are you looking for a switch?"

"Fool, what am I playing with you? I'm on your side." Zhou Xiaoqing's voice sounded from my other side.

pat!