I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

"Yes, yes, it's a sure win this time!"

After two seconds, the ghost of the professor suddenly grinned excitedly as if he had been spat out with chicken blood.

My special mother was not calm on the spot, Yaya's legs, don't wear them like this!

In the middle of speaking, Lao Tzu raised his heart, and suddenly said such a sentence.

This turn is too fast, Qiu Mingshan car god driving Wuling Hongguang can't do it!

But Professor Ghost's words still gave me a little hope, he said... sure win!

Although this matter may contain a little water, after all, it is possible that the ghost of the professor is flattering Xiaoliuzi.

But to be able to say it from a professor-level mouth, it must have some gold content!

At this time, the ghosts of the two doctors and masters also looked at the test paper.

After a few seconds, the ghost of the doctor suddenly clapped his hands: "Wonderful, really wonderful!"

Immediately afterwards, the Master's ghost directly gave Xiao Liuzi a thumbs up: "It's awesome, my lord is really awesome!"

I listened in a daze, staring at the content of the composition that appeared rapidly on the examination paper.

If I cut out those words individually, I can easily recognize them, and I can read the whole text.

But if I really want to judge good or bad, I really can't judge it.

However, the words of the ghost of the professor and the ghost of the doctor and master's degree exploded in my ears like thunder.

I couldn't help feeling a little bit of anticipation in my heart, Yaya's legs, could it be that Xiaoliuzi is really hiding everything?

Xiao Liuzi usually has a cheap and sullen look on his face, but he just pretended it on purpose. In fact, his essence is a truly low-key and connotative talent?

rustling... rustling...

In the quiet classroom, Xiao Liuzi quickly wrote the content of the composition on the test paper with a ballpoint pen in hand.

From the beginning to the end, Xiao Liuzi controlled my body and remained motionless, like an old monk in meditation, completely immersed in the process of writing.

That feeling, even for me, was a little infected.

The thoughts of suffering and rotten cotton wool gradually calmed down.

Following Xiao Liuzi's rapid composition, I subconsciously looked at Mr. Luo and Mr. Chen beside me.

When he started writing the composition just now, Mr. Luo still had a look of sneer and disdain, but now, his face is serious as if he has suffered from facial paralysis, his brows are tightly knit together, his eyes are narrowed, and his hands clasped in his chest are even more frowning. Strength, blue veins bulge.

And Teacher Chen on the side, staring at the test paper, his pupils dilated and his mouth opened slightly, gradually opening wider and wider.

Snapped!

Suddenly, a crisp sound echoed in the classroom, like thunder.

I came back to my senses suddenly, and saw that Xiao Liuzi had already written, and the test paper was full of words.

"Huh...it's so damn easy." Xiao Liuzi controlled my body and let out a long breath, grabbed the test paper and threw it to Teacher Luo next to him: "Take it and learn a lot, I know, how many do you have, Lord Ma?" Eye!"

boom!

As soon as these words came out, the quiet classroom suddenly exploded. All the students came back to their senses and exclaimed in unison.

Arrogant!

What Xiao Liuzi said was too arrogant!

Can students not be arrogant if they give their teachers insight?

I was also shocked by Xiao Liuzi's words. In the next second, what Xiao Liuzi said was more like a bolt from the blue, blowing me out of my body.

Xiao Liuzi's ghost scolded in my body: "Guild son, is it true that I am a scholar?"

Chapter 415

"What the hell?" I was confused on the spot: "Xiao Liuzi, are you a scholar?"

It’s also thanks to Xiao Liuzi who knows how to keep a low profile. Although I don’t like Teacher Luo, he cursed these words secretly in my body. Those ordinary people couldn’t hear them at all, otherwise they would have to be blown to death!

Mother Tete was shocked by this news!

"Well, to be precise, I have the name of a scholar, but I have the strength of a champion. If I hadn't followed your elder brother and died early, I would have been the champion." Xiao Liuzi said stinky.

hiss!

I couldn't help but gasp in my soul, Yaya's legs, the daring little Liuzi really hides her secrets!

The ancient examination for scholars is similar to the current college entrance examination, except that the scope is within a county, and a scholar is one of the dozens of people who have the highest college entrance examination scores in the entire county.

Moreover, the ancient imperial examinations were much more stringent than the current ones.

In ancient times, anyone who became a scholar in the imperial examination was equivalent to the first step of a carp jumping over the dragon gate, and the beginning of an official career. A scholar added body, and he didn't have to kneel when he met a county magistrate, and he couldn't even impose punishment on a scholar at will.

In modern times, although there is no such thing as kneeling and the ritual of punishment, even if the top student in the county's college entrance examination meets an official, there is still a subconscious distinction between superior and inferior.

In this comparison, the gold content of a scholar is much stronger than the number one scholar in the college entrance examination in a modern county!

Although Xiao Liuzi's words may be suspected of bragging, but as the saying goes, there is no such thing as diamonds and porcelain work, and if he really has no skills in his hands, he can't boast such bragging.

In other words, Xiao Liuzi must be higher than a scholar in terms of writing.

Furthermore, although Xiao Liuzi is dead, he has become the righteous god of the underworld. After all these years, no matter how good he is, he must have accumulated a huge amount of knowledge.

Based on this calculation, this kid's current level may even be several grades higher than the number one scholar in ancient times!

In ancient times, anyone who was admitted to the number one scholar was a real carp leaping over the dragon gate, a high official with a generous salary, and a step up to immortality!

Xiao Liuzi's level is simply a super master!

Although it is not as good as Li Bai, the poet fairy, but he is also awesome. Give him a sky-swiping monkey, and he can fly into the sky and stand side by side with the sun!

Moreover, in ancient times, most of the imperial examinations were about the policy of governing the country, and the ultimate goal was to get the emperor's affirmation and employment.

When it comes to invigilation and grading papers, which teacher has the emperor's cow ratio?

The so-called composition topic, which one can be more powerful than the policy of governing the country?

In comparison, let alone the final exam of the second year of high school, even the college entrance examination is a scumbag!

After I figured it out, I was so excited that I flew up.

Yaya's legs, just like Xiaoliuzi's, can't get full marks?

"Mr. Luo, let's take a look together." At this time, Teacher Chen's voice sounded slowly.

It is probably because Xiaoliuzi wrote the composition too fast when he controlled my body just now, and the two teachers didn't have time to read it all.

Teacher Na Luo held the test paper in his hand, and finally came back to his senses. He didn't even bother to bother with me about what I said just now. He nodded in a daze, and then returned to the podium with Teacher Chen.

Fortunately, Mr. Chen was still a little sober. Standing on the podium, he said to the students in the classroom: "Everyone, please take the exam seriously. This exam is 120 minutes, and there are still 10 minutes before the end of the exam."

As soon as the words fell, the classroom exploded again.

"Damn it, why is it only nine and ten minutes? It's just a name written on my test paper."

"It's over, it's over, I'm just watching the fun, this time it's over."

"Cut...Don't say nine or ten minutes, even if it's ten minutes, I'm not in a hurry. I hand in a blank paper. Is it just so willful, afraid of an egg?"

……

All of a sudden, those good students scratched their heads and hurriedly started to do the test papers.

Those scumbags, on the other hand, are hob meat anyway, so they are not in a hurry.

My soul glanced at those classmates in the classroom, and I was speechless for a while, damn it, everyone was paying attention to this just now, and they didn't do their own test papers at all.

There are only 10 minutes left. For some students who are a little slower, it is simply bad news.

It is estimated that this final exam, the Chinese exam in our exam room, will throw a large number of people on the street.

"Brother, don't worry, if the article still doesn't get full marks, then it's just bullshit." Xiao Liuzi comforted me.

"It's okay, I don't worry." I replied with a smile.

Can you worry about it?

The guy who is better than the ancient number one scholar wrote an article for me. Who else is at this level?

Not to mention the teachers in our county, even if it were sent to Peking University and Tsinghua University, Xiao Liuzi's article would shock everyone.

Just kidding!

The ghosts of the top students from Tsinghua University and Peking University in the exam team that I invited are already stunned.

call!

A gust of wind rolled up silently on my body, and Xiao Liuzi left my body.

I regained control of my body again, and subconsciously glanced at Xiaoliuzi.

At this time, Xiao Liuzi also showed a strong style, with an official robe floating in the air, with his hands behind his back, and his expression was indifferent, as if everything was calm and breezy in his eyes.

To be honest, after knowing that this guy has such a high literary talent, and looking at his wretched face, I always feel that he looks like a reclusive expert.

The so-called people should not be judged by their appearance, it should be referring to people like Xiao Liuzi.

As soon as the idea came up, Xiao Liuzi suddenly lowered his head and raised his hand, patted his forehead, and sighed: "Oh, I haven't written for a long time, I'm exhausted today, I have to go down and find some female ghosts, so I can relax."

groove!

I suddenly felt pain in my egg, feeling like beeping a dog.

At first, I thought this bitch was a low-key and connotative expert, but in a blink of an eye, it was immediately involved in health care.

Can it last a little longer?

This hurts!

Xiao Liuzi didn't hesitate, muttered something, then turned to me and said, "Brother, take the test slowly, I'll go down and find a few female ghosts to have fun, and let them call me if you have anything to do." As he said that, he also pointed to the three ghosts of Xueba next to him.

"Yeah." I nodded speechlessly for a while, and I finally understood that Xiao Liuzi, this bastard, is not human at all, this bastard is just a dog who can't change Chixiang!

At this time, Xiao Liuzi said to the three Xueba ghosts again: "Help my elder brother take the exam well. If you pass the exam, the benefits will be great."

"Please don't worry, my lord." The three ghosts of a school bully clenched their fists at Xiao Liuzi at the same time, and the ghost of the professor was still thinking about getting close, and then said to Xiao Liuzi: "My lord is so literary, I admire him very much. Ask the adults a lot."

But who would have thought that Xiao Liuzi waved his hand and cast a blank look at the ghost of the professor: "Cut, your level is too low, you are not qualified, and you don't want to teach brats."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Liuzi sank into the ground and disappeared in a gust of wind.

The ghost of the professor was scorned by Xiao Liuzi, and immediately became embarrassed, and turned to look at me.

I shrugged my shoulders, with a helpless expression on my face: "I can't help it, he doesn't make regular outfits."

boom!

As soon as the words fell, suddenly, there was a loud noise on the podium.

I was shocked and looked up. Teacher Luo had stood up, his face was flushed, and he was still holding my exam paper in his right hand, trembling slightly. It is impossible to write such a composition!"

Chapter 416 Don't Forget Your Bet

boom!

The other students in the examination room let out an exclamation at the same time.

After all, it's the final exam. Teachers have always expected students to answer the exam questions seriously, and there has never been a teacher who directly got mad in the exam room!

"Teacher Luo, please calm down." The young teacher Chen's complexion changed, and he persuaded in a low voice, "Now the students are taking the exam."

But Teacher Luo acted like he was crazy. He waved his hands and ignored Teacher Chen. He pointed at me and cursed, "Calm down, a scumbag, how could you write such a composition?"

I frowned, and stood up to meet Teacher Luo's gaze: "It's all here now, do you still want to look at people with colored glasses?"

To be honest, my brother cheated on the exam, it was really wrong.

To change to Old Wang, I admit my mistake without saying a word.

But the key point is that Mr. Luo's pissing behavior is too fucked up!

According to him, the so-called scumbags will be scumbags all their lives, no matter what they do, it is a mistake, scumbags are garbage.