I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

After only 10 minutes, except for the last composition question, all the rest of the exam questions were completed!

pat!

The professor ghost controlled my body and put down the ballpoint pen, raised my right hand to touch my chin, and frowned at the same time, assuming a state of thinking about the question.

I also became nervous. This last composition question is the real difficulty!

The professor can't guarantee whether he can get full marks!

"Hmph...the last composition question, you did it! Difficulty? Or do you regret it?" At this moment, Teacher Luo's expression finally relaxed, and he sneered.

"Teacher Luo, don't take you so far, you don't take a review when you write essays?" Wang Dachui said to Teacher Luo.

call!

At this moment, in the examination room, the wind blew up and the temperature plummeted. I was suddenly ecstatic, the killer... came!

Chapter 413 I'll Give You Something Superb

The temperature in the examination room plummeted.

The candidates and the teacher showed weird expressions at the same time, probably because they didn't understand why the temperature of the good things dropped again.

My soul stared at the place where the faint wind was blowing up, bursting into ecstasy.

The killer is here!What's the matter...it's nothing to worry about!

As soon as the idea came up, two ghosts slowly emerged from the ground.

But when I saw them, I was confused.

It's the Xueba ghost, and Xiao Liuzi!

Yaya's legs, where's the promised Li Bai?

"Big brother!"

As soon as Xiao Liuzi floated up, she ran towards me with a grin, stared at the examination paper on the table, and said with a smile, "I'll do it."

He didn't show up on purpose, and when he said these words, ordinary people couldn't hear them at all.

After finishing speaking, Xiao Liuzi got into my body, and at the same time, the ghost of the professor who occupied my body exited my body, stood aside, and stared at the table with the ghosts of the two doctors and masters. examination paper.

With a stronger sense of swelling in the body, Xiao Liuzi went up to my body, and at the same time, my soul heard Xiao Liuzi say: "Brother, now we are in the same body, you only need to think about what you said, We can communicate."

I was so anxious that I heard his words and said hastily, "Where's Li Bai?"

Now all my hopes are pinned on Li Bai, the great killer of poets. The ghost of the Nima Xueba went for a walk around the underworld, only to bring Xiaoliuzi up.

This stick directly knocked me a little confused.

Moreover, now Xiaoliuzi got into my body, judging by his posture, he really wants to help me write essays!

Isn't this Nima a fool?

With Xiaoliuzi's cheap piss, he can still write essays?

"Don't mention it, those two dogs are drunk again, and they are dancing swords with Cui Pan in the First Judge Hall." Xiao Liuzi said, "But don't worry, brother, I can do this last question."

I couldn't calm down on the spot, Yaya's legs, should Li Bai, the poet fairy, be so unreliable?

And Xiaoliuzi, my special mother needs full marks for her composition!

Otherwise, this time the pretend ratio is really pretending to be big!

Xiaoliuzi's piss-swish urination, let's do a yo-yo!Is it possible that it can be compared with three professors, doctorates and masters?

"Liu, what I need this time is a full score in the composition." I said in pain.

"Isn't it full marks? Sure, leave it to me." Xiao Liuzi's tone was full of confidence.

But the more he is like this, the more worried I am, since I met Xiao Liuzi, this guy has never dragged Wen in front of me.

Either he is flattering me, or he is flirting with female ghosts all day long. His behavior is purely a hooligan ghost, not artistic at all!

"Have you been reviewing this question for long enough? Can't you write it?" At this time, Teacher Luo saw that "I" hadn't written yet, the smile on his face became even more awkward, and his eyes narrowed. You really don’t know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth!”

These words were so loud that they sounded like thunder in the silent examination room.

My soul glanced at Mr. Luo, and there was nothing I could do, so I had to leave it to Xiao Liuzi.

"Xiao Liuzi, do your best." I sighed.

"Don't worry, big brother, you'll get full marks." Xiao Liuzi said with a smile, then controlled my body, turned to stare at Teacher Luo: "Whether I can write or not, it's none of your business?"

"what?"

Teacher Luo didn't expect that "I" would burst out with such a sentence suddenly, and he was shocked.

Even Teacher Chen and the students in the examination room were full of astonishment.

After all, although I lost my temper just now, I restrained myself from the beginning to the end. I am not as... rampant as I am now!

"The sage said: There is no distinction in teaching, as a teacher, you teach students according to their aptitude, you bastard, what kind of teacher are you?" Xiao Liuzi once again controlled my body and said, probably because the Xueba ghost had already told him what happened before .

boom!

Teacher Luo's face suddenly turned ugly, and he slapped the table: "Presumptuous, are you talking to the teacher like that?"

boom!

Xiao Liuzi controlled my body and slapped the table with the same hand: "Presumptuous, are you talking to students like that?"

boom!

In the examination room, the pot exploded.

"Fuck, is this a bet on the exam, or are you going to get ready for a fight?"

"It's amazing my brother Fengzi, this nima is directly attacking Lao Luo head-on."

"Hiss... the style of painting has changed a bit quickly."

……

I listened to those discussions, the two atomic bombs in my crotch twitched and hurt, Yaya's legs, only the little Liuzi now controls the reaction of my body... It's okay, little Liuzi!

"Mr. Luo, Chen Feng, please restrain yourself. This is the exam room, the final exam. Don't interfere with other students' exam answers." Teacher Chen said in a deep voice.

Teacher Luo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly his ugly expression calmed down, and he smiled coldly: "Chen Feng, start writing, don't forget our game!"

"Just start writing, I'm afraid you'll be an egg." Xiao Liuzi controlled my body, and once he opened his mouth, he said something to Mr. Luo, then picked up the ballpoint pen and stared at the exam composition questions on the scroll for a few seconds, and then wrote .

hiss!

But as soon as he wrote a few words, Teacher Chen beside him suddenly gasped and exclaimed, "Student Chen Feng, do you want to use classical Chinese to compose your composition?"

My soul was in my body, and when I watched the few classical Chinese styles written by Xiao Liuzi, I was about to go crazy, and my mind ran wildly.

To die!

Xiao Liuzi is going to kill me!

It's hard enough to write a full-score composition. You can use classical Chinese to write a composition. It's 24K pure death without any leeway!

"Huh, you're looking for death! It's already as difficult as the sky to get a full score in composition, and you still want to write in classical Chinese. It seems that you've given up on this study." Teacher Luo sneered.

When I heard this, I felt that my soul was almost uncontrollable and wanted to leave my body.

If I had known that Xiaoliuzi would do such a thing, I might as well have asked three professors, doctorates and masters to work out a composition together.

This time the competition was really pretending to explode.

The score of the composition itself has a kind of "randomness", which is related to the strength of the composition writer and the angle and attitude of the grading teacher. When using classical Chinese, this "randomness" is further expanded.

After all, when the teacher reviews the classical Chinese composition, he has to translate the vernacular. If the translation is wrong, points will be deducted. Moreover, classical Chinese is more particular about the style of writing than vernacular!

If you make a mistake, points will be deducted!

Just as the egg was hurting, Xiao Liuzi controlled my body, turned to look at Teacher Luo who was laughing, and then rolled his eyes: "If I don't give you something high-end, you really don't know how many dogs Ma Wang has grown?" Eye."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Liuzi didn't look at Teacher Luo at all, lowered her head to write, and began to write quickly...

Chapter 414 Is it true that I am a scholar?

In the classroom, the quiet needle drop can be heard.

Xiao Liuzi controlled my body, sitting with her back straight, holding a ballpoint pen in her hand, writing like flying, writing quickly.

Without a bit of stuttering and pause, it seems that every word that falls on the test paper has long been understood.

What is "flowing clouds and flowing water"?What is writing like the wind?

Xiao Liuzi is in this state now!

In the classroom, all the other students had no intention of taking the exam. They were attracted by "I", watched curiously, and even started talking in a low voice.

"Chen Feng is really amazing. He not only hates the teacher, but also writes directly in classical Chinese. He has a lot of confidence."

"Confidence? I think he is overthinking his abilities. It's not like no one in our school has used classical Chinese to write compositions, but what about the grades?"

"Zhang Youhao seems to have written a composition once, with a full score of 25 points, and scored [-] points, which should be the limit."

"Fengzi's doing this is purely egg hitting a stone."

……

Hearing those words, my heart suddenly became cold, as if I had been stuffed with hundreds of catties of ice.

Although those words are not optimistic about me, what they said is indeed such a truth.

It is as difficult as heaven to write a composition in classical Chinese and still want to get full marks!

"Hmph, the posture is good, but I don't know how the finished product will be." Teacher Luo crossed his arms and looked at "me" with disdain.

Teacher Chen on the side couldn't help but sighed and let out a sigh of relief.

But when Xiao Liuzi wrote the first paragraph, suddenly, the professor ghost standing beside him exclaimed: "Good calligraphy! There is a sharp edge in the brush, a sharp knife in the heart, it looks graceful, but there is a kind of penetrating in each stroke. The powerful penetrating power of the human heart."

I was shocked suddenly, and only then did I notice the words written by Xiao Liuzi on the scroll.

To be honest, as a scumbag student, I'm really not very good at calligraphy.

But looking at Xiaoliuzi's writing, I feel extremely neat, the hooks of the strokes are not stagnant at all, flowing like clouds and flowing water, and at the end of each hook, they suddenly become extremely sharp, like mountains and rivers rushing down.

how to say?

Xiaoliuzi's handwriting is at least much better than my "dog planing style"!

However, for Yaya's legs, Chinese composition does pay attention to neat writing, but this stuff is not very useful!

To put it bluntly, as long as the writing is neat and the marking teacher has a little bit of a heart, he can give you a score for this piece. point.

But this is not enough to make a big deal!

If you really want to get a high score in your composition, the most important thing is... the content!

The content is wrong, not to mention the writing is neat, even if it is written at the level of everyone in calligraphy, it will still kneel like a dog!

However, the ghosts of Xueba were not paying attention to Xiaoliuzi's content at all, they were completely attracted by Xiaoliuzi's calligraphy, and Huante Niang started discussing in front of me.

"My lord's calligraphy, why do I feel that it would be better with a brush?" said the master ghost.

"Indeed, if my lord uses a brush, calligraphy with this brush power will definitely be able to go up three grades! My lord is really hiding it!" Another ghost of a doctor nodded in agreement.

My mother-in-law is crying to death, Yaya's legs, content!content!

Why are these Xueba ghosts so disturbing?

Why are you still talking about Xiaoliuzi's calligraphy?

Anyway, let's discuss the content!

I was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, staring at the words that appeared rapidly on the test paper. With my level of knowledge, I couldn't judge whether Xiaoliuzi's content was enough to qualify for full marks!

Suddenly, the ghostly body of the professor trembled, and the yin energy on his body couldn't help rippling, and at the same time, his expression changed drastically, and he exclaimed: "Wait! My lord's calligraphy is so proficient, it is definitely among the best in ancient times." Excellent, and judging by the posture of the adults answering the questions now, it is obvious that they are immersed in it, such calligraphy, such neat scrolls, such state... Could it be that the adults are..."

Speaking of this, the ghost of the professor stopped suddenly.

I subconsciously looked at the ghost of the professor, and the ghosts of the two doctors and masters also looked at him.