My disciples have hidden identities

Bodhi's head was buzzing, as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his bald head, he quickly calmed down.

He was speechless by Ji Pingsheng's lecture, and he held back for a long time before he could utter a word.

"But the Buddha didn't say that either!"

Ji Ping laughed angrily: "That's the Buddha, the old man has never done it, and he will say it after he has done it!"

The Buddhas of this generation in Xuanshen Realm, the Buddhas of the previous generation, and even the Buddhas of each era may be the same.

"Buddha... Buddha..."

Bodhi's expression was in a trance, and his body was on the verge of falling. Ji Pingsheng's words just now had caused a strong mental attack on him. Even after he calmed down, he was still in a daze.

"What did you do to Buddha, Buddha, I will ask you a word."

Ji Pingsheng said impatiently, "Does the Buddha have descendants?"

Bodhi shook his head blankly: "No."

"That's enough, he has no offspring, what are you learning from him!"

Ji Pingsheng patted Bodhi on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Things about Buddhism and Taoism are not compatible with human feelings."

"Do you want to stick to the Buddha's heart, or revitalize Bodhi, tell me your answer!"

Stick to the Buddha's heart?

Revitalize Bodhi?

The mist in Bodhi's eyes slowly dissipated, replaced by unwavering faith.

He looked directly at Ji Pingsheng and said decisively: "Sovereign, I want to reproduce!"

QTMD Buddha Heart!

I don't go to hell, who goes to hell!

I, Bodhi, take great cause as the most important thing!

"Good! Great goodness!"

Ji Pingsheng exclaimed loudly, then looked at Bodhi with a smirk on his face, and said after a few heys: "You are like this."

"After you go back, push your little flower directly onto the bed, then remove the obstacles, meet each other frankly, use positive and negative, and exercise many times, the essence will be dissipated!"

"In this way, in the name of the suzerain, I guarantee that after ten months, the Shangqing sect will have a new life!"

Ji Pingsheng's words hit Bodhi's weak heart like thunder, and in an instant, the night scene was imagined in his mind.

Bang bang bang!

In an instant, Bodhi's heart was beating wildly, his face turned red again at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he shook his head vigorously: "No, no, no, I can't do it!"

"Why can't it be done?"

Ji Pingsheng frowned and said: "It's just a very simple matter, you can just treat her as a pink skeleton!"

"metropolitan."

Bodhi shook his head and said, "One cannot insult a skeleton, at least not."

Grass!

Let me tell you!

"Then do you still want to plant the bodhi tree family all over the world? Do you still want to know whether the rare race in the Xuanshen Realm can stand up?"

Ji Pingsheng said unceremoniously: "If you want, then listen to me!"

"But……"

Bodhi's expression was extremely tangled, and he said with a bitter face: "Sect Master, I can't pass this hurdle in my heart!"

"My disciple has been practicing Buddhism for 20 years. This is the first time I come into contact with this kind of thing. I, I, I... I am afraid!"

Before Ji Pingsheng could speak, Bodhi spoke again, and said cautiously: "If it's not the suzerain, I'll think about it again. I'll talk about it when I overcome my heart."

Think about it, how can I listen to the corner!

Ji Pingsheng was speechless in his heart, he didn't want to peep, he was just curious, just a little bit curious.

"Count, you are too cowardly!"

With deep disdain in Ji Pingsheng's eyes, he scolded: "Bodhi, why are you so cowardly!"

"No, suzerain."

Bodhi said: "It's not that I'm cowardly, it's that the Buddha is too cowardly."

"If the Buddha is sympathetic, then the Buddhist disciples will be sympathetic. If the Buddha is not sympathetic, then the Buddhist disciples will not be sympathetic."

"In the final analysis, it is the Buddha's problem, not my problem."

Buddha: "..."

Buddha slowly made a question mark.

Ji Pingsheng never expected to dump the blame on the Buddha.

Is this because the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, or is the upper beam too straight and the lower beam not crooked?

Ji Pingsheng stared at Bodhi, but Bodhi didn't dare to look at Ji Pingsheng.

Let him follow the Buddha from the heart, disciples can't do it!

"Hey."

Ji Pingsheng sighed with hatred on his face: "Well, if you don't dare to face each other naked, I have another way."

Bodhi suddenly turned his head to look at Ji Pingsheng, with a strong prayer in his eyes: "Sect Master, what can I do?"

Ji Pingsheng smiled slightly: "If the human body doesn't dare, can the body dare?"

I went to watch the Spring Festival Gala, and I will give New Year greetings to my big brothers after midnight.

Chapter 299 Chi Zhengyang can help you both give birth!

The body of Bodhi is the Bodhi tree.

The body of the flower prison is the flower of hell.

If you can't do it, you can't be a human being!

For a long time, Bodhi has always regarded himself as a human being, and never mentioned his own body when it is not necessary, so he did not expect this.

Now after Ji Pingsheng dialed it, Bodhi suddenly realized: "That's right, I'm not human!"

If it's a human body, he's embarrassed that he doesn't have this face.

But the tree body has no face at all!

"The suzerain is so wise!"

Bodhi's eyes shone with excitement, and he looked at Ji Pingsheng with tears in his eyes: "If the human body is not good enough, then use the body!"

He paced back and forth excitedly, fiddled with the prayer beads on his chest with one hand, and if he couldn't control the other, it was like the beads were flying off the rope.

"Now that you understand, let's go quickly."

Ji Pingsheng waved his hand towards Bodhi, signaling him to get out of here quickly, and don't bother him as a single dog.

"Thank you, Sect Master, I will definitely work hard to add more members to the sect!"

After Bodhi bowed deeply to Ji Pingsheng, he was about to leave in a hurry, he could hardly restrain the hormones in his body.

As the saying goes, I can't hold down the gun anymore!

But before he could take a few steps, he suddenly froze in place, as if he had remembered something, turned his head to look at Ji Pingsheng blankly, and asked doubtfully, "Sect Master, how do you combine trees and flowers? ??"

Ji Pingsheng just wanted to continue drinking and having fun, but when he heard Bodhi's question, he was also stunned.

Yes, damn it!

What about the trees and flowers!

This is not just a matter of reproductive isolation, neither of these two seem to have that organ!

"Wait, let the suzerain deduce it."

The expression on Ji Pingsheng's face froze, and he frowned and thought.

Bodhi was also dumbfounded, he sent himself directly into the [-]th layer of cold prison when he asked this question.

After hearing Ji Pingsheng talk about the love between men and women just now, he subconsciously thought about it in his own body.

He found that his body didn't seem to have that ability!

Suddenly, dark clouds covered Bodhi's heart, making it difficult for him to even breathe.

wait, no!

Bodhi's face suddenly changed, and a more terrifying reality appeared in his mind.

They belong to the bodhi tree family and have no fertility!

The Bodhi tree family cannot be sown and cut like normal plants.

Even if he broke off his own branch and planted it on the ground, he couldn't grow a second bodhi tree!

The method of reproduction of the bodhi tree family is that only when two bodhi trees, male and female, are transformed into forms, can the next offspring be born.

The next offspring is born as a human baby, but it will soon turn into a seedling of its own body, and it will not take shape until the parents raise it carefully.

However, bodhi trees are rare, and bodhi trees that can transform themselves are even rarer.

This is also the real reason why the Bodhi tree family is rare.

There are fewer and fewer bodhi trees capable of multiplying offspring, and the bodhi tree family is getting rarer and rarer!

"This is too... a dog, right?"

Bodhi muttered to himself, and subconsciously spit out a slang word that he heard from Ji Pingsheng.

why?

Why can't the bodhi tree family reproduce offspring with the body?

Bodhi's thinking head swelled, and he vaguely felt that this matter was not simple!

All the rare races in the Mysterious God Realm seem to be facing the same problem as Bodhi Tree.

It's just that you can't reproduce as you want like human beings!

This is true for Bodhi trees, hell flowers, and other rare races!

Bodhi's complexion became more and more ugly. He originally only wanted to have a baby.

But now, the more he thought about it, the more something was wrong, even beyond his comprehension.

Originally, there were two roads before Bodhi.

One, to combine with a human body, but his Buddha heart does not allow him to do so, mainly because of shyness.

Second, combine with the ontology.

But the fucking body has no ability to reproduce, so it directly blocked this road!

In other words, he can only choose the first one.

This wave, this wave is God forcing him to break his body.

"No, you can't give up, it depends on the suzerain."

Bodhi cast his eyes on Ji Pingsheng for help, and it was hard to hide the nervousness on his face.

Bodhi thought so much, Ji Pingsheng also thought about it.

But no matter how he recalled, he couldn't find a way to combine the tree and the flower!

In other words, he doesn't know that trees and flowers have reproductive organs at all!

This is outrageous.

Ji Pingsheng scratched his head in distress, looked up at Bodhi, and asked again: "Are you sure your body is okay?"

Bodhi showed a Sima face, and said, "The body is really not good, not only my body, the body of Xiaoyu, but also the bodies of all rare races in the Mysterious God Realm are not allowed!"