My disciples have hidden identities

"This...does this have anything to do with reproduction?"

Bodhi asked blankly.

Ji Pingsheng frowned, and said in surprise: "You don't even understand such an explicit action?"

Bodhi shook his head and asked in surprise, "Should I understand?"

"A man should understand it!"

"But I don't understand!"

"You have to understand."

"I really don't understand."

"What nonsense, enlightenment, you are a natural born Buddha!"

Ji Pingsheng gave Bodhi a look of contempt, such a simple and clear movement, even a man should be able to understand it!

Could it be that I did it too fast?

"I'll do it again, be serious."

Ji Pingsheng said angrily, once again put the chopsticks into the wine glass and touched the bottom, and slowly moved in and out.

"understand?"

Bodhi shook his head: "No."

"Look, I have increased the range and accelerated the speed. What about this time?"

"I still don't understand."

1 minute later.

The afterimages in Ji Pingsheng's hand were repeated, and the speed even rubbed out flames, but Bodhi still looked ignorant and ignorant, which made him a little frustrated, and he couldn't hold back the power he had been controlling.

With a crisp sound, the chopsticks pierced the bottom of the wine glass.

This scene.

Like a thunderbolt dispelling dark clouds, the fog in Bodhi's mind was split, and the light shone brightly, revealing his spirituality.

"I understand!"

After Bodhi was slightly taken aback, he suddenly yelled, Ji Pingsheng's hands trembled in fright, and the wine glass fell to the ground.

This time, it was completely broken.

Ji Pingsheng didn't care about the broken wine glass, looked at Bodhi, and hurriedly asked, "What do you know?"

Bodhi said solemnly, "Chopsticks and wine glasses, are they metaphors?"

simile? !

Ji Pingsheng breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, sure enough, his efforts were not in vain, he finally understood.

Bodhi continued: "Earlier senior brother told me that to give birth to a child, you need to burn a fire stick, and fourth senior brother told me that to reproduce a new life, you have to fight against the sky."

After hearing this passage, Ji Pingsheng had a bad premonition in his heart.

What is this all about!

"The two senior brothers are half-knowledgeable, but the suzerain has restored the whole process of reproduction."

Bodhi's eyes were bright, and his tone was full of joy and he said: "In the suzerain's analogy, chopsticks are equal to fire sticks, and wine glasses are equal to the sky."

"The suzerain's action is to imply that when using the fire stick to fight against the sky, there will be advances and retreats. In the end, the bottom of the wine glass is broken, which is equivalent to defeating the sky."

"That is to say, the birth of a new life requires the determination of man to conquer the sky!"

I drop your mother! ! !

Ji Pingsheng was dumbfounded, he stared at Bodhi dumbfounded, with an unconcealable shock on his face.

What a savvy is this!

why?

Why is such a simple action, which 70 billion people can do, unexpectedly answered as f*cking?

What the hell is it?

God still cares about this thing?

Jing Muxi, Chi Zhengyang, what the hell are you both teaching!

When he was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, Bodhi bowed deeply to Ji Pingsheng, and then turned around to leave.

"Sovereign, I'm going to find a firestick right now, and then I'll take Xiao Prison to attack the Heavenly Dao!"

"Bodhi will definitely conquer the sky!"

You are destined to ascend to heaven!

"Wait, wait, wait!"

When Ji Pingsheng saw Bodhi's resolute expression, he knew that he was going to go to heaven, so he hurried out and blocked Bodhi's way.

"metropolitan?"

Bodhi who was stopped was puzzled.

"No, no, I was stupid just now, it's my brain damage!"

Ji Pingsheng pulled Bodhi back to his original position in fear, we can't afford to offend that one in the sky!

"Isn't it?"

Bodhi frowned: "I think it's quite right, what the senior brother and the fourth senior brother told me is also connected!"

"They're both brain-dead!"

After Ji Pingsheng cursed, he forcibly suppressed his beating heart.

Now, he probably understood the problem.

It's not that Bodhi is too stupid, but that he never took a physiology class!

Different worlds, different levels, and many concepts are different.

If this kind of thing is not practiced, how can it be used.

After Ji Pingsheng sorted out his thoughts, he looked at Bodhi and asked a particularly important question.

"Bodhi, have you ever gone to the bathroom?"

"bathroom?"

Bodhi was stunned: "Is the toilet you mentioned a place where ordinary people excrete?"

Ji Pingsheng almost burst out laughing when he heard this sentence, he suppressed his smile and nodded, "Yes, have you been there?"

Bodhi didn't understand why Ji Pingsheng asked such a question, so he shook his head and replied, "No."

The truth is revealed!

The corner of Ji Pingsheng's mouth was cracked, and he looked at Bodhi with a smile.

Can't laugh, must not laugh, it's disrespectful.

It's been 20 years and I haven't even used it.

What's more, I don't even know how to use it.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ji Pingsheng looked at Bodhi with a half-smile, a third-part pity, and a third-part malice. He stretched out his hand and beckoned to Bodhi: "Come on, poor boy, come here with your ears."

After being slightly taken aback, Bodhi moved his head closer and put his ear close to Ji Pingsheng.

"Sect Master, what are you going to say?"

Ji Pingsheng whispered in Bodhi's ear, and instilled the simplest physiological knowledge, plus the method of reproduction, into Bodhi's head in one breath.

Followed by.

Even Bodhi's face turned from white to blue, from green to red, from red to red.

With a buzzing sound, it was like boiling water, and white smoke rose from Bodhi's bald head.

"No...no...no...shameless!!!"

Chapter 298 Bodhi: It's not me, but the Buddha!

"absurd!"

"Absurd!"

"Shameless"

"Unreasonable!"

"Indecent!"

"@%#&###()*...%...￥*#&!"

Ji Pingsheng looked at Bodhi dully, his eyes full of novelty.

Five minutes had passed since he told Bodhi the truth, and Bodhi also sprayed for five minutes in shame and anger.

Smoke rose from Bodhi's head, and his entire bald head was flushed red, as if it had been steamed.

Yoyo, this is the first time I have seen Bodhi in this form!

Ji Pingsheng looked at Bodhi with great interest, didn't stop him, didn't stop him, just listened quietly to his venting.

It's a pity that he didn't have a camera in his hand, otherwise he would have recorded this scene and preserved it as Bodhi's dark history.

Ji Pingsheng never thought that what he just said could have such a great psychological impact on Bodhi.

It's like, it's like his three views have been shattered.

Is there such an exaggeration for something that everyone knows?

"Come on, have a drink."

Ji Pingsheng heard that Bodhi's voice was a bit hoarse, so he took the initiative to pour him a glass of water.

Gollum.

After Bodhi drank it all, he gasped heavily, looked at Ji Pingsheng with bloodshot eyes, and said angrily, "Sect Master, are you fooling the disciple?"

He would rather believe that the reproduction of the offspring would be overwhelming, and he would not believe what Ji Pingsheng said.

Outrageous!

Ji Pingsheng spread his hands, and said with an innocent face: "This is the truth. You don't need a stick, you don't need to do anything, just a man and a woman are enough."

"impossible!"

Bodhi blushed, with a dark face, and said incoherently: "How is it possible! How can such a sacred thing as procreation be linked to obscene things! There can be no connection between the two!"

"Ha ha."

Ji Pingsheng chuckled, and asked back: "Who told this kind of thing is obscene?"

"Nobody...but!"

Bodhi said angrily: "A man and a woman, naked, embracing each other, touching at a negative distance, this kind of thing is obscene!"

Ji Pingsheng's words were well summed up by him.

"not like this."

Ji Pingsheng said helplessly: "It's not a man and a woman, it's a pair of opposite sexes who love each other, you know?"

"The point is to be in love, with the opposite sex!"

"Since ancient times, the love between men and women and the love of union have been extremely sacred."

"What is unholy is just people's thoughts."

Ji Pingsheng looked at Bodhi, and asked calmly: "What you hear is not what you see, what you see is what you see. I don't know the whole picture so I don't make comments. Bodhi, you are wrong."

"I was wrong?"