Being bred by the worm mother to breed offspring?

I think I'm crazy to think cats look like people.

After biting me, the cat just walked away. It was so fast that it was gone before I could react.

"What are you doing, stupid cat!"

I can only complain like this, is it really let me compete with the cat?After all, we have more important things to do.But to be honest, the look of the cat looking back at that time really made me feel a little uncomfortable. Am I too suspicious?Or have you been single for a long time, do you feel sexy even when you look at cats?

"It should be a fool who is idle."

"Eh? Why am I being scolded again?"

"Idiot, have you forgotten what we are here for?"

"Of course we caught the murderer who robbed us of our sumptuous lunch! That vicious thief!"

"So what about the murderer?"

"How do I know, if it wasn't for this cat..."

The words stopped abruptly, because through Lissus' reminder, I noticed something that concerned me very much.

"Wait! You mean the cat..."

"Humph,"

Although there was no answer, Lissus's performance definitely confirmed my thoughts. From the beginning, we ignored some details. For example, we didn't pay attention to what the cat looked like... ah no, what it looked like We've seen it before, but we haven't associated it with other things, like... the hair we found.

The hair hanging on the branches is brownish yellow, and the hair color of this cat is also brownish yellow, plus how could a cat appear so coincidentally so close to us in this winter?

I think the answer has already surfaced.

"This cat stole our food! Eh... that's not right, so where did the fish go?"

"Fool!"

As a result, Li Susi rolled her eyes.

"Of course it was eaten."

It seems to be the truth...but I still feel very angry.

"This stupid cat, thank you for being so kind to her! I caress her so much that she didn't expect to steal our food!"

"I really don't see how you treat her well..."

"What?! Lissus, you are suspicious of me... Wait a minute!" However, just when I was about to complain about Lissus, I suddenly remembered something, "Since you can see it, Lissus, why did you Why don’t you tell it? Did you let it go on purpose?! It’s the culprit who stole our food!”

"No, at that time I..."

"How are you?"

"It's so cute... just forget about it."

"..."

Well, I don't have the face to say anything to her, after all, she is not the only one who is ashamed because of the cute kitten, but also me.But the cat ran away, what can we do?

After all, these are just a few fish. If you lose it, you can lose it. Anyway, it doesn’t matter anymore. Let’s treat it as a reward for this kitten who has been bullied by me for a long time.

"What should we do now?"

"You can't have trouble with cats, right? It's just a few fish."

"makes sense……"

It can be seen that at this moment, Lissus probably still cares about the fact that the cat is faster than her, because from just now, the cat's escape speed is not slower than Lissus's at all.

"Let's go, go to the nearest place with people."

Let this cat appear as an episode. We can't delay our formation because of the absurd thing of chasing cats. The map is still in the car, so at this time we can only look at the map photos taken on the phone, and then Orientation is set.

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just everyday life... I'm talking about everyday life when I still have my phone.

"Eh?!!"

"what happened?"

"The phone is gone!!"

When I reach into my trouser pocket no matter what position I use, I can't find the mobile phone at all. There is no doubt that my mobile phone is lost.

…………

"It must have been stolen by that stupid cat!"

I'm sure she took it, after we've scoured all the places around here that have been around since the last time I pulled out my phone - three 10 minutes ago.

Where can thirty kinds of mobile phones be dropped?I returned all the routes I took, but still couldn't find it.

It would be nice to have a second phone, because then I can always tell where the phone is by the sound of the call, anyway, people in other worlds don't know how to play with phones.

But no second phone.

"..."

Seeing my anxious face, Li Susi didn't speak, how could she understand that the mobile phone is my half wife!Although a wife without internet is as useless as a paper man...

But I don't want my wife to leave!

"Maybe I forgot where?"

"Impossible. I kept it in my trouser pocket all the time. I just took it out three or ten minutes ago to check the time."

"Maybe you misremembered?"

"No!"

My sudden high-spirited answer startled Lissus, because this kind of situation is absolutely impossible to happen, maybe people from other worlds will not understand, but as a person on earth, as a modern person, as a person who is surrounded by mobile phones and Teenagers enslaved by the Internet... Well, I am no longer a teenager. In short, as a person who never leaves his mobile phone, subconsciously putting the mobile phone in his trouser pocket has become subconscious. In other words, this has become an action of muscle memory.

It is impossible for me to leave my mobile phone behind. Even if I forget my wallet, I will not forget my mobile phone. This is something that every modern person understands. This has become a habit of our human beings. That's why I dare to answer Li Susi so confidently.

To put it bluntly, this just proves that I am a standard phone addict.

How do I feel so proud?Forget it, that's what it means anyway, what Lisusi said is absolutely impossible to happen.

"Well……"

As a result, Li Susi turned her head angrily, and her tail was far away from me. It seemed that she was angry with me.