The development of the domineering plot lies in the fact that you will pick up cheats when jumping off a cliff, stand up and awaken an inexplicable physique after being stabbed 72 times by a knife, and what's more...you can become a heroine if you pick up a female, like a cat demon , Fox demons, tree demons, flower demons, etc. In short, as the saying goes, as long as you have ideals in your heart, everything can be a mother.But mother can [beep——! 】!
Um... blocked?Forget it, anyway, everyone understands what I mean, right?
Of course, these are the only treasures passed down in the hearts of our dead houses, and they are the insights of blood and tears summed up by the dead houses over the years.Now that I have told you this rule, please pass it on!
What?Some people say that every time I show up, I will write a bunch of inexplicable truths at the beginning to make up the number of words?How can it be!Am I that kind of person?Of course, I did this to pave the way for the story that happened next!As for...what to pave the way for...God will probably know.
Also, do you think I'm one of the harem trying to find a reason for the kitten I meet next to turn into a human form?Don't be kidding, I'm a dedicated little virgin, and... this is clearly a very cute, cute and ordinary kitten.
"Lissus, look... this way..."
Before I could finish my words, Lisus rushed out, and then picked up the cat on the ground. This speed felt exactly the same as the black shadow just now, so you actually stole the fish, right?
"so cute"
"Yeah... so cute..."
Didn’t you see that the cat in your arms is frothing at the mouth because of you? !Almost didn't scare people to death!
"But why is there a cat here?"
"Isn't this the same as why there are idlers here?"
"Is there any comparison between me and a cat?!"
"She's cuter than you."
"Sorry, I'm not as good as a cat!"
I always feel that my status is even lower in the eyes of Li Susi.
But when I was talking, the cat seemed to have almost recovered, anyway, the foaming at the mouth was gone, and it looked at me with the same expression as if it were mentally retarded...
Am I despised by cats? !
"That little cat... ah!!"
As a result, when I wanted to reach out to touch her, I was bitten by her. After all, I am also a person who cares about animals, so I won’t be hated by cats, right?But in fact, when she saw me approaching, she immediately frowned and bowed her teeth, wishing that if I touched her, she would be like a chaste woman.
"Xian Ren is hated by cats."
"I don't need you to tell me about this kind of thing!"
Heh, with my stubborn temper, the more you don’t let me touch it, the more I want to touch it.
Taking advantage of Lisusi's inattention, I took the cat out of her arms. Of course, I lifted it out by pinching its neck, and then threw it into my palm.
To be honest, the expression of this cat is so human-like, my sudden action frightened her silly, and she was still dumbfounded until it was in my hands, but how could I give up because of its expression Touch it's plan.
So I stretched out my fingers and frantically touched it, the front, the back, the back, the belly, the paws, I didn’t even let go of the face, the cat is very warm, and because of the fur, it’s very comfortable to hold, I was a little reluctant to let go, so I rubbed against my chest.
Probably this is my illusion, I felt the cat in my arms showed an incredible expression, and then this expression smoothly changed into despair and dullness... Eh?Why use the word smooth?
Of course, she also resisted and struggled violently when I touched it, but if I am 1.8 meters and I can't clean up an [-]cm cat, then I guess I really have no face to continue living.
So I just tortured it logically, huh?Why is the idiom that it seems logical that I am a bad person used here again?
"what are you doing?!"
Lisuth didn't say anything at first when she saw me snatch the cat away, but now that I turned the cat upside down and fiddled with something, she still asked this question.
"I'm checking its gender."
"Why does it depend on people's gender!"
"Well, anyway, let's treat it as an otaku's hobby!"
Of course I won't explain our idea of a dead house, but after a little politeness with Lissus, I finally confirmed its gender.Speaking of which, the reason why I am so interested in this cat now is mainly because cats are probably the most similar creatures to cats on earth. If you only look at the appearance, you can’t tell the difference between this cat and cats on earth, so I am really interested in this kind of creature that reminds me of the earth.
"Wow! It really is a mother!"
Under its belly, I did not find the characteristics that a male cat should have, that is, this is a female cat.
It's really lucky, fortunately, it's my mother's...so what am I expecting!
"It's really perverted, Xian Ren."
"Ahem... what's wrong with a man being perverted... oh, by the way, let's not talk about that, haven't you noticed that this cat is a bit strange?"
I didn't care about the sluggish expression of the cat in my hand. Of course, my fingers must still be teasing this poor kitten, but, compared to these, there are some things about the kitten that I care more about.
"what happened?"
"Look here, her tail seems to be broken."
This kind of break is not broken by someone looking at it with a knife, but like a natural disability, a slanted plane appears on its tail bar, making the tail bar that should have been long look very short, and , which is rather weird.
"It seems to be like this, what a poor child."
"Well, what is this? Isn't it just a broken tail?"
Seeing the regretful expression on Li Susi's face, I don't understand. There is something wrong with the tail bar. Is it so sad?There are still many bobtail cats popular in the world.
"Xian Ren, you can actually say that..."
"Eh? How can I... eh??!!"
At first, I was still wondering why Li Susi said this, making it the same as what I did to dislike, but the cat in my arms didn't give me time to think about this question.
"Meow--!"
A rather sharp meow came from the cat's mouth, then it bit me hard and ran away.
"You bastard, what are you doing!"
I was bitten by it again.
If you don't like me, you don't like me. If you dislike me, you don't have to bite me.
Because of Lisuth's inexplicable words and the performance of this kitten, to be honest, I was a little angry, but when I saw the expression the cat made when it turned around, I was stunned.
"Meow meow--!"
I don't know if it was crying, but I can't forget the sad look.
…………
99: The Cat and the Thief
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