"Huh... hum... ha... um..."
What?philosophy?It doesn't exist, it's just a low voice, and it's quite different from the voice made by certain love actions, I can still distinguish it, but if I really describe it, it's more like the low roar of a wild beast.
Did I meet a real beast? !
How is it possible, this is not a movie, with so many weird scenes?
So I turned on my phone's flash, and I wanted to see what was going on.
The place where the sound was made was right behind me, that is to say, near the place where I just pissed. It's a bit far from the village. I didn't believe that Eldar woman would come here to be on duty, so I walked away quite calmly past.
The sound was still going on, and I could clearly see the haystack and the wet ground in front of me under the light of my flash.
Maybe it felt my approach, the voice suddenly became much faster, is it really a living thing?
So I turned over the haystack in front of me and shot the flashing light into it.
So I fainted.
No typos, no jealousy, I just fainted, as for how I fainted...
You can probably imagine what it's like to be fainted from fright, and I... really fainted from fright.
When I saw that guy, I thought my car was alive, but its blue eyes told me it wasn't my Rolls-Royce Thunderbolt. I didn't remember exactly what it looked like at the time too suddenly Anyway, I really thought that the Tyrannosaurus rex appeared in front of me for a moment.
Then I may or may not be lying on my piss, but none of that matters, I could die, of course I can pray it's a herbivore, but obviously it's better to pray that I die soon A little more reliable...
Well, no matter how you say it, it's too bad to be stunned. I can attribute my fainting to the fact that I was not fully awake at the time, otherwise I would definitely not be like this, but can you give me another chance?
I don't want to die yet!
When I opened my eyes, I almost yelled, the sun was a bit dazzling, which made me think that I had flown to the kingdom of heaven, but it was Lissus' voice that brought me back to reality.
"Stop barking, it's annoying."
I am very familiar with the soft feeling under my body. It is Lissus's tail, which is usually my bed.
"I'm alive?"
"about to die."
"Ah?! That bastard must have eaten my body last night! Is my lower body still there? Xiao Xianren can't live without it! I... Am I okay?"
"Going mad and dying."
"..."
Don't you know how scary this joke is!
But thankfully, I didn't eat it, every part of my body was there.
"that……"
"Where did you go last night?"
I originally wanted to explain, but I didn't expect Lisu to ask so forcefully, with a bad tone.
"Peeing..."
"Liar!"
"I'm really peeing! I..."
"Then what is this?"
Lissus pointed to my dirty clothes, then picked up the grass stained on it...
Women are very good at making trouble out of no reason, because their imaginations are too terrifying, why no one believes them when they tell the truth...
"This is……"
"Obviously I promised not to harass the elves! Why do you want to go out!"
"Eh?!"
"Damn!"
"I told you I'm going to..."
"I trust her, Sister Lissus."
It's just that when I was in a hurry to explain, I heard Lulu's voice, and heard her ending for me...
…………
Four: Do you have a map?
Everything in this world... oh sorry, let's not talk about the big truth today, I want to talk about other things.
I'm very sorry that I forgot to explain the problem I left last time. I remember I said such a nonsense-everything happens for a reason.
That's right, there are reasons, and there are reasons why this kind of thing happened around me.
"What? You mean that's why you attacked us?"
"Yes, that's it."
Lissus and I exclaimed, oh no, I was the one who made the sound, and she was the one who was surprised... But getting the news was really quite shocking.
Of course, before that, Lulu also explained the reason why I was almost scared to death when I pissed.
Speaking of it, it really has something to do with dinosaurs... Oh, it's not called a dinosaur, it's a man-eating beast...
To be reasonable, what kind of name is this, let alone the feeling of having no image, but why is a beast that always eats monsters called a "man-eating" beast?How much malice do you have towards human beings!
But the reason is also here, that guy really eats people.
And now I understand the whole story.
According to what Lulu said, the village of the Dwarf tribe has recently been harassed by a kind of man-eating beast. Every day in the middle of the night, it will sneak up on the sleeping Dwarf tribe. At the beginning, there were some careless tribesmen who died because of negligence. According to the other party, this made the elves hate these ferocious beasts so much that they had to set up guards every night.
As for what happened to me, the first thing was that I was attacked by Lulu. This guy saw the car we were driving, thought it was a man-eating beast that was active during the day, and resolutely launched an attack for the safety of the village, so we almost die...
Then there was the thing that made me faint. If Lulu guessed correctly, I saw a man-eating beast that came out to look for food at night.
"It's really strange, why didn't you die? It stands to reason that you should be eaten..."
"Do you expect me to die so much?!"
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