Just played with placing py? !
But even so, I still have to sleep, so...
"That, Lissus?"
"Ok?"
"Can you stop moving your feet?"
"..."
"There's a tail or something, it's already completely entangled with me..."
"..."
"That chest too... I can hardly breathe..."
"Go out and sleep."
"Hush! Don't talk! Good night!"
In the narrow room, we find it very strenuous to even move. Although there is no problem with the horizontal width, this low room makes us feel like turning over is like catching up with the Spring Festival travel season, and we cannot stretch our arms and legs...
"That Lissus..."
"Idle work is so annoying..."
"This time something really happened..."
"what happened?"
"Did you notice anything strange?"
"The room is small?"
"...not...I mean the Elf..."
At this time, Lissus suddenly turned over and pressed me under her body in a narrow environment. I felt her face was less than one centimeter, and I could clearly feel her breathing.
"What... what's wrong?"
"Idle Ren! Don't have strange ideas about the elves!"
"..."
You are the only ones who have strange ideas!When is it your turn to teach me about this!
"Okay...but that's not what I want to say...have you noticed that the situation outside is a bit unusual?"
"Ok?"
"I'm talking about the guards outside or their flustered attitude. It always feels like something is going to happen..."
"No one will come to attack you at night."
"How on earth did you come up with such an indecent place!"
"Hush! Go to sleep."
Then no matter how much I complained, Li Susi didn't make a sound... I was really prevented from py...
Maybe I really think too much... I hope so.
So, holding Lissus warm, I fell asleep too.
…………
Three: The tragedy caused by going to the toilet
Everything happens for a reason, you may think this is a nonsense, in fact he is a nonsense.
But such a simple truth is often the best reason to explain the truth. It rains because there are many rainy clouds in the sky, covers the quilt because it is cold, and eats because I am hungry. Of course, it does not mean that I am interested in I'm here to talk about philosophy or nonsense with you. What I want to say is related to what happened around me.
Woke up by peeing.
I’m probably very embarrassed to say it, but as the saying goes, there are three urgencies, and it’s only natural for me to be awakened by this kind of physiologically unbearable thing.
In order not to wake up the sleeping Lissus, I spent a lot of effort. First, I had to separate her from my body that was close to me because of the mucus, and then I got out of her arms, During this process, my head hit the ceiling quite a bit, but Lisuth, who was sleeping very deeply, was not woken up by me.
I finally got out of this very small room, and I feel the joy of returning to freedom, but after that, there are other more important problems——
where is the bathroom? !
I don't think I'm perverted enough to watch women go to the toilet, so I have my solution.
"What...you said you have to go to bed early to be close to nature, isn't it also cultivating immortals? Really..."
I glanced at my phone, it was 3:47, it was late at night, but it was not a peaceful and quiet night outside, the oil lamp gave off a faint light, and after having electric lights, I always felt that this kind of oil lamp could only see the surroundings clearly. In the range of one meter, it is no different from a blind person at night, but these Eldar girls are still carrying lights, and they look nervous, which makes me quite surprised.
But can they stop me from peeing?Obviously not!
But I am also a shameless person. Without a toilet, how could I go to the toilet in front of women, so I chose the most traditional way-find a big tree and pee behind it!
Speaking of which, the small village where the elves live is in the middle of the forest, and the most indispensable thing around them are trees and grass, so I picked a place a little farther away to solve my physical problems.
At least you don't have to worry about the embarrassment caused by the sound problem.
"Strange race... sleepless in the middle of the night, suspicious..."
From taking off my pants to taking out my baby to pee, the action was smooth and smooth without any delay. I knew which long-stored urine was coming out, and I let out a cry like an orgasm.
"If the fat and water don't flow into other people's fields, I will be doing a good deed!"
I'm also shameless to the point of wonder, but...don't care!I'm cool!
This process lasted for about 1 minute. After putting on my pants again, I walked back to the village.
Although the performance of these female elves is very strange, it has nothing to do with me. For me, I will say hello to the way to the Kingdom of Ante tomorrow, and then we will leave.
This is my plan. If necessary, of course I will also leave some money lent to me by Tianqi City to express my gratitude.
So I really don't care too much about what they are doing, it's just...these things can't be decided by me alone.
As I was walking back, I heard that voice, that very strange low voice.
"Who is there?"
At first, I thought it was someone from the Elven tribe who found me peeing outside, and I was ready to argue, but... After waiting for a long time, the sound kept coming, but no one came out.
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