Urban: I have a new identity every week

Subconsciously looked up to the sky.

I saw fireworks-like objects flying across the sky in the distance, and there was a loud noise wherever it landed, accompanied by smoke and dust all over the sky.

There were already fireworks in the Tang Dynasty, and Tang Seng had seen them too, but he had never seen such powerful ones.

But what followed was joy.

Because there are fireworks, it means there are people.

He judged the direction where the fireworks flew, and hurriedly walked in the direction.

An hour later, he stood on a mountain, looking at the scene below, stunned.

People, densely packed people.

Zombies, densely packed zombies.

He still doesn't know that thing is called a zombie, he calls it a ghoul.

on the plain below.

It's a group army that is killing zombies.

Zombies don't have artillery and air force, so you don't need to pay attention to any tactics when dealing with zombies.

Thousands of cannons lined up directly.

"put!"

"Boom! Boom! Boom..."

With an order, thousands of cannons roared and fired shells as thick as forearms.

"Boom--"

When the shells fell into the corpses, there was a burst of landslides and ground cracks, stumps flew around, and blood filled the sky.

The artillery fired three rounds in a row, and hundreds of tanks roared and crushed it, and even the ground trembled.

The infantry followed the tank, using the tank as a cover, and kept shooting at the zombies.

There is a machine gunner above each tank, and the machine gun spits out fire snakes.

It was like a sickle, cutting off rows of zombies from the waist down.

A group of corpses without a zombie king is like a tiger without teeth. Facing the torrent of human steel, it can only be crushed mercilessly.

On the top of the mountain, Tang Seng's mind went blank.

Those ghouls who seemed extremely ferocious to him were killed so easily.

He doesn't know guns, tanks, or machine guns, but he thinks it's very powerful.

And looking at the machine gunner on the tank firing unscrupulously, he felt an inexplicable enthusiasm.

"Amitabha, it's a sin, a poor monk is a monk, even if you face a dead ghost, you can't do anything wrong."

Realizing that his mentality was wrong, Tang Seng quickly condemned and criticized himself.

But his eyes were fixed on the battlefield below.

"Buzzing..."

There was a murmur in the sky.

He looked up subconsciously.

I saw big birds flying in the sky, and those big birds swooped down and threw their eggs on the ground.

Then the bird eggs exploded to death slices of zombies.

Tang Seng's mouth grew, and now he could really stuff a bird's egg into his mouth.

What is the big bird flying in the sky?

Could it be... a car running on the ground?

And what is it that blows up the fireworks?

What are those weapons in their hands?

These people seem to be ordinary people like the people of Tang Dynasty, why can they create these unimaginable things?

Tang Seng's mind is full of a hundred thousand reasons.

I thought that the Tang Dynasty was already a powerful country in the world, but I never thought that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 791 Completely depraved, Guanyin is confused

A barbeque meal with a drink.

The four-valued meritorious service and the five-fang Jiedi fell asleep drunk after eating and drinking.

He slept for two or three hours before waking up.

"not good!"

After waking up, the nine of them suddenly thought of something.

"Are you sleeping comfortably? The poor monk wants to show you a treasure." Su Xun said with a smile.

All nine people had a bad premonition in their hearts.

Sure enough, their worries became reality in the next second.

Su Xun took out his mobile phone and played the video of a group of people bragging and farting just now, repeatedly uttering wild words.

Four-valued Gongcao and Wufang Jiedi turned pale, knowing that they had completely fallen into the pit.

Especially the Five Directions Jiedi.

In the video, they are all bare-chested, breasts exposed, sitting with cassocks under their buttocks, holding wine in one hand and meat in the other, feeling very happy.

If this gets out, they will definitely go to the Western Paradise before Tang Seng (???︿???).

"Elder, you...what do you want."

The nine people looked at Tang Seng wanting to cry but without tears.

She looked very much like a little daughter-in-law who was forcibly forced into prostitution.

"It's not what the poor monk wants to do, but what you want to do, understand?"

With a half-smile, Su Xun put away his phone, put on his wireless earphones, and listened to the dynamic dj.

The nine people had no choice but to nod: "Understood."

"That's right, Amitabha, it's getting late, Wukong, it's time to get on the road."

Su Xun picked up the nine-ringed tin stick and returned to his original appearance as an eminent monk.

The four meritorious officers and Wufang Jiedi looked at each other, and the day's meritorious officer gritted his teeth and said, "Elder Mingjian, besides us, there are Liuding Liujia and Eighteenth Guardian Jialan, elders..."

"The watch said." Su Xun interrupted him, and said confidently: "Leave it to the poor monk."

The nine people thought about how they had fallen, and instantly felt that Tang Seng's words were very credible.

The nine returned to the dark to pretend again.

Su Xun rode a horse, Sun Wukong walked in front, and the two masters and apprentices headed west.

Along the way, the four-valued meritorious Cao and the five-fang Jiedi have completely degenerated, and they kept slipping out to catch all kinds of game for Tang Seng to cook.

It has become a Journey to the West on the tip of the tongue.

After half a month, Su Xun, Sun Wukong, four meritorious talents, and Wufang Jiedi all gained a lot of weight.

No way, life is too good.

Oh, by the way, Liu Ding Liu Jia and Eighteen Guardians Jia Lan were also dealt with by Su Xun in the same way.

Now this group of teams secretly protecting him has been completely corrupted by him.

Not to mention that Tang Seng is eating meat, even if Tang Seng wants to sleep with a girl, they have to help him find one.

On this day, Tang Seng and Monkey King were walking on the road, and Monkey King jumped while walking.

It's not that he has a monkey disease again.

The real reason is that he also has a wireless earphone plugged in his ear.

Since he listened curiously once.

Then addicted.

He cheekily begged for an earphone, and spent the whole day wearing his tiger-print skirt, twisting and turning, and spitting out a few words in English from time to time.

Suddenly there was a whistle on the side of the road, and six people rushed out, each with a long spear and short sword, a sharp blade and a strong bow, and said loudly: "That monk! Go there! Hurry up and leave your horses and luggage, and spare your life!"

"Hey, Wukong, look, there are six thieves." Tang Seng rode on the horse and looked at the six thieves curiously.

Wukong brushed the monkey hair on his forehead: "Master, don't worry, let's see what the disciples do."

"Wukong wait a minute, our monastics will hurt Tianhe by fighting and killing. Stand back and let me be your teacher." Tang Seng said solemnly, rolling up the sleeves of his cassock.

Monkey King was a little depressed. Apart from hunting along the way, he had no chance to make a move yet.

On the hillside in the distance, Avalokitesvara, who had transformed into an old woman, held a flower hat with a tight hoop in her hand, and looked at Tang Seng with a bewildered expression.

Is this still the Tang monk he saw in Chang'an?

Not only is he not afraid of robbers, but he also stops Monkey King and wants to take the initiative to solve them.

And Sun Wukong is so obedient!

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva glanced down at the flower hat in his hand. If so, is it still necessary for Sun Wukong to wear this tight band?

Tight hoops are originally monkeys who are disobedient, and Guanyin Bodhisattva taught Tang Seng the means to restrain them.

But now, the monkey is so obedient, why is this tight band necessary?

Guanyin Bodhisattva was full of doubts and decided to continue watching.

Tang Seng walked towards the six robbers and said, "I am a monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures. Don't get entangled here with the six of you. It is a capital offense to rob a house, and the poor monk will give you the truth." The six people have a chance to reform themselves, so hurry to find the nearest government to surrender and plead guilty."

Seeing this scene, Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled helplessly.

Tang Seng is still Tang Seng.

Even more innocent than before.

Do you think his words can really persuade these six robbers to surrender to the government?

Then the smile on her face froze in the next second.

The six robbers suddenly wept bitterly, dropped the things in their hands and knelt on the ground.

"Woohoo ... ashamed, ashamed, I didn't expect that I waited for the six people to rob the elders.

"I'm really not a thing. My mother raised me so much, and I actually came out to be a robber. I will go to punish the law immediately, and I will confess my crime immediately!"

"Listening to the words of the elders is better than reading books for ten years. I have deeply realized the mistakes I made on the road of growth. I must correct myself and be a good person."

"There is no repayment for the elder's kindness. I only have some money and dry food on me. Please accept it."

Bodhisattva:"…………"

She stared blankly at this scene.

who am I?

where am I?

What am I going to do?

When the robber met a monk, instead of robbing his house, he cried bitterly and repented because of his words.

But also give silver and dry food.

This... the plot is wrong!

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't see where the problem was.