Urban: I have a new identity every week

I still learned these two words from Master.

The master said that these two words have a lot of mystery, but I am so stupid that I haven't figured it out until now.

The most important thing is, as a monkey, he is a vegetarian, but as a demon, he is a meat eater!

A carnivore was forced to change his eating habits just because he joined a sect.

Is there any law of the king, is there any law of heaven!

Therefore, he supported Tang Seng to eat meat with both hands.

"I eat meat and you all want to sue, Namo Amitabha, this is to force the poor monk to abolish the precept of killing." Su Xun clasped his hands together, chanted the Buddha's name, his tone was gentle, showing a look of compassion.

But the murderous aura emanating from his body is like a huge wave, four merits, and five directions Jiedi are like a flat boat in the wind and waves that may be submerged at any time.

The nine people turned pale with fright, how could this Tang monk have such a strong murderous aura.

How can this be a person in the Buddhist sect, the whole evil monk, even if he becomes a Buddha, he is still an evil Buddha!

Sun Wukong was also secretly startled, Xitian actually chose his master to learn scriptures, could it be that the Tathagata is stupid in practicing?

He felt that his master was more like a big monster than himself.

"Not so! Not so! Not so, Elder, just for a piece of meat, don't kill someone!"

"Yes yes yes, eating meat is good, eating meat is good, the elder is right, eating meat is healthy!"

"Look at how slim the elder is now. How can he go to the west if this continues! In order to learn the great cause of the scriptures, we must eat meat! The body is the most important!"

Under such a horrific murderous aura, the four meritorious officers and the five party Jiedi had a tacit understanding.

After all, in order to prevent Tang Seng from eating meat, he lost his life instead, which is not worth it.

They secretly said in their hearts, let's bear with it for a while, and when the day comes, we will definitely report it to the heavenly court and make you pay for what happened today!

"In this case, how about sharing this god-given food with the poor monk?"

Su Xun warmly and hospitablely invited the nine of them to have lunch.

The four-value meritorious service is fine.

Wufang Jiedi's expression changed drastically.

They are Buddhist disciples, if they break the precept of meat, let alone sue Tang Seng, I am afraid they will have to help Tang Seng conceal it in the future.

"Amitabha, thank you Elder for your kindness, but the five of us will eventually become Buddhist disciples..."

Tang Seng directly interrupted Jintou Jiedi's words, and said straightforwardly: "The poor monk is also a Buddhist disciple. Could it be that the poor monk can eat, but you can't?"

The five people were at a loss for words, cursing in their hearts, you are a fart disciple of Buddhism, at best you are a scum who sneaked into Buddhism!

"Why, the poor monk invited you and the others to eat together with good intentions, but the five of you didn't appreciate it. Could it be that you didn't give the poor monk this face?" Su Xun's face darkened.

Wufang Jiedi was shocked in an instant, and repeatedly argued: "Don't dare, I can't help but refuse the elder's kindness."

Just kidding, Tang Seng looked like he was going to eat people without looking down.

Now that his face is heavy, maybe he will stew them.

Meat was eaten, and they were eaten as meat.

These two options are obviously not difficult to choose.

"Master, I'm going to deal with these three birds." Sun Wukong said, and was about to deal with the ingredients.

Su Xun stopped him: "Wukong, give the new friends a chance to do something, so that they can have a more sense of participation and accomplishment when they eat."

Then he glanced at the four-valued meritorious service and five-party Jiedi: "What are you doing in a daze, do things! Remember, don't use spells. High-end ingredients must be processed in the most primitive way to retain their original flavor."

"Amitabha, sin, sin." Wufang Jiedi recited the Buddha's name, and the five people picked up a bird and went around to open the intestines.

Five great monks surround a big bird while chanting the Buddha's name and plucking its feathers. The scene is funny.

"Grass! A bald man is Yin!"

The four meritorious officers looked at each other, cursed inwardly, and then picked up the remaining two birds and packed them up.

They have no psychological pressure.

With someone handling the food raw materials, Su Xun set up a barbecue grill and taught Monkey King how to burn charcoal.

"Wukong, have you seen that as long as the fist is big enough, Buddhist disciples will also be forced to break the precepts. Look at their clumsy way of handling ingredients, have you learned anything from it?" Su Xun asked.

Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks, and then his eyes lit up: "Master, you mean to say that if you have a big fist, you can do whatever you want?"

"That's just one of them." Su Xun said angrily, "The second is, these idiots are still spreading the Dharma to save the world. They can't even handle a bird, but they are saving a bird!"

"Master, what you say makes sense. These bald... Buddhist disciples with their appearances are trash who only know how to eat." Sun Wukong hated Buddhism very much. Who made Tathagata suppress him under the Five Elements Mountain?

Wufang Jiedi was trembling with anger, but he didn't dare to turn his head to fight, so he could only vent his anger on the bird in front of him, and the action of plucking its feathers became even rougher.

"The so-called Buddhism occupies a large area of ​​temples and encloses tens of thousands of fertile fields. It does not do production, but only steals the incense money of the people. It should distribute the land they enclose to the people, donate the money to the national treasury to build water conservancy, and let Buddhist disciples return to vulgarity and go away. Farming and raising cattle is the real way to reach out to the masses and benefit the people.”

When Wufang Jiedi heard this, he really wanted to turn around and roar, you are also a disciple of Buddhism, why are you so anxious to confront each other!

But they can only think about it, but dare not speak it out.

But listening to Tang Seng's words, a kind of fear appeared in their hearts.

Xitian has chosen such a person to learn Buddhist scriptures, is it to revive the Buddha or to destroy the Buddha?

Su Xun and Sun Wukong scolded the bald man in front of the monk, and they didn't care, making Wufang Jiedi almost vomit blood.

No way, in their eyes, Tang Seng is a downright cruel person, after all, he even scolded himself when he became so cruel.

Soon, all three birds were dealt with.

The grill was also burning red.

Su Xun started the barbecue by himself.

Wufang Jiedi sat cross-legged on the ground and recited scriptures. When he thought that they were about to break the precepts, his heart was filled with guilt and remorse. How could they break the precepts if they devoted themselves to practicing Buddhism!

But gradually, smelling the more and more fragrant smell, and seeing the more and more attractive looks of the three fat birds, Wufang Jiedi's throat twitched.

They really don't want to relapse.

But, it's so fragrant!

It looks... like delicious.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 790 Yudi was stunned at that time

On the grill, three fat birds sprinkled with various seasonings are golden in color and rich in fragrance.

"Guru~"

The four-valued meritorious service, the five-party Jiedi, looked helplessly at the barbecue grill, and at the bird who was tested into another appearance, feeling extremely sad in his heart, and tears flowed down from the corners of his mouth.

"Master, how long can we eat!"

Sun Wukong also kept swallowing his saliva, and Liuxin was jumping around indefinitely.

"It's coming soon."

Su Xun brushed a layer of oil, sprinkled fried sesame seeds, and said, "You're done."

"My old grandson can't wait." Sun Wukong hurriedly grabbed a bird and tore off half of it. He was about to eat it when he suddenly thought of something: "Master, you eat first."

"There are not so many rules here as a teacher, you can eat it yourself." Su Xun would never say that he disliked it being taken by the monkey's paw.

Monkey King couldn't help being overjoyed: "Thank you, Master."

"Everyone, you're welcome, please do what you want." Su Xun also pulled a thigh off, took a bite, and looked at the nine people with oily mouth and said.

"Thank you, elder, for your hospitality."

The four meritorious officers swarmed up, each quickly tore off a large piece of meat and ate it.

"Ah! There is such a delicious food in the world!"

"Today I know that Bai has been a god for a thousand years!"

"This thing only exists in the world, how can it be heard in the sky!"

"Ah! It's so fucking delicious!"

With just one bite, the four meritorious officers were astonished as heaven and man, and they all expressed their admiration from the bottom of their hearts.

Wufang Jiedi was salivating crazily.

"Forget it, since the elders are forcing each other by means, then we will reluctantly break this dirty precept."

Yintou Jiedi was the first one who couldn't help it anymore, said something that he lied to himself, then tore off a wing, and took a bite carefully.

The rich smell of meat mixed with spices erupted in the mouth, and I felt like I was going to float, my mind was blank, and my eyes were dull.

At this moment, he suddenly realized.

Is it because the meat is not fragrant enough, or the wine is not strong enough, I can't even think about entering Buddhism.

Still being a hammer monk, isn't it delicious to eat meat?

Then gobble it up.

Seeing this, the remaining four Jiedi also chanted the Buddha's name one after another, joined the team of carnivores, and their mouths were full of oil.

Seeing this scene, Su Xun felt a sense of accomplishment, and immediately took out a few bottles of white wine:

"Come, come, everyone, it is fate to meet each other. It is a long way to go to the west, but I hope that there will be a present every year. The poor monk has several bottles of good wine here, and all the lords will drink together."

I didn't bother to hold the cups anymore, so I just threw a bottle and drank it.

Naturally, he had added ingredients to this wine. After all, as a person with cultivation base, he didn't feel much drinking ordinary wine, so he brewed it himself.

He called this wine Immortal Drunk.

As the name suggests, immortals get drunk even after drinking.

If you ask what is the most rapid distance between people.

That is undoubtedly eating barbecue.

Eating barbecue and drinking wine.

The four-valued meritorious service and the five-party Jiedi talked more, especially the fourth-valued meritorious service, who was reeking of alcohol.

Men, when they drink, they start bragging.

"Elder, don't worry, we will never report this matter."

"Yes, yes, yes, I ate your meat today, and I will repay the favor of a meal."

"It's just three mortal birds that can be so tasteless. What if the cranes in the sky are worth it?"

"Erlangshen's Roaring Sky Dog is the best among dogs, and it's also extremely delicious if you want to roast it."

"Laojun's sit down green bull..."

Su Xun watched them blow it with a smile, and took out a mobile phone to record it for them.

Leave precious video data for their innocent and ignorant middle-aged years.

With the handle in hand.

Are you afraid that they will falsely accuse you?

...............

When Su Xun and the others were feasting.

Tang Seng of the Blue Star World was almost fainted from hunger.

As a mortal body with a lack of exercise, he has been a vegetarian all year round and his health is not good.

After coming to this strange world, fighting zombies, and traveling long distances, he was already hungry and thirsty, his mouth was dry and his lips were cracked.

"boom!"

Suddenly, he heard a loud bang.

Startled: "Amitabha, which god is casting spells?"